55 definitions by Stias

sotb

An acronym for Sex on the Brain.

The Coroner's report, referring to a guy who had been knocked down by a bus whilst surveying all the attractive women on a hot summer's day, stated that the primary cause of death was SotB

by Stias August 14, 2005

lym

Like your Mom! Naff off, have you gone soft,this is a better definition - love your minge

I was on a round the world trip with the sexspecialist. When I reached the forest I said " I lym "

by Stias September 7, 2005

No

No means exactly what it says.

Although No is a very short word it is a somewhat complicated one which some people as some people fail to understand. What part of No do you not understand?

by Stias October 8, 2005

bbc

brilliant breast co-ordination

A group of men went to a strip club at lunch time and looked
lustfully at a woman who was tempting them with her bbc

by Stias August 11, 2005

jtc

jumping to conclusions

Occasionally when I meet a woman I know would be an excellent friend I ask myself the question " why me ? ", dry up and do not have an open conversation with her. I then find myself jtc and querying her background through very bad sources. Any men who stop to read this definition of jtc please take some good advice, learnt from hard experience, and always have open conversations with any new women who you feel may play a major role in your lives. It is very difficult to get a new friendship going a second time although being a persistent so and so I may yet succeed but for others please take the above advice to heart and do not follow my example.

by Stias August 16, 2005

ISSB

International Security Special Branch There are members of the ISSB working in almost every country in the western world and there may well be a few of their number working in the east. International Terrorist Groups have worked very closely together for many years. The leaders of the western world are not stupid. The security forces in Europe, particularly in Ireland (North and South) are the best in the world. Many of the Northern Irish ISSB are seconded to security forces throughout the world to help fast track development and training programmes.

There is something big expected to happen in Northern Ireland, and indeed many other potential trouble spots in Ireland and Great Britain. Most of the major towns and cities have large numbers of the ISSB working in ordinary everyday jobs. Watch your back if you are a revolutionary you are being watched

by Stias September 13, 2005

fofy

abbreviation for fuck off fuck you

The woman really did not want to know her persistent pursuer so she said fofy

by Stias September 7, 2005