Steven's definitions

crap boat captain

someone with a extreme amount of genital crabs...mostly from being slutty and having many other diseases.

That girl has to be a crab boat captain with the people she's fucked.

by Steven May 13, 2005

NaRlEy

used when sumthing is great..but u have to but dude at the end like narley dude

ooo that is narley dude!!!

by steven May 13, 2005

Meh

Below average...bad.
or as a general term for "don't care"

Example 1
"How're you feeling?"
"Meh."

Example 2
"What would you like to drink?"
"Meh."

by Steven May 13, 2005

AssAnna Disorder

Someone Who has no idea what the hell they are saying and need to stuf the fuck up.

Anna Said you suck and do you know why becuse she sucks and do't want anyone to know it.

by Steven May 6, 2005

Sex Text

when your bf sends you sex related messages over the cell

My boy just sent me a sex text. where he was heving a rodeo in my pants and having a ski show on my tits.

by Steven April 22, 2005

ooglitastic

1. ugly to an extreme degree
2. so ugly that it's fantastic

ooglie + tastic = ooglitastic

Hide the children, an ooglitastic person's coming, yo.

by Steven April 20, 2005

quiff

a girl's fart that comes from her vigina

her quiff reaaly stunk.

by steven April 15, 2005