Stooo's definitions

8

The ordinal number '8' is often used in place of the phonemes that would make the sound 'ate' in written English.
I say 'often', I actually mean 'often (by bumpers)'
The habit could have originally developed among linux {fucktards in chatrooms, or 14 year old scrubbers text messaging on mobile phones. Either that or from 'old-school' rave act Altern8 (still DJ-ing in and around Stoke-on-Trent, kids!)
Whichever way you look at it, it looks shit and dosn't make you look cool.

"C U L8R M8!!!!!"

"He was a sk8r boi..."

"I'd rather menstru8 a ten ton w8 than write in such an illiter8 way, dude."

by Stooo March 21, 2003

pissbitch

The only logical response to shitpeasant

"Horner, you pissbitch."

by Stooo March 23, 2003

DarkCobra

Apparently can't spell 'Sceptic'. Could just be an American (See bumper), but I don't know the guy, so my criticism seems unwarranted.

by Stooo March 23, 2003

nu-metal face

To do the Nu-Metal Face:
1) PLace your clenched fists against the sides of your head, pressing in on your temples.
2) Contort your mouth and eyes in the way that you might if you were passing a really big shit
3) Rock back and forth slightly.
4) Scream "Noooo! I won't tidy my rooooom!!!" at the top of your pre-pubescent voice.
5) Repeat as necessary, occasionally pulling up the top of your Linkin Park hoodie for effect.

"You just don't understand me!!! I won't do my Homeworrrrkkkk!!!!"

by Stooo March 21, 2003

WP

Noun: The pasty, waxen complexion of a youth who spends too much time alone in his bedroom.
Abbreviation of "Wanker's Pallor"

"Ew! That's a definite case of WP! I'd hate to change his sheets..."

by Stooo March 18, 2003

Pffftt

Aka - The 'Jeff Goldblum Noise'. The phonetic spelling of that sound made by actor Jeff Goldblum to punctuate every other sentence he utters. A kind of smug, smirking exhalation through one's splayed nostrils, which makes the user appear superior yet self-depreciating at the same time.

"Holsten Pills... pffftt... Because all the sugar turns to alcohol!"

"You could tell that Jurassic Park 3 was going to suck ass because... pffftt... they couldn't even get an old whore like me to be in it."

by Stooo June 30, 2003

Bumplestiltskin

Noun: A man who is not only a bumper or bumplord, but is also a twisted, wizened dwarf (like Rumplestiltskin in the fary tale)

"Who is that Bumplestiltskin-looking guy on TV?"
"Don't worry, it's only Jamie Oliver..."

by Stooo March 19, 2003