Steven's definitions

tampooning

the act of using a soiled tampon, yours or another's (eww), as a calling card...usually flinging it against an object making it stick to said object

"That Teresa is one fucked up bitch. She was at Jenny's place, got pissed at her and ended up tampooning the living room wall. What a temper she has."

by Steven January 1, 2008

crap boat captain

someone with a extreme amount of genital crabs...mostly from being slutty and having many other diseases.

That girl has to be a crab boat captain with the people she's fucked.

by Steven May 13, 2005

ooglitastic

1. ugly to an extreme degree
2. so ugly that it's fantastic

ooglie + tastic = ooglitastic

Hide the children, an ooglitastic person's coming, yo.

by Steven April 20, 2005

Chill

an adjective showing approval

That kid is mad chill.

The beach is chill.

by Steven August 1, 2003

tinnitus

The ringing in your ear that is sometimes heard, usually because a sound is too loud.

My music was so loud, I now have chronic tinnitus.

by Steven December 15, 2003

versatile

A gay/bi term that means a guy is comfortable being either the pitcher or the catcher during anal sex. Some versitile guys have a preference for one over the other, but will do whichever depending on their current partner. Others have no real preference between the two and alternate to keep their sex life more interesting.

Also shortened to "vers".

"Hey.. you top, bottom, or vers?"

by Steven February 12, 2004

Runner

The hardest bunch of people alive who run like beasts.

Runners are so cool.

by Steven October 31, 2004