Steven Herraiz's definitions

Cock Block

the partition between two urinals in a pulic restroom

Man, it's a good thing there was a cock block in the men's room at the San Francisco airport. I didn't want any guy checking out my junk.

by Steven Herraiz July 1, 2014

lionfag

a male homosexual with a 1980's poofed out, mullet-based hair style. Due to the advent of hair gel (and the help of a blow dryer), lion fags could make elaborate, grandiose hair-don'ts, which could resemble the mane of a lion.

See that queen in the zebra-striped, bare-midriff shirt? His hair is huge! What a lionfag!

by Steven Herraiz February 1, 2008

chawed

the condition of a guy's dick after a prolonged, or particularly rough, blow job

Man, I shouldn't have done all that blow and gone to that sex club. My dick is all chawed now.

by Steven Herraiz October 4, 2014

scared the squirrel

when someone jumps boundaries in a relationship (romantic, sexual, or friendship) prematurely, causing the other person to back away, or, in more extreme cases, leave the relationship altogether. It's the equivalent of holding an acorn in your hand and trying to lure a squirrel out of a tree, then waving your arms wildly in the air and scaring the squirrel back up the tree.

I haven't even met the guy yet, and he's emailing me that it's going to be hard to focus on our dinner because he'll be too busy getting 'lost in my eyes.' There won't be any dinner. He just scared the squirrel.

by Steven Herraiz December 23, 2019

Diarrheetes

the Greek goddess of dysentery

Yeah, I think that burrito I ate was bad. I had a visit from Diarrheetes last night. Looks like she's staying today too.

by Steven Herraiz March 8, 2020

sportsumption

the assumption one makes that another person is a fan of a current sport, usually made during a major event in the sport

So my boss said, "who do you like in the big game?"

I had no idea who was playing or what sport he was talking about.

I hate when people make a sportsumption. I hate sports.

by Steven Herraiz July 1, 2014

trawling for skank

desperately sex with someone you wouldn't normally not seek sex from because you have failed repeatedly and the night is almost over

It was 2 AM and i had no luck and I hit on everyone in the club. I'm in the parking lot and see this beastly creature and, so, yeah, I was trawling for skank.

by Steven Herraiz March 18, 2014