Steven's definitions

Massassi

A place where the sould of dead nerds go to be eternally tortured.

Go to Massassi.

And the Lord said to those on his left, "I knowest thou not, goest thou to Massassi and suffer for all eternity.

by Steven March 2, 2003

Haribon

Filipino word used for the Philippine Eagle a.k.a. Monkey Eating Eagle. It is the largest eagle in the world and is very beautiful. It literally means king of birds.

Wow, look at that beautiful haribon flying over Mt. Apo.

by Steven June 29, 2004

joenalogy

Derived from the great Joe Thibault's famous analogies. Popularized in Mrs. Beyah's 'Protest, Revolution, and Reform' class of 2004.

An analogy that is completely obsurd. Relevant as little as possible; a ludacris analogy.

Kara: "Well, depression sometimes causes suicide."

Joe: "Yeah, and turtles can sometimes cause suicide."

by Steven December 16, 2004

Moinkey

he abnormal counter-part of a monkey, this new breed of monkey has 3 penisis and reproduces A-sexualy

The rare and retarded moinkey has no balance and just fell into a pile of poop.

by Steven December 27, 2004

SizAndals

The word black people use for Sandals.

You dog, those are some nice SizAndals

by Steven September 10, 2004

Marianela

A hot latina from Argentia who has a great body and a tremodous ass and who hosts The Daily Download on the FUSE Network Monday-Friday at 6 p.m. live from New York City.

1. Damn. Marianela has a great ass. I'd love to tap that ass.
2. Who cares about the music? The only reason I watch Daily Download is to see Marianela and her sweet ass.
3. Damn is Marianela hot!

by Steven August 6, 2004

Frozen Snicker

After freezing ones poopies, you take the frozen log and insert it into ones anal. After it thawes you spread on penis and use as lubrication.

Would you insert my frozen snicker in me.

by Steven October 6, 2004