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Usually acquired at the back of a 7-Eleven store from some raunchy skank. The skank will pour a highly coveted 7-Eleven slurpee on her crotch and the man will slurp it up like a vacuum cleaner. Most likely will receive herpes after this infamous act as the skank provides genital slurpees to just about every dude in town.
Mike: Dude I could really go for a 7-Eleven hot dog and slurpee right now. Those things are legendary.
Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.
Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!
Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.
Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!
by Stoney69 January 27, 2019
Get the Genital Slurpees mug.A revenge term for when you find out your gf is cheating on you and instead of breaking up with her, you hit her with a chocolate rain. First, you take a bunch of laxatives before sex and make sure you are pounding doggy style. Then, right as you are about to bust your load, you pull out and swiftly hop forward like a kangaroo and cover her head with a concoction of cum and diarrhea. The key is to make sure this all takes place in HER bed and once you are done, you hold up both middle fingers and walk out with a huge smile.
Mike: Dude I had some wicked sex last night, I must’ve busted like 6 times.
Stoney: Bruh, my gf is a total gutter slut and cheated on me with some douchewad. So I acted like I didn’t know and I hit her with the gnarliest chocolate rain. It was glorious.
Mike: Bro.... NICE!!!!
Stoney: Bruh, my gf is a total gutter slut and cheated on me with some douchewad. So I acted like I didn’t know and I hit her with the gnarliest chocolate rain. It was glorious.
Mike: Bro.... NICE!!!!
by Stoney69 January 9, 2019
Get the Chocolate Rain mug.Step 1 (The Apootizer): This is the beginning of a shitty ride. This will be a light loosening of the spinky, and possibly even a log or two may drop. However you are simply preparing for the main course so remain pootient.
Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.
Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.
Bon appootit.
Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.
Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.
Bon appootit.
TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Yo Buhl watchu doin for the Super Bowl?
Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.
TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?
Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.
Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.
TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?
Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.
by Stoney69 February 2, 2020
Get the Three-Course-Dump mug.This occurs when you expel your spank juice and go to empty the rain from your meat tube. Your garden hose will be weak after the storm that just took place, and the bushes (your hanging walnuts) will get a nice rain shower. Fun fact: An occasional rain shower helps the bushes grow nice and strong!
Tyraint: Yo brewski, schlong time no see. Wanna hit the club this weekend?
Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.
Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.
Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.
Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.
by Stoney69 June 22, 2022
Get the Watering the Bushes mug.The act of nutting on a girl’s tits and then motorboating them immediately after. When the man’s lips meet the woman’s breasts, the resulting sound will be that of a harmonica as the man simultaneously gags on his own beat juice.
Tyrant: Dude I was playing my guitar and harmonica last night. I love jamming, it’s my passion.
The Boss: Bro I was jamming too. I performed a Gagging Harmonica last night. I splooged on my wife’s tits and then proceeded to play “Piano Man” by Billy Joel. I made it about a minute before I started gagging on my Spunk.
Tyrant: Bro we should perform a duet. I love piano man!
The Boss: Bro I was jamming too. I performed a Gagging Harmonica last night. I splooged on my wife’s tits and then proceeded to play “Piano Man” by Billy Joel. I made it about a minute before I started gagging on my Spunk.
Tyrant: Bro we should perform a duet. I love piano man!
by Stoney69 April 17, 2019
Get the Gagging Harmonica mug.Tyrant: Hey can you do me a favor? I need to ReQSST off from work tomorrow. Can I trust you to do all my work?
Big Easy: Bro I would but.... I don’t work with you anymore.
Tyrant: Shit that’s right. Guess I’ll hit up Phil Collins.
Big Easy: Bro I would but.... I don’t work with you anymore.
Tyrant: Shit that’s right. Guess I’ll hit up Phil Collins.
by Stoney69 September 21, 2019
Get the ReQSST off mug.This usually occurs when a man wants revenge on his hoe. While the woman is in a deep slumber, he will inject a gooey substance such as jelly into her clapper. Then the next time she takes a piss, a gooey discharge will be expelled, and the woman will think she has gonorrhea.
Mike: Stoney my dude, I think I got the Gons. My cock feels like a serial killer came in and stabbed my cock and now I’m pissing blood.
Stoney: Bro I think you have a problem. Side note: I tricked this hoe into thinking she had gonorrhea. I call it Conorrhea. I just shot a nice gelatinous substance up into her cooch while she was sleeping and the next day she screamed when she went to tinkle. That’s what she gets for smashin’ “Hungry dog” Jason.
Mike: Stoney, you never fail to amaze me. I might try that on that skank I met behind the 7-Eleven. Gotta get revenge for the Genital Slurpees she gave me a while back (See Genital Slurpees).
Stoney: Bro I think you have a problem. Side note: I tricked this hoe into thinking she had gonorrhea. I call it Conorrhea. I just shot a nice gelatinous substance up into her cooch while she was sleeping and the next day she screamed when she went to tinkle. That’s what she gets for smashin’ “Hungry dog” Jason.
Mike: Stoney, you never fail to amaze me. I might try that on that skank I met behind the 7-Eleven. Gotta get revenge for the Genital Slurpees she gave me a while back (See Genital Slurpees).
by Stoney69 February 2, 2019
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