Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN's definitions

jeeeeeeeeesus

Usually when in complete dismay about something. Tends to deal with money.

Waiter brings the bill for $17.24 for the young couple. Man looks at the bill: "Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus!"

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 3, 2005

balloons

Elegant strip club located at 233 Porno Ave in Providence, RI. Famous for allowing men (and women) of all ages, including those 15-17. Home of the infamous "referee" (bouncer) who also offers lap dances for a discounted price.

Weinberg: Yo let's get out of here and go to the foxy lady.
Tony: No way, I only have eight bucks.
Weinberg: Fine, lets go to balloons then.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN April 4, 2005

get the hell out of here

When you are so stumped one's news that there is merely no response. An alternative to saying NO WAY.

Todd: Yo Weinberg lets go to the Macaroni Grill.
Fucking Weinberg: Get the hell out of here. We're going to Al Forno.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 3, 2005

and shit

Usually when you have no way to complete a sentence. Also when you have no idea what you are doing, so you say something stupid and add 'and shit' to the end.

LadyArevalo: noooooo hes gonna make me lift weights and shit

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN May 13, 2005

Handy

Safe alternative to oral sex. Eliminates the risk of herpes.

Weinberg: Yo did she bitch suck you off?
Weinshel: Nah son, she just gave me a handy and split.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN February 28, 2005

Lean Back

1. Standard definition involving the shift of one's body backwards.

2. Action that Roy Jones was forced to do. Also a kick as move on the dance floor credited to the hit song.

1. He was so repulsed by the odor omitted by the man's asshole he was forced to lean back.

2. Todd impressed the ladies on the dance floor when the song "The Rockaway" forced him to lean back.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN February 28, 2005

what u doin

Idiot expression used by those with low intellectual capacity. An alternative to asking "What are you doing". Not to be confused with WHATTAYADOIN or WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!

Via AIM...

Teabag934: What u doin?
Dough 1583: Entering stage 4 of robotic development mode.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 7, 2005