Steven-O's definitions

Chooch

Nickname for baseball player Carlos Ruiz, the best Phillies catcher ever! Fans also chant it as a sign of affection.

Ruiz just hit a grand slam?! CHOOCH! (or more often, CHOOOOOOOCH!)

by Steven-O August 29, 2010

Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.

Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.

by Steven-O July 22, 2018

Breasteses

Made popular by David Alan Greer on the show "In Living Color", breasteses is a corrupted version of saying breasts.

"I would love to get my hands on her breasteses."

by Steven-O September 11, 2009

piney

Synonym for feeling clean and/or having a fresh or pleasant smell

"I just got out of the shower. I feel all shiny and piney now!" ^_^

by Steven-O April 14, 2010

The hiv

Used to describe any type of illness (i.e. cold, flu, etc.) but not the actual H.I.V.

Rhymes with olive.

Steven-O: Uh-oh... I think I've got 'the hiv'. Guess I better call out sick from work tomorrow.

by Steven-O January 1, 2010

>:[]

Meant to represent an angry face with teeth clenched.

You broke my new 70-inch plasma TV! GRRR! >:

by Steven-O May 22, 2010

:-{|}

Emoticon reminiscent of the "duck face" used by 98% of the people on Facebook.

Steve: OK...smile for the camera!

Brittany: :-{|}

by Steven-O December 4, 2010