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grabby grandpa

an elderly, lecherous male patron of an adult video arcade who is physically and/or socially aggressive with other male patrons in the pursuit of sex
Grabby Grandpa better leave me alone: I'm not into that geriatric aggression.
by Steven Herraiz August 16, 2009
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nairnt

an emphatic "no,"used when 'no' does not accrately show one's displeasure
"You want me to shave your back? NAIRNT!"
by Steven Herraiz January 21, 2008
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whiff

originally from the game of whiffle ball, specifically the sound the hollow plastic bat makes when one swings hard and misses the ball.
Also, it means to fail badly at a very simple task. This is a big put down.
"I can't believe you whiffed on that pop quiz. It was just one question. I thought everyone knew who Nixon was."
by Steven Herraiz January 21, 2008
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truck in a dress

an overweight, mannish woman of any age wearing i
a frilly, femine dress, possibly against her will, like a wedding, church, or funeral. Lesbianism assumed.
Get a load of that truck in a dress at the punch bowl!
by Steven Herraiz January 28, 2008
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truck in a dress

a mannish, squat-bodied, women of large stature who wears frilly, feminine dresses (sometimes against their will) to funerals weddings. Often sporting a short hairsyle, lesbianism assumed.
Check out that truck in a dress at the punch bowl!
by Steven Herraiz January 30, 2008
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lionfag

a male homosexual with a 1980's poofed out, mullet-based hair style. Due to the advent of hair gel (and the help of a blow dryer), lion fags could make elaborate, grandiose hair-don'ts, which could resemble the mane of a lion.
See that queen in the zebra-striped, bare-midriff shirt? His hair is huge! What a lionfag!
by Steven Herraiz February 1, 2008
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obliviot

Justin Bieber and Lindsay Lohan are in a dead heat for "Obliviot of the Year."
by Steven Herraiz January 24, 2014
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