lym

Like your Mom! Naff off, have you gone soft,this is a better definition - love your minge

I was on a round the world trip with the sexspecialist. When I reached the forest I said " I lym "

by Stias September 24, 2005

FA

abbreviation for fucked arse

When she had finished fucking her boyfriend with her brand new dildo he had a fa

by Stias December 28, 2005

insider

An insider is a convict doing a stretch in prison.

The mass murderer got life. He will be inside for the rest of his days.
He will soon learn what it is like being an insider

by Stias December 28, 2005

RTFR

I did not know there were Rules for Fucking. Where can I purchase a copy? Are they online? I checked Urban Dictionary and this is the only spot I can find a mention. RTFR obviously stands for Reinforce the Farmer's Revolt

Every housewife throughout Great Britain and Ireland should RTFR. The supermarkets are gaining the upper hand very rapidly, prices are out of control. The poor old hardworking farmers are working for a pittance. The farmer gets a very poor return for his efforts and the multinationals grow wealthier by the minute. Housewives, and you too guys because many of you earn the bread to pay for the housekeeping, RFTR.

by Stias December 28, 2005

upset

upset is an acronym for ultra pigheadedness starting every time

I know when I upset someone. I wonder if the fact that my time from submission date to publication date has gone up from no weeks to one week in Urban Dictionary means I have upset someone or are the editors becoming busier.

by Stias December 28, 2005

tracks

take rapid action cavan killers searching

The IRA is divided into cells. There are so many cells per county. Cavan, being on the Irish border, means that members of the IRA in that county can travel to Enniskillen for a night's drinking. One night, a member of the Fermanagh cell saw the men from Cavan and gave them a one word message " tracks ". This grim message meant that the British army and police were stopping all traffic and searching houses in the immediate locality.

by Stias September 24, 2005

sotb

An acronym for Sex on the Brain.

The Coroner's report, referring to a guy who had been knocked down by a bus whilst surveying all the attractive women on a hot summer's day, stated that the primary cause of death was SotB

by Stias September 05, 2005