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Restaurant

You may eat food in a restaurant but would you return? You can eat food anywhere even out of a paper bag whilst you are walking down the street. Is that a restaurant? Allow me to up grade the definition. A restaurant is a place that offers well prepared food at a reasonable price.
The management and staff offer both first class hospitality and service. Usually the staff of a good restaurant are sent on regular training courses to guarantee that a high standard is always maintained and they work as a team to create a pleasant atmosphere for their clientele making them feel as comfortable as they would be if they were in their own homes.
The Primrose Bar and Restaurant in Ballynahinch, Co. Down in the north of Ireland is one of the best in the country. It should be on the itinerary of every person visiting the north of Ireland for business or pleasure
by Stias September 27, 2005
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kyt

kyt is an acronym for kiss your testicles
My girl friend loves using vulgar expressions.
She is tired of saying " Up Yours " and has started to say kyt
by Stias December 28, 2005
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sats

I contacted a local business and asked a question.
The person who answered the phone apologised and said " Wouldn't have a clue, sats "
by Stias September 24, 2005
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Oldest Rocker in Town

The Oldest Rocker In Town is a guide to the age of coffee bars, rock 'n' roll, and the ton-up cult of riding British built motor cycles... this was also the era of dry fucks and sex before the pill
I attended the 2nd Belfast Rockabilly Roots Round-up 2005 held at the end of June/beginning of July at Clarendon Dock. Some of the events were held in the Rotterdam Bar, Pilot Street and in the neighbouring bar Pat's Bar. I bought a t-shirt and when my friends see it on me they call me The Oldest Rocker in Town
by Stias September 26, 2005
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JMM

A young girl and boy, both in their early teens, were copulating in her bedroom
when her mother was out at the shops. They heard the front door close and
footsteps coming up the stairs. She said " JMM "
by Stias September 25, 2005
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stias

A very pleasant woman sends me secret messages. Stias
by Stias September 4, 2005
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Pub

The person who wrote about the British Isles and Eire must have had one over the eight
in the local pub. Before I give the definition of Pub may I please give a quick geography
lesson. The British Isles is a geographical unit which includes the island of Ireland.
The author of that definition mixed political geography and regional geography in much
the same way as those eight plus the one over appear to have been mixed.
Eire is a different unit to Britain in political geography but not in regional geography.

Ah yes I almost forgot, before I return to the pub for more pints, that definition -
Please underaged barred.
The Primrose Bar and Restaurant, Ballynahinch, Co. Down in the north of Ireland
is an excellent pub and should be included on the itinerary of all visitors to Ireland
by Stias September 25, 2005
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