Steven's definitions

joenalogy

Derived from the great Joe Thibault's famous analogies. Popularized in Mrs. Beyah's 'Protest, Revolution, and Reform' class of 2004.

An analogy that is completely obsurd. Relevant as little as possible; a ludacris analogy.

Kara: "Well, depression sometimes causes suicide."

Joe: "Yeah, and turtles can sometimes cause suicide."

by Steven December 16, 2004

Baseline

1.) To give someone a hard time.
2.) To annoy someone

1.) I've got fools on the chase and they're giving me baseline!
2.) These people are always giving me the baseline.

by Steven January 14, 2005

bigfoot

A usually 7 foot tall, hairy ape that lives over much of North America, especially Texas and the Pacific Northwest.

I hear strange howls and screams at night, and also strange skunk or garbage-like smells; I think it may be a sasqautch.

by Steven December 15, 2003

Rejumble

to relocate or reposision your scrotum

Dude, i gotta go rejumble.

by Steven December 27, 2004

donkey penis

A penis of a donkey

the donkey penis was really big

by steven September 13, 2003

Sex Text

when your bf sends you sex related messages over the cell

My boy just sent me a sex text. where he was heving a rodeo in my pants and having a ski show on my tits.

by Steven April 22, 2005

Shtave

Shtave is the Netherlands name for Steven, also meaning coffee shop homeboy.

Hey look, its Shtave in the coffee shop smoking a big fat cannon

by Steven October 19, 2004