Steven Herraiz's definitions

trawling for skank

desperately sex with someone you wouldn't normally not seek sex from because you have failed repeatedly and the night is almost over

It was 2 AM and i had no luck and I hit on everyone in the club. I'm in the parking lot and see this beastly creature and, so, yeah, I was trawling for skank.

by Steven Herraiz March 18, 2014

nairnt

an emphatic "no,"used when 'no' does not accrately show one's displeasure

"You want me to shave your back? NAIRNT!"

by Steven Herraiz January 21, 2008

sportsumption

the assumption one makes that another person is a fan of a current sport, usually made during a major event in the sport

So my boss said, "who do you like in the big game?"

I had no idea who was playing or what sport he was talking about.

I hate when people make a sportsumption. I hate sports.

by Steven Herraiz July 1, 2014

Big Dick Privilege

Similar to 'White Privilege, the entitlement well-hung guys enjoy (either consciously or unconsciously) due to the fact that other people want to have sex with them because of their big dicks. All of their character flaws, inconsiderate behavior, physical shortcomings, boorish behavior: all these can be overlooked because of their huge genitalia and others' desire for it.

'I'd never put up with his BS otherwise. I mean, he's just average-looking, not very interesting, is always late if he shows up at all, but that's how these guys with big dick privilege are. And it's HUGE and I can't get enough of it.'

by Steven Herraiz April 14, 2021

chawed

the condition of a guy's dick after a prolonged, or particularly rough, blow job

Man, I shouldn't have done all that blow and gone to that sex club. My dick is all chawed now.

by Steven Herraiz October 4, 2014

lionfag

a male homosexual with a 1980's poofed out, mullet-based hair style. Due to the advent of hair gel (and the help of a blow dryer), lion fags could make elaborate, grandiose hair-don'ts, which could resemble the mane of a lion.

See that queen in the zebra-striped, bare-midriff shirt? His hair is huge! What a lionfag!

by Steven Herraiz February 1, 2008

poopening

a major event of defacation, brought on by overeating, gastro-intestinal distress, accident, or a long bout of constipation

So I guess I shouldn't have scarfed down those three bean burritos and the had that triple latte, because I went home and had a poopening.

by Steven Herraiz July 6, 2014