Cockup

A cockup means someone has made a real mess of something
The universlty student had not done enough revision and made a real
cockup of his finals which meant he would have to resit them later in the year.
by Stias December 08, 2005
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cockup

cockup means that the penis is in the correct position
in the vagina when a couple are having sexual intercourse
I was in bed with the sexspecialist and I had my cockup
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honest

Honest is an acronym for hopelessly obtuse nonsensical everyday sucker truly
The wealthy little old lady, a widow for the eighth time, handed an ad. over the desk at the office of her local newspaper. " Put that in the Personal Contact Me section please " she said to the girl behind the desk " I feel a bit low. The right man might be able to give me a bit of a top up " The ad read " Widow, reliable independent person, with down to earth outlook, seeks honest man who likes simple home cooking. Reply early. Don't be late this may be your Shangri-la "
by Stias October 10, 2005
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sotb

The Coroner's report, referring to a guy who had been knocked down by a bus whilst surveying all the attractive women on a hot summer's day, stated that the primary cause of death was SotB
by Stias August 14, 2005
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lym

Like your Mom! Naff off, have you gone soft,this is a better definition - love your minge
I was on a round the world trip with the sexspecialist. When I reached the forest I said " I lym "
by Stias September 07, 2005
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anal sex

Anal sex must feel like a good hard piece of shite intruding instead of extruding
Some women have anal sex with local tradesmen so that their weekly accounts may be reduced
by Stias August 27, 2005
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halfpenny

This is an acronym for an old phrase used by prostitutes - have a lovely fuck penny
Much more was available for a very small sum of money in the late 17th century, through the 18th century and into the early 19th century. Halfpenny was a phrase used by many women who accosted men including the Regency Bucks of the 19th century in the street. The men knew the women actually required a penny for their services when they heard the expression halfpenny
by Stias October 08, 2005
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