Steven Herraiz's definitions

sportsumption

the assumption one makes that another person is a fan of a current sport, usually made during a major event in the sport

So my boss said, "who do you like in the big game?"

I had no idea who was playing or what sport he was talking about.

I hate when people make a sportsumption. I hate sports.

by Steven Herraiz July 1, 2014

poopening

a major event of defacation, brought on by overeating, gastro-intestinal distress, accident, or a long bout of constipation

So I guess I shouldn't have scarfed down those three bean burritos and the had that triple latte, because I went home and had a poopening.

by Steven Herraiz July 6, 2014

nairnt

an emphatic "no,"used when 'no' does not accrately show one's displeasure

"You want me to shave your back? NAIRNT!"

by Steven Herraiz January 21, 2008

Cock Block

the partition between two urinals in a pulic restroom

Man, it's a good thing there was a cock block in the men's room at the San Francisco airport. I didn't want any guy checking out my junk.

by Steven Herraiz July 1, 2014

peevage

the male equivalent of 'cleavage,' the area several inches above the penis showing the pelvic lines, visible when a guy is wearing low-slung pants

Damn, check out that guy with those pants hanging off his hips. He is is showing some serious peevage.

by Steven Herraiz February 6, 2021

grabby grandpa

an elderly, lecherous male patron of an adult video arcade who is physically and/or socially aggressive with other male patrons in the pursuit of sex

Grabby Grandpa better leave me alone: I'm not into that geriatric aggression.

by Steven Herraiz August 16, 2009

trawling for skank

desperately sex with someone you wouldn't normally not seek sex from because you have failed repeatedly and the night is almost over

It was 2 AM and i had no luck and I hit on everyone in the club. I'm in the parking lot and see this beastly creature and, so, yeah, I was trawling for skank.

by Steven Herraiz March 18, 2014