The universlty student had not done enough revision and made a real
cockup of his finals which meant he would have to resit them later in the year.
cockup of his finals which meant he would have to resit them later in the year.
by Stias December 08, 2005
cockup means that the penis is in the correct position
in the vagina when a couple are having sexual intercourse
in the vagina when a couple are having sexual intercourse
I was in bed with the sexspecialist and I had my cockup
by Stias December 08, 2005
The wealthy little old lady, a widow for the eighth time, handed an ad. over the desk at the office of her local newspaper. " Put that in the Personal Contact Me section please " she said to the girl behind the desk " I feel a bit low. The right man might be able to give me a bit of a top up " The ad read " Widow, reliable independent person, with down to earth outlook, seeks honest man who likes simple home cooking. Reply early. Don't be late this may be your Shangri-la "
by Stias October 10, 2005
The Coroner's report, referring to a guy who had been knocked down by a bus whilst surveying all the attractive women on a hot summer's day, stated that the primary cause of death was SotB
by Stias August 14, 2005
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by Stias August 27, 2005
Much more was available for a very small sum of money in the late 17th century, through the 18th century and into the early 19th century. Halfpenny was a phrase used by many women who accosted men including the Regency Bucks of the 19th century in the street. The men knew the women actually required a penny for their services when they heard the expression halfpenny
by Stias October 08, 2005