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Wake of Want

When someone leaves you. You miss them greatly and can't stop thinking about them. They leave you in a wake of want.
My girlfriend has been overseas for two months, I think about her all the time, she has left me in her wake of want.
by Stoolie January 23, 2015
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PSF

When someone's face clearly shows signs of having had work done, pulled back skin, large lips, funny smile, etc. This is PSF or Plastic Surgery Face
1: WOW - her smile was permanently attached to her face.

2: No kidding, but it IS permanent; that is a bad case of PSF
by Stoolie February 7, 2017
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Statisticalling

When one spends an inordinate amount of time working on data or statistics. And likes it.
John: How was work today?
Jim: OMG, it rocked I spent all day trying to figure out the relationship between height and grades. 10 hours later I had TWO numbers for my efforts. Neither made sense, but the day was some epic statisticalling....
by Stoolie November 13, 2014
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mom walk

When two people take a walk to 'exercise' but really do it so they can gossip and be social. The walk might last for an hour and is an excellent combination of exercise and catching up with friends. Some mom walkers wear large hats for sun protection and carry fanny packs for their sunscreen.
Hey Girl, I'm not really up for happy hour but we could go for a mom walk; we can catch up and exercise at the same time
by Stoolie November 27, 2015
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Scutts

Hey, I saw you to talking to the boss - what is the scutts on the lay-offs?
by Stoolie April 17, 2013
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ebay effect

When you get caught up in the moment of an auction or online purchase and buy something you don't really need.
Person 1: Uh why do you have 14 wine bottle stoppers?

Person 2: Ugh, i was shopping online and just had to have them, it's like my brain was taken over by the computer, stupid stupid ebay effect.
by Stoolie May 24, 2014
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ZINK

The days of being a DINK are gone, two lost jobs so now we're a ZINK. Good think we don't have kids.
by Stoolie January 2, 2014
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