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Condition where someone tries to quit smoking "cold turkey" but suffers from cigarette withdrawal and will do just about anything to get their hands on another one.
Symptoms can appear days or even hours after the smoker's last cigarette and generally include irritability, restlessness and hostility.
Symptoms can appear days or even hours after the smoker's last cigarette and generally include irritability, restlessness and hostility.
Smoker 1: Yo, let me get a cigarette off you...I need one BAD! I haven't had a smoke in, like, 2 days.
Smoker 2: Sucks to be you I guess....
Smoker 1: DON'T BE A SMARTASS!!! JUST GIVE ME A FRIGGIN CIGARETTE!!
Smoker 2 : Damn, dude! Fine...here. No need to be a cigarette spazz!
Smoker 2: Sucks to be you I guess....
Smoker 1: DON'T BE A SMARTASS!!! JUST GIVE ME A FRIGGIN CIGARETTE!!
Smoker 2 : Damn, dude! Fine...here. No need to be a cigarette spazz!
by Steven-O January 11, 2010
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