52 definitions by Stoney69
Pounding a hoe in the vag or even the spinky, when feeling daring enough. The male thrusts at a speed that is resembling of a jack hammer. This may cause small fissures and sometimes even full cracks in the applicable genitalia/shit-partition.
Tyrant: Dude I went trout fishing last night, caught a few. Hbu?
Big Easy: Dawg I went jack-hammering with my wife. Pounded her spinky so hard I created a crack in her ass.... now she has two asscracks.
Big Easy: Dawg I went jack-hammering with my wife. Pounded her spinky so hard I created a crack in her ass.... now she has two asscracks.
by Stoney69 July 5, 2019
This one is a nightmare bro, don’t want this to happen to you bruh. Anyway, this starts off by you choking your chicken until you excrete ur man juice onto a soft tissue. You then go to dispose of said rag, but you trip over a foreign object bc it is dark af and 2am. Your cum rag splashes everywhere, including on your face. What else could go wrong?? Well.. Your mom, startled, scurries into the room to check if you are okay and she too becums covered in goo. This is a cumplete nightmare.
Miguel: Hey guy, have any plans for the weekend?
Antoine: Nah man, last night was a cumplete nightmare. Think I better lay low for a couple nights.
Miguel: What happened?
Antoine: I’d rather not say. I’m still tryna clean up the damage...
Antoine: Nah man, last night was a cumplete nightmare. Think I better lay low for a couple nights.
Miguel: What happened?
Antoine: I’d rather not say. I’m still tryna clean up the damage...
by Stoney69 February 28, 2020
This steamy act unfolds with a man blowing his boogies all over his hoe’s face. If he wants to get extra kinky, the slore will open her mouth and suck up all the boogies while he shoots them out of his nose, similar to a vacuum cleaner sucking up dust.
Stonyus Maximus (SM): Yo brotein Shake, merry Clitmas. How was your ho-ho-holiday?
Big Beefy Queefy (BBQ): Sup asshole, my Clitmas was good. Popped this chick’s cherry and dropped a chocolate rain on her afterwards. Hbu?
SM: Mine was solid. I hit this skank with a pile of Boogkake. Throttled that shit down her throat faster than Kim John Ewn fires his rockets into the sky.
BBQ: You sir are a bonerfide badass. Invite me next time and we can be Boogskimo Bros.
Big Beefy Queefy (BBQ): Sup asshole, my Clitmas was good. Popped this chick’s cherry and dropped a chocolate rain on her afterwards. Hbu?
SM: Mine was solid. I hit this skank with a pile of Boogkake. Throttled that shit down her throat faster than Kim John Ewn fires his rockets into the sky.
BBQ: You sir are a bonerfide badass. Invite me next time and we can be Boogskimo Bros.
by Stoney69 December 27, 2022
This is like the tradition “Running with the bulls”, except it involves a woman or women running from “buhls”. The buhls represent a bunch of horny dudes tryna pound some Krabby patties.
Shaqueefa: I had such a fab weekend. My boyfriend treated me to a nice Mongolian battering ram (See Mongolian Battering Ram) and even gave me a nice Cleveland Steamer. What a gentleman!!
Quontilfa: Ugh I wish I could say the same… I went running from the buhls all weekend. Even got speared a few times by their horns. Have to say it felt pretty good though.
Shaqueefa: Ima come with you next time. We can definitely outrun those buhls ;)
Quontilfa: Ugh I wish I could say the same… I went running from the buhls all weekend. Even got speared a few times by their horns. Have to say it felt pretty good though.
Shaqueefa: Ima come with you next time. We can definitely outrun those buhls ;)
by Stoney69 January 12, 2019
When you shit on something near and dear to the heart of one of your enemies (such as their lawn, their porch, their kid (which is fucked up), their car… you get the point) and then run away before the cops tie you down and get a spinky sample in order to get your DNA for testing and figure out why you’re such a fucked up human being. Happens more often than one would expect.
Anthony Jizzo: Yo Miguel, how’s the baseball season going?
Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided I’m going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruz’s $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.
Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It won’t be the same without you my boy.
Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just don’t have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so I’m gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.
Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided I’m going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruz’s $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.
Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It won’t be the same without you my boy.
Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just don’t have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so I’m gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.
by Stoney69 August 18, 2022
When your gonads hang so low that they dip into the toilet. If there is poo poo in the toilet, this may be similar to dunkin’ donuts in some black coffee.
Mike: Yo Stone, I was munchin’ on some cream filled donuts this morning. When I bit into one, the cream squirted right into my eye. Shit still stings.
Stoney: Dawg that’s nothing. I was Dunkin’ Doz Nuts during my morning shit like crazy. Had to take 3 showers to fully clean my knackers off.
Stoney: Dawg that’s nothing. I was Dunkin’ Doz Nuts during my morning shit like crazy. Had to take 3 showers to fully clean my knackers off.
by Stoney69 January 19, 2019
The delightful act of simultaneously peeing, pooping, and blowing your homemade man juice on a hoe that you slightly dislike.
Tyrant: Bro I can’t wait to go home and slap my bag. I’m so stressed out after this week.
Big Easy: Dude I’m stressed too. I might hit up one of my exes and give her a Wizzconsin Mudpie. I’m gonna make sure to eat Taco Bell and a shit ton of asparagus and garlic so my jack juice and poo poo smell like rotten slut.
Tyrant: Dude if you need assistance I can help you out. We can even go to Dunkin after to celebrate.
Big Easy: Pp
Big Easy: Dude I’m stressed too. I might hit up one of my exes and give her a Wizzconsin Mudpie. I’m gonna make sure to eat Taco Bell and a shit ton of asparagus and garlic so my jack juice and poo poo smell like rotten slut.
Tyrant: Dude if you need assistance I can help you out. We can even go to Dunkin after to celebrate.
Big Easy: Pp
by Stoney69 October 11, 2019