Stias's definitions

buff

body uncovered for fucking

When I saw the woman's buff in the bedroom I stripped off very rapidly

by Stias September 23, 2005

cockup

cockup means that the penis is in the correct position
in the vagina when a couple are having sexual intercourse

I was in bed with the sexspecialist and I had my cockup

by Stias December 28, 2005

honest

Honest is an acronym for hopelessly obtuse nonsensical everyday sucker truly

The wealthy little old lady, a widow for the eighth time, handed an ad. over the desk at the office of her local newspaper. " Put that in the Personal Contact Me section please " she said to the girl behind the desk " I feel a bit low. The right man might be able to give me a bit of a top up " The ad read " Widow, reliable independent person, with down to earth outlook, seeks honest man who likes simple home cooking. Reply early. Don't be late this may be your Shangri-la "

by Stias December 28, 2005

Fart

Fragrant and repulsive tang

The fart smelt as though it would be in the room for ever so I sprayed it with air freshener

by Stias October 15, 2006

ISSB

International Security Special Branch There are members of the ISSB working in almost every country in the western world and there may well be a few of their number working in the east. International Terrorist Groups have worked very closely together for many years. The leaders of the western world are not stupid. The security forces in Europe, particularly in Ireland (North and South) are the best in the world. Many of the Northern Irish ISSB are seconded to security forces throughout the world to help fast track development and training programmes.

There is something big expected to happen in Northern Ireland, and indeed many other potential trouble spots in Ireland and Great Britain. Most of the major towns and cities have large numbers of the ISSB working in ordinary everyday jobs. Watch your back if you are a revolutionary you are being watched

by Stias September 26, 2005

Somebody at the door

Somebody at the door usually means someone wishes to enter a room or a building

We live in a security conscious age. Many doors into buildings and rooms are now locked at all times. Security men sit at a desk where there are computers and monitors showing all entries into a building, and the movement of traffic outside the building. The security desk usually faces the main entrance into the building. When somebody at the door wishes to enter
they are able to press a button so that the personmay enterthe building

by Stias December 28, 2005

Oldest Rocker in Town

The Oldest Rocker In Town is a guide to the age of coffee bars, rock 'n' roll, and the ton-up cult of riding British built motor cycles... this was also the era of dry fucks and sex before the pill

I attended the 2nd Belfast Rockabilly Roots Round-up 2005 held at the end of June/beginning of July at Clarendon Dock. Some of the events were held in the Rotterdam Bar, Pilot Street and in the neighbouring bar Pat's Bar. I bought a t-shirt and when my friends see it on me they call me The Oldest Rocker in Town

by Stias September 26, 2005