Stias's definitions

Cockup

A cockup means someone has made a real mess of something

The universlty student had not done enough revision and made a real
cockup of his finals which meant he would have to resit them later in the year.

by Stias December 28, 2005

bbc

brilliant breast co-ordination

A group of men went to a strip club at lunch time and looked
lustfully at a woman who was tempting them with her bbc

by Stias September 4, 2005

upset

upset is an acronym for ultra pigheadedness starting every time

I know when I upset someone. I wonder if the fact that my time from submission date to publication date has gone up from no weeks to one week in Urban Dictionary means I have upset someone or are the editors becoming busier.

by Stias December 28, 2005

away

a contradictory word - always willing and yearning, indicating do not
go away off somewhere, but stay as there is always way. Away off is contradictory too.

My girl friend said away off with you. Come to bed.
Later, in bed together, she said you appear to be away in your thoughts.

by Stias September 24, 2005

Barmaid

Beauty and respectability make any inn decent.

Every barmaid at the Primrose Bar and Restaurant in Ballynahinch, Co. Down
should be awarded first prize in the Irish Bartender of the Year competition

by Stias September 25, 2005

guspig

Guspig is a word that can be pronounced unlike meaningless sets of three letters.
It means - grow up stop playing silly games

Many adults waste time and money using the computers at their workplace for their own purposes. The profits of shareholders, and indeed the finances of taxpayers who support such things as education and hospitals, goes rapidly down the plughole. It is time someone took these wastrels to one side and said " Guspig "

by Stias September 4, 2005

hrh

A posh bird's peculiar way of laughing - Ha ruddy ha !

At the end of a very funny joke the posh bird laughed in her peculiar way hrh.

by Stias September 5, 2005