Steven-O's definitions

piney

Synonym for feeling clean and/or having a fresh or pleasant smell

"I just got out of the shower. I feel all shiny and piney now!" ^_^

by Steven-O April 14, 2010

Breasteses

Made popular by David Alan Greer on the show "In Living Color", breasteses is a corrupted version of saying breasts.

"I would love to get my hands on her breasteses."

by Steven-O September 11, 2009

The hiv

Used to describe any type of illness (i.e. cold, flu, etc.) but not the actual H.I.V.

Rhymes with olive.

Steven-O: Uh-oh... I think I've got 'the hiv'. Guess I better call out sick from work tomorrow.

by Steven-O January 1, 2010

cigarette spazz

Condition where someone tries to quit smoking "cold turkey" but suffers from cigarette withdrawal and will do just about anything to get their hands on another one.

Symptoms can appear days or even hours after the smoker's last cigarette and generally include irritability, restlessness and hostility.

Smoker 1: Yo, let me get a cigarette off you...I need one BAD! I haven't had a smoke in, like, 2 days.

Smoker 2: Sucks to be you I guess....

Smoker 1: DON'T BE A SMARTASS!!! JUST GIVE ME A FRIGGIN CIGARETTE!!

Smoker 2 : Damn, dude! Fine...here. No need to be a cigarette spazz!

by Steven-O January 11, 2010

Good 'morrow

The Amish way of saying "good morning".

"Good 'morrow to thee, neighbor!" - Itchy the Mouse from "The Simpsons"

by Steven-O January 15, 2010

Daddy strength

The supposed boost of confidence a father experiences after the birth of their child. The term was coined by Phillies closer Brad Lidge.

My daddy strength allows me to fight bikers or ninjas unscathed and lift a car over my head with no problem!

by Steven-O October 15, 2009

:-{|}

Emoticon reminiscent of the "duck face" used by 98% of the people on Facebook.

Steve: OK...smile for the camera!

Brittany: :-{|}

by Steven-O December 4, 2010