Stephen W. Thomas's definitions

Brightonshire

The collective counties of West and East Sussex.

"I went down to Brightonshire the other day. Twas sunny like the windfart.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

turd monkey

1) A phrase which is used to express disgust towards a person. Not to be mistaken with monkey turd. A turd monkey is generally someone who annoys or disgusts you, but can be used on anyone who generally pisses you off.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.

1) "You complete and utter turd monkey."
2) "That's a good turd monkey there, Stan."

by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

The Fast Show

Ha. Hahah. Hahahah. Heee hee ha ha ha!

'Ha. Hahah. Hahahah. Heee hee ha ha ha!'

by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004

windfart

1)A fart that could be lit by a lighter help over a metre away.
2)A pre-Pimp My Ride style car.

1) 'Holy moly, watch the windfart fly!'
2) 'Your windfart just ain't pimpin' man!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

Crapanimation

Manga,anime or Japanimation drawn by lonely teenagers who think they are cool. They are not. The likeness to real Japanese cartoons varies, but is irrelevant once one realises an idiot could draw the characters.

'Is that crapanimation you're drawing, Phil?'
'No, it's Japanimation.'
'Tomayto, Tomarto'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

fcuk

Pronounced fook-uck, this is a term used to describe the popular townie clothing range. Also popular with wannabe townies and occasionally skownies.

"Hey, turd monkey, why the obsession with fcuk?"

by Stephen W. Thomas October 13, 2004

Severed arm of the law

A rogue cop, who has carried on following a case, despite being taken off of it. See Dirty Harry.

'I got a severed arm of the law after me.'
'Ha! You got no chance!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005