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Similar to a snot rocket. You squeeze your dick and small cum rockets shoot out. As Jimmy Neutron used to say, gotta blast!
Big Easy: I was shooting snot rockets on golf course the other day. They were so big, I was filling divots.
Stoney: That’s dope. I was shooting cum rockets the other day. They were so big, I could fill whores with them.
Big Easy: I wanna be like you when I grow old.
Stoney: That’s dope. I was shooting cum rockets the other day. They were so big, I could fill whores with them.
Big Easy: I wanna be like you when I grow old.
by Stoney69 November 24, 2023
Get the Cum rocket mug.When you haven’t busted a nut in several days/weeks, due to being sick, too busy with work, or just flat out dumb. The next load that gets dropped will be whiter than a White Christmas. Make sure to wear goggles…
Big Easy: Yo Stone dog, how’s the weather treating ya?
Stoney: Pretty decent, but there’s a chance of hail this weekend where I’m at. I’ve been sick all week and haven’t yanked my money in a bit, so a Jizzard is incuming. The next load I drop might cause an avalanche.
Big Easy: Damn, lmk how that works out for ya. Might have to give that a try sometime.
Stoney: Pretty decent, but there’s a chance of hail this weekend where I’m at. I’ve been sick all week and haven’t yanked my money in a bit, so a Jizzard is incuming. The next load I drop might cause an avalanche.
Big Easy: Damn, lmk how that works out for ya. Might have to give that a try sometime.
by Stoney69 November 24, 2023
Get the Jizzard mug.When you haven’t busted a nut in several days/weeks, due to being sick, too busy with work, or just flat out dumb. The next load that gets dropped will be whiter than a White Christmas. Make sure to wear goggles…
Big Easy: Yo Stone dog, how’s the weather treating ya?
Stoney: Pretty decent, but there’s a chance of hail this weekend where I’m at. I’ve been sick all week and haven’t yanked my money in a bit, so a Jizzard is incuming. The next load I drop might cause an avalanche.
Big Easy: Damn, lmk how that works out for ya. Might have to give that a try sometime.
Stoney: Pretty decent, but there’s a chance of hail this weekend where I’m at. I’ve been sick all week and haven’t yanked my money in a bit, so a Jizzard is incuming. The next load I drop might cause an avalanche.
Big Easy: Damn, lmk how that works out for ya. Might have to give that a try sometime.
by Stoney69 November 24, 2023
Get the Jizzard mug.When you shit on something near and dear to the heart of one of your enemies (such as their lawn, their porch, their kid (which is fucked up), their car… you get the point) and then run away before the cops tie you down and get a spinky sample in order to get your DNA for testing and figure out why you’re such a fucked up human being. Happens more often than one would expect.
Anthony Jizzo: Yo Miguel, how’s the baseball season going?
Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided I’m going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruz’s $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.
Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It won’t be the same without you my boy.
Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just don’t have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so I’m gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.
Miguel Cumbrera: Not too good Jizzo. I decided I’m going to retire and move on to my next adventure in life. I decided to take an Albert Pujols on Nelson Cruz’s $200K car, so now I gotta change my name and move to Mexico before the poolice figure out I did it and ruin my repootation. I am the king of shit & run.
Stoney: Damn Cumbrera Sombrero, I enjoyed watching you all these years. It won’t be the same without you my boy.
Miguel: Thanks J-Man, I just don’t have any cum left to give. My OPS is only .669 these days, so I’m gonna go out on top. Good luck with the rest of your season with the Yankees, you play a solid first base.
by Stoney69 August 18, 2022
Get the Shit & Run mug.When you pounding a girl so hard with your girthy salami stick, that it causes cracks in her snatch region. In rare cases, the aftercocks can be so powerful, that they cause a rectal prolapse. ER trips are strongly recommended if this occurs, but only skanks and weenie hut JR. members actually go to the ER.
Miguel Cumbrera: Yo hombre, we hitting the casino tonight? I hear they’re doing strip poker.
Stoney Tonio: Yo cabrón, sheeeeeet I can’t tonight. I gave my girl a girthquake. I thought I was just taking her to pound town, turns out I took her to pound country, and busted up her clam bake. Now she has two cracks down there 🤣
MC: Dawg you’re gonna have to teach me that one. We can try it at strip poker next time. There are loads of loose grannies down at the casino waiting to be plunked by our micro Slim James.
SA: Sheeet home sizzle, sounds good to me, I’m getting a half Chubb just thinking about it. I’m listening to Girth Brooks right now to get in the mood.
Stoney Tonio: Yo cabrón, sheeeeeet I can’t tonight. I gave my girl a girthquake. I thought I was just taking her to pound town, turns out I took her to pound country, and busted up her clam bake. Now she has two cracks down there 🤣
MC: Dawg you’re gonna have to teach me that one. We can try it at strip poker next time. There are loads of loose grannies down at the casino waiting to be plunked by our micro Slim James.
SA: Sheeet home sizzle, sounds good to me, I’m getting a half Chubb just thinking about it. I’m listening to Girth Brooks right now to get in the mood.
by Stoney69 July 29, 2022
Get the Girthquake mug.Stoney Bologna: Yo BC, wanna hit the joint tonight?
Big Cheesy: nah browski, I’m on house arrest.
SB: ……wtf you do this time
BC: Well… there’s this tradition on May 5th, called Stinkhole de Mayo. You find the closest Mexican chick, and you fill her stinkhole with Mayo, like the condiment. Then you plug her tooter with a butt plug and when she rips ass, her spinky explodes with white, slimy, goodness. It’s hilarious!
SB: Dawg… you are a badass MF!! I wanna be like you when my balls drop.
Big Cheesy: nah browski, I’m on house arrest.
SB: ……wtf you do this time
BC: Well… there’s this tradition on May 5th, called Stinkhole de Mayo. You find the closest Mexican chick, and you fill her stinkhole with Mayo, like the condiment. Then you plug her tooter with a butt plug and when she rips ass, her spinky explodes with white, slimy, goodness. It’s hilarious!
SB: Dawg… you are a badass MF!! I wanna be like you when my balls drop.
by Stoney69 July 16, 2022
Get the Stinkhole de Mayo mug.When a prostitute fiddles with your prostate until you toot, and then you shun her for the rest of the STD bang sesh.
Big Queefy: Yo Boner, I’m tryna hit hooters tonight, you in?
Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.
Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..
Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.
Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.
Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..
Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.
by Stoney69 July 16, 2022
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