14 definitions by Steven-O

Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.

Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.

by Steven-O July 23, 2018

most good

A dumb way of saying very good, great or awesome. First mentioned in the Family Guy episode "Breaking Out Is Hard To Do" when Winona Ryder states this in the movie "The Age of Innocence."

That would be most good, Newland. Most good.

by Steven-O October 18, 2010

Breasteses

Made popular by David Alan Greer on the show "In Living Color", breasteses is a corrupted version of saying breasts.

"I would love to get my hands on her breasteses."

by Steven-O September 10, 2009

Anush

How a "sand person" says anus.

My anush is very irritable.

by Steven-O July 23, 2018

:-{|}

Emoticon reminiscent of the "duck face" used by 98% of the people on Facebook.

Steve: OK...smile for the camera!

Brittany: :-{|}

by Steven-O December 4, 2010

Daddy strength

The supposed boost of confidence a father experiences after the birth of their child. The term was coined by Phillies closer Brad Lidge.

My daddy strength allows me to fight bikers or ninjas unscathed and lift a car over my head with no problem!

by Steven-O October 15, 2009

cigarette spazz

Condition where someone tries to quit smoking "cold turkey" but suffers from cigarette withdrawal and will do just about anything to get their hands on another one.

Symptoms can appear days or even hours after the smoker's last cigarette and generally include irritability, restlessness and hostility.

Smoker 1: Yo, let me get a cigarette off you...I need one BAD! I haven't had a smoke in, like, 2 days.

Smoker 2: Sucks to be you I guess....

Smoker 1: DON'T BE A SMARTASS!!! JUST GIVE ME A FRIGGIN CIGARETTE!!

Smoker 2 : Damn, dude! Fine...here. No need to be a cigarette spazz!

by Steven-O January 11, 2010