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So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.
Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.
Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.
Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.
Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
by Stoney69 August 29, 2019
Get the Misery Loves Cumpoony mug.Usually acquired at the back of a 7-Eleven store from some raunchy skank. The skank will pour a highly coveted 7-Eleven slurpee on her crotch and the man will slurp it up like a vacuum cleaner. Most likely will receive herpes after this infamous act as the skank provides genital slurpees to just about every dude in town.
Mike: Dude I could really go for a 7-Eleven hot dog and slurpee right now. Those things are legendary.
Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.
Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!
Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.
Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!
by Stoney69 January 27, 2019
Get the Genital Slurpees mug.The delightful act of simultaneously peeing, pooping, and blowing your homemade man juice on a hoe that you slightly dislike.
Tyrant: Bro I can’t wait to go home and slap my bag. I’m so stressed out after this week.
Big Easy: Dude I’m stressed too. I might hit up one of my exes and give her a Wizzconsin Mudpie. I’m gonna make sure to eat Taco Bell and a shit ton of asparagus and garlic so my jack juice and poo poo smell like rotten slut.
Tyrant: Dude if you need assistance I can help you out. We can even go to Dunkin after to celebrate.
Big Easy: Pp
Big Easy: Dude I’m stressed too. I might hit up one of my exes and give her a Wizzconsin Mudpie. I’m gonna make sure to eat Taco Bell and a shit ton of asparagus and garlic so my jack juice and poo poo smell like rotten slut.
Tyrant: Dude if you need assistance I can help you out. We can even go to Dunkin after to celebrate.
Big Easy: Pp
by Stoney69 October 10, 2019
Get the Wizzconsin Mudpie mug.This occurs when your partner is snoring obnoxiously loud. You proceed to squat over your partner’s face and drop a nice steamy log(s) into his or her mouth, which will stop the snoring. Unfortunately, this may cause Sleep Crapnea as your partner may be unable to breathe because of the foul odor that now lives inside his or her mouth.
P.S. This is a bad idea to attempt if one has consumed an irritant such as Chipotle or Taco Bell within the last 48 hours. Diarrhea is a high risk within this range of time, and will definitely awake the partner into a frenzy.
P.S. This is a bad idea to attempt if one has consumed an irritant such as Chipotle or Taco Bell within the last 48 hours. Diarrhea is a high risk within this range of time, and will definitely awake the partner into a frenzy.
Tyrant: Yo bro, me and a couple dudes are gonna hit the bar after work today. You in?
Big Easy: Nah bro I can’t make it. My wife’s still pissed off about the Sleep Crapnea she had last night. Turns out I had major diarrhea from Taco Tuesday last night. When I went to drop a log in her mouth to stop her outrageous snoring, I accidentally pushed too hard and I blew shit all over her face. It was a massive shitstorm and she almost kicked me outta the house. I told her I was sleepwalking and thought her face was the toilet and she totally bought it.
Tyrant: Dude you gotta be more careful next time. Could’ve just made her sleep on the couch or the sidewalk.
Big Easy: Nah bro I can’t make it. My wife’s still pissed off about the Sleep Crapnea she had last night. Turns out I had major diarrhea from Taco Tuesday last night. When I went to drop a log in her mouth to stop her outrageous snoring, I accidentally pushed too hard and I blew shit all over her face. It was a massive shitstorm and she almost kicked me outta the house. I told her I was sleepwalking and thought her face was the toilet and she totally bought it.
Tyrant: Dude you gotta be more careful next time. Could’ve just made her sleep on the couch or the sidewalk.
by Stoney69 June 18, 2019
Get the Sleep Crapnea mug.This one is a nightmare bro, don’t want this to happen to you bruh. Anyway, this starts off by you choking your chicken until you excrete ur man juice onto a soft tissue. You then go to dispose of said rag, but you trip over a foreign object bc it is dark af and 2am. Your cum rag splashes everywhere, including on your face. What else could go wrong?? Well.. Your mom, startled, scurries into the room to check if you are okay and she too becums covered in goo. This is a cumplete nightmare.
Miguel: Hey guy, have any plans for the weekend?
Antoine: Nah man, last night was a cumplete nightmare. Think I better lay low for a couple nights.
Miguel: What happened?
Antoine: I’d rather not say. I’m still tryna clean up the damage...
Antoine: Nah man, last night was a cumplete nightmare. Think I better lay low for a couple nights.
Miguel: What happened?
Antoine: I’d rather not say. I’m still tryna clean up the damage...
by Stoney69 February 27, 2020
Get the Cumplete Nightmare mug.So your hoe been slobbing on your knob for a while now and you about to erupt. You blow your man juice and she swallows, and the deed is done. As she digests the baby making juice, a bit of the protein rich fluid escapes the small intestine and instead drips into her cooch, fertilizing her crops. In 9 months, you both will welcome a surprise. Congrats (or maybe good luck)...
Stoney: Yo Bro, hows the baby making business?
Aaron Nola: Dude I think we having another kid. My wife just experienced Digestancy last night. When a girl wants to have a baby, her body will make it happen one way or another. I didn’t even crop dust her from the underside...
Stoney: Dude that’s crazy. You’re a legend, and I one day hope to be 25% as cool as you. I always knew you had a nasty fastball, but I guess you hit her with the cutter and it dripped through her intestines.
Aaron Nola: Dude I think we having another kid. My wife just experienced Digestancy last night. When a girl wants to have a baby, her body will make it happen one way or another. I didn’t even crop dust her from the underside...
Stoney: Dude that’s crazy. You’re a legend, and I one day hope to be 25% as cool as you. I always knew you had a nasty fastball, but I guess you hit her with the cutter and it dripped through her intestines.
by Stoney69 May 1, 2021
Get the Digestancy mug.It’s just another normal peaceful bone sesh. However, something suddenly ticks you off and you get a raging boner. Now you’re mad, and you decide to go somewhere you shouldn’t (her buns). You have just stormed the crapitol, and jizztory will never be the same.
Big Easy: Yo bro, do you wanna hit the bowling alley? I’d really love to roll some balls with you tonight.
Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.
Big Easy: What you do this time?..
Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.
Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.
Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!
Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.
Big Easy: What you do this time?..
Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.
Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.
Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!
by Stoney69 January 9, 2021
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