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billpay

A type of website that lets you pay your bills online, especially using funds from your bank account. Offered by most banks for a small monthly fee.
I just payed my phone bill, insurance bill, and rent all online using my bank's billpay website.
by Steven January 1, 2004
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dece

Shortened form of "Decent" but can also be used as a form of greeting. It lets the person know that you are glad to see them.
You walk into your friends car and istead of saying watsup, you say "dece" it implies whatsup, I am ready to go.
by Steven June 14, 2004
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The Feeling

1. The feeling of affection that starts at your heart then surges through your whole body and then hits your stomach as if your stomach is filled with butterflies.
3. One of the greatest things a person feels
2. A strong, glimps feeling of love
"Steven gets The Feeling everytime he sees, feels, or thinks of Jacqui"
by Steven March 20, 2004
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Gerk

1. Verb; To play MTG.
2. Adjective; to be of the quality of the city of Lemoore.
3. Noun; A name.
4. Verb; to throw witty insults at someone of lower intelligence, equivalent to the physical abuse of stoning.
1. Were you "Gerking" earlier?
2. Wow, that hit just reeks of "Gerk"
3. Have you seen "Gerk" lately?
4. That retard just got "Gerked"!
by Steven January 14, 2004
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Mackem

(this is from a song) My mother died when i was only two years old, Fatha ran off to sea, with a bloke i'm told, Me sista is a prostitute, Me brother's doin' life in jail, still, Could have been worse, I could have been born a mackem
by Steven May 6, 2004
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mac'd

a lowly person who uses internet date sites to meet women, flattering them to make them feel special for the purpose of having sex...then dumping them and making them feel like they've done something wrong to cause the breakup while happily moving on
"That bastard Bill was going out with Mary and then he mac'd her. He's such an insensitive prick, he does it all the time"
by Steven January 1, 2008
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ned

a smelly tramp who drinks a lot and feels tough in a crowd . Will pick a fight if you walk in their air zone and will pick a fight if you dont

female neds get pregnant at 8 and have 30 children by the time they are 12.

male neds will sleep with ugly female neds who probably have a gold ring up their cunt.

Neds wear lots of cheap jewellery made by an immigrant

Neds are unemployed but still manage to survive

I will wipe them out in due course
Am no a ned ya pure bas
by Steven October 28, 2004
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