Steven's definitions

Haribon

Filipino word used for the Philippine Eagle a.k.a. Monkey Eating Eagle. It is the largest eagle in the world and is very beautiful. It literally means king of birds.

Wow, look at that beautiful haribon flying over Mt. Apo.

by Steven June 29, 2004

joenalogy

Derived from the great Joe Thibault's famous analogies. Popularized in Mrs. Beyah's 'Protest, Revolution, and Reform' class of 2004.

An analogy that is completely obsurd. Relevant as little as possible; a ludacris analogy.

Kara: "Well, depression sometimes causes suicide."

Joe: "Yeah, and turtles can sometimes cause suicide."

by Steven December 16, 2004

mop jockey

Mexican. Mexicans are janitors and use mops a lot

There is always a mop jocket in the office after hours to clean shit up

by Steven February 16, 2003

cut corners

To take a shortcut. Sometimes refers to doing something more quickly or for a lesser cost, but at a lesser quality.

In order to save time, some workers cut corners and don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom.

The manager told the cashier, "When selling cigarettes, you cannot cut corners. You must check their ID."

by Steven May 30, 2004

break off some

To give or experience an orgasm quickly, powerfully, or even effectively. May be used by someone who is quite horny and just wants to get off. May also be used by someone who is tired of uneventful sex.

Woman: "Man, I just wanna break off some."
Man: "Aight!"

by Steven April 28, 2004

Sausagefests

A party containing nothing but men. Used as an insult, as a way to call someone gay.

That party last Friday was such a sausagefest.

by Steven October 8, 2004

swamp donkey

A female with no attractive features whatsoever.
(Not even personality, charm, nice shirt, etc..)

Rosie O' Donnel is the Swamp Donkey Queen.

by Steven April 3, 2005