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When a prostitute fiddles with your prostate until you toot, and then you shun her for the rest of the STD bang sesh.
Big Queefy: Yo Boner, I’m tryna hit hooters tonight, you in?
Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.
Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..
Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.
Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.
Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..
Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.
by Stoney69 July 16, 2022
Get the Prostate-toot-shuN mug.This delicious delicacy is made with the leftover smegma from your gooch. The tasty remnants are then rolled up into little tatter tot sized balls and baked on high for 30-35 minutes. It is crucial that they are given 5 minutes to cool, as this will complete the crisping process. Recommended for ages 5+
Johnny Crapplebees: Yo Tyrant, I’m looking for a nice side to go with my turkey sandwich. Any suggestions?
Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)
Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.
Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)
Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.
by Stoney69 March 23, 2019
Get the Tainter Tots mug.The man consumes copious amounts of fruit, causing his semen to taste sweet. He proceeds to ejaculate into the woman’s mouth, while she simultaneously sucks on his furry pebbles, receiving a delicious taste of Fruity Pubeles… part of a balanced breakfast.
Barney: Dude my girlfriend has been super hungry lately, it’s kind of making her a total bitch.
Fred: Brotato, just give her a taste of some of your Fruity Pubeles and she’ll be satiated in no time.
Fred: Brotato, just give her a taste of some of your Fruity Pubeles and she’ll be satiated in no time.
by Stoney69 January 12, 2019
Get the Fruity Pubeles mug.It’s just another normal peaceful bone sesh. However, something suddenly ticks you off and you get a raging boner. Now you’re mad, and you decide to go somewhere you shouldn’t (her buns). You have just stormed the crapitol, and jizztory will never be the same.
Big Easy: Yo bro, do you wanna hit the bowling alley? I’d really love to roll some balls with you tonight.
Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.
Big Easy: What you do this time?..
Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.
Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.
Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!
Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.
Big Easy: What you do this time?..
Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.
Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.
Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!
by Stoney69 January 9, 2021
Get the Storming the Crapitol mug.This one is a nightmare bro, don’t want this to happen to you bruh. Anyway, this starts off by you choking your chicken until you excrete ur man juice onto a soft tissue. You then go to dispose of said rag, but you trip over a foreign object bc it is dark af and 2am. Your cum rag splashes everywhere, including on your face. What else could go wrong?? Well.. Your mom, startled, scurries into the room to check if you are okay and she too becums covered in goo. This is a cumplete nightmare.
Miguel: Hey guy, have any plans for the weekend?
Antoine: Nah man, last night was a cumplete nightmare. Think I better lay low for a couple nights.
Miguel: What happened?
Antoine: I’d rather not say. I’m still tryna clean up the damage...
Antoine: Nah man, last night was a cumplete nightmare. Think I better lay low for a couple nights.
Miguel: What happened?
Antoine: I’d rather not say. I’m still tryna clean up the damage...
by Stoney69 February 27, 2020
Get the Cumplete Nightmare mug.So your hoe been slobbing on your knob for a while now and you about to erupt. You blow your man juice and she swallows, and the deed is done. As she digests the baby making juice, a bit of the protein rich fluid escapes the small intestine and instead drips into her cooch, fertilizing her crops. In 9 months, you both will welcome a surprise. Congrats (or maybe good luck)...
Stoney: Yo Bro, hows the baby making business?
Aaron Nola: Dude I think we having another kid. My wife just experienced Digestancy last night. When a girl wants to have a baby, her body will make it happen one way or another. I didn’t even crop dust her from the underside...
Stoney: Dude that’s crazy. You’re a legend, and I one day hope to be 25% as cool as you. I always knew you had a nasty fastball, but I guess you hit her with the cutter and it dripped through her intestines.
Aaron Nola: Dude I think we having another kid. My wife just experienced Digestancy last night. When a girl wants to have a baby, her body will make it happen one way or another. I didn’t even crop dust her from the underside...
Stoney: Dude that’s crazy. You’re a legend, and I one day hope to be 25% as cool as you. I always knew you had a nasty fastball, but I guess you hit her with the cutter and it dripped through her intestines.
by Stoney69 May 1, 2021
Get the Digestancy mug.This is like the tradition “Running with the bulls”, except it involves a woman or women running from “buhls”. The buhls represent a bunch of horny dudes tryna pound some Krabby patties.
Shaqueefa: I had such a fab weekend. My boyfriend treated me to a nice Mongolian battering ram (See Mongolian Battering Ram) and even gave me a nice Cleveland Steamer. What a gentleman!!
Quontilfa: Ugh I wish I could say the same… I went running from the buhls all weekend. Even got speared a few times by their horns. Have to say it felt pretty good though.
Shaqueefa: Ima come with you next time. We can definitely outrun those buhls ;)
Quontilfa: Ugh I wish I could say the same… I went running from the buhls all weekend. Even got speared a few times by their horns. Have to say it felt pretty good though.
Shaqueefa: Ima come with you next time. We can definitely outrun those buhls ;)
by Stoney69 January 12, 2019
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