Stoolie's definitions

mom walk

When two people take a walk to 'exercise' but really do it so they can gossip and be social. The walk might last for an hour and is an excellent combination of exercise and catching up with friends. Some mom walkers wear large hats for sun protection and carry fanny packs for their sunscreen.

Hey Girl, I'm not really up for happy hour but we could go for a mom walk; we can catch up and exercise at the same time

by Stoolie November 27, 2015

Statisticalling

When one spends an inordinate amount of time working on data or statistics. And likes it.

John: How was work today?
Jim: OMG, it rocked I spent all day trying to figure out the relationship between height and grades. 10 hours later I had TWO numbers for my efforts. Neither made sense, but the day was some epic statisticalling....

by Stoolie November 13, 2014

Scutts

Information gathered from scuttlebutt.

Hey, I saw you to talking to the boss - what is the scutts on the lay-offs?

by Stoolie April 17, 2013

ebay effect

When you get caught up in the moment of an auction or online purchase and buy something you don't really need.

Person 1: Uh why do you have 14 wine bottle stoppers?

Person 2: Ugh, i was shopping online and just had to have them, it's like my brain was taken over by the computer, stupid stupid ebay effect.

by Stoolie May 24, 2014

ZINK

Zero Income No Kids

The days of being a DINK are gone, two lost jobs so now we're a ZINK. Good think we don't have kids.

by Stoolie January 2, 2014

LFA

A three letter acronym for 'The Boss' as it sounds like 'El Jefe' a Spanish phrase for the boss or chief.

Your LFA really needs to get you a raise. You work so hard for that boss it's time you got recognized for it.

by Stoolie May 9, 2018

Wake of Want

When someone leaves you. You miss them greatly and can't stop thinking about them. They leave you in a wake of want.

My girlfriend has been overseas for two months, I think about her all the time, she has left me in her wake of want.

by Stoolie January 23, 2015