Definitions by Steven Herraiz

'Gone Ye' 

Referring to Kanye's harassment of Pete Davidson and ex-wife, Kim Kardashian, this phrase describes someone's abusive language and behavior (usually portrayed on social media) that has gone completely off, due to unchecked mental illness, extreme narcissism, delusions of grandeur, and/or an overinflated sense of 'self.' This behavior, though soundly condemned by others, is allowed to continue, sometimes without consequences, due to the perpetrator's position of fame/status/power.

Did you see Will Smith get up and slap Chris Rock at the Academy Awards? Man, he went full 'Gone Ye' and then got the 'Best Actor Award' and a standing ovation!

'Gone Ye' by Steven Herraiz March 30, 2022

Big Dick Privilege 

Similar to 'White Privilege, the entitlement well-hung guys enjoy (either consciously or unconsciously) due to the fact that other people want to have sex with them because of their big dicks. All of their character flaws, inconsiderate behavior, physical shortcomings, boorish behavior: all these can be overlooked because of their huge genitalia and others' desire for it.

'I'd never put up with his BS otherwise. I mean, he's just average-looking, not very interesting, is always late if he shows up at all, but that's how these guys with big dick privilege are. And it's HUGE and I can't get enough of it.'

Big Dick Privilege by Steven Herraiz April 14, 2021

peevage 

the male equivalent of 'cleavage,' the area several inches above the penis showing the pelvic lines, visible when a guy is wearing low-slung pants

Damn, check out that guy with those pants hanging off his hips. He is is showing some serious peevage.

peevage by Steven Herraiz February 6, 2021

Diarrheetes 

the Greek goddess of dysentery

Yeah, I think that burrito I ate was bad. I had a visit from Diarrheetes last night. Looks like she's staying today too.

Diarrheetes by Steven Herraiz March 8, 2020

scared the squirrel 

when someone jumps boundaries in a relationship (romantic, sexual, or friendship) prematurely, causing the other person to back away, or, in more extreme cases, leave the relationship altogether. It's the equivalent of holding an acorn in your hand and trying to lure a squirrel out of a tree, then waving your arms wildly in the air and scaring the squirrel back up the tree.

I haven't even met the guy yet, and he's emailing me that it's going to be hard to focus on our dinner because he'll be too busy getting 'lost in my eyes.' There won't be any dinner. He just scared the squirrel.

scared the squirrel by Steven Herraiz December 23, 2019

double-Billing 

drugging and raping someone, and then vehemently denying it when confronted

Just because she woke up all groggy with her pants off, she accused me of double-Billing her

double-Billing by Steven Herraiz December 5, 2014

chawed

the condition of a guy's dick after a prolonged, or particularly rough, blow job

Man, I shouldn't have done all that blow and gone to that sex club. My dick is all chawed now.

chawed by Steven Herraiz October 4, 2014