a mannish, squat-bodied, women of large stature who wears frilly, feminine dresses (sometimes against their will) to funerals weddings. Often sporting a short hairsyle, lesbianism assumed.
Check out that truck in a dress at the punch bowl!
by Steven Herraiz January 28, 2008
an overweight, mannish woman of any age wearing i
a frilly, femine dress, possibly against her will, like a wedding, church, or funeral. Lesbianism assumed.
a frilly, femine dress, possibly against her will, like a wedding, church, or funeral. Lesbianism assumed.
Get a load of that truck in a dress at the punch bowl!
by Steven Herraiz January 28, 2008
by Steven Herraiz December 06, 2014
Yeah, I think that burrito I ate was bad. I had a visit from Diarrheetes last night. Looks like she's staying today too.
by Steven Herraiz March 08, 2020
when someone jumps boundaries in a relationship (romantic, sexual, or friendship) prematurely, causing the other person to back away, or, in more extreme cases, leave the relationship altogether. It's the equivalent of holding an acorn in your hand and trying to lure a squirrel out of a tree, then waving your arms wildly in the air and scaring the squirrel back up the tree.
I haven't even met the guy yet, and he's emailing me that it's going to be hard to focus on our dinner because he'll be too busy getting 'lost in my eyes.' There won't be any dinner. He just scared the squirrel.
by Steven Herraiz December 23, 2019
Referring to Kanye's harassment of Pete Davidson and ex-wife, Kim Kardashian, this phrase describes someone's abusive language and behavior (usually portrayed on social media) that has gone completely off, due to unchecked mental illness, extreme narcissism, delusions of grandeur, and/or an overinflated sense of 'self.' This behavior, though soundly condemned by others, is allowed to continue, sometimes without consequences, due to the perpetrator's position of fame/status/power.
Did you see Will Smith get up and slap Chris Rock at the Academy Awards? Man, he went full 'Gone Ye' and then got the 'Best Actor Award' and a standing ovation!
by Steven Herraiz March 31, 2022
Man, it's a good thing there was a cock block in the men's room at the San Francisco airport. I didn't want any guy checking out my junk.
by Steven Herraiz July 01, 2014