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pissbitch

"Horner, you pissbitch."
by Stooo March 23, 2003
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DarkCobra

Apparently can't spell 'Sceptic'. Could just be an American (See bumper), but I don't know the guy, so my criticism seems unwarranted.
by Stooo March 23, 2003
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Stoke-on-Trent

A city in Staffordshire, England. Stoke is famous across the world for it's pottery industry. Many fine brands such as Wedgewood and Spode originate from Stoke.
However, the pottery industry is currently dying a sorry and painful death, due to Mexican sweatshops being a far cheaper source of plates and cups than England, with all it's health and safety laws and 'minimum wage' bollocks.
This has resulted in Stoke, formerly a haven for academic under-achievers due to the thousands of manual jobs in pot-banks, becoming a ghost town populated by recently redundant, now-unemployable, skilless (unless you see 'Fettling and Sponging' as a skill) troglodytes wandering about having fights with each other and/or students from the two local universities.

'Stoke-on-Trent' is also Mockney rhyming slang for 'Bent'. If you ever visit the place, you will see what a splendid aptronym-cum-epithet this is.
"I live in Stoke-on-Trent."
"Oh, really? How come you can read/ write, then?"
by Stooo March 21, 2003
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Stu

"I am not Stu."
- Stooo
by Stooo March 21, 2003
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shitpeasant

Meaningless but entertaining insult coined by Chris Horner on MSN on 23rd March 2003, at about 10.30 GMT
"Stooo, you're a shitpeasant."
by Stooo March 23, 2003
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Douchephag

A known fan of the band phish( term coined in 1991 and widely used(
I was trying to enjoy the concert, but that Douchephag ruined it for everyone.
by stooo September 14, 2018
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Bumper

1) Noun: A homosexual man. Alternatively, a man you know to be heterosexual who will be upset at any more explicit slurs on his sexuality.

2) Adjective: Having effeminate or ineffectual qualities.

Derived from a truncation of "Bum-Humper"
1) "Is that guy a bumper or what?"

2) "That's another bumper hit from Craig David!"
by Stooo March 18, 2003
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