Stephen W. Thomas's definitions

West Hoathly

A small village in Sussex which is actually the one point where our dimension and the 53rd dimension meet. If the church door is opened and shut three time fast it takes you through to a dimension where trees are overlords of Earth. This cause much confusion on Sunday mornings.

'Damn that West Hoathly church door.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

Repubic

A popular shopping outlet for rich chavs. Generally spelt Republic, it is pronounced 'Repubic' by anyone who has a good taste in clothes.

'I saw Nick in Repubic on Tuesday.'
'Nick who?'
'Can't say on here, it would be a full name.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

abscess

A right pain in the arse.

"Oh, that's an abscess, that is."

by Stephen W. Thomas October 18, 2004

squinky

Angry, mad, frustrated and so forth. It has so many meanings I can't be arsed with them all.

'Why are you so squinky at me, Stan?'

by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

Lost Translation

'Lost in translation', after the meaning has, indeed, been lost in translation.

'I saw Lost Translation night last.'
'Shut up.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

wellyboots

Wellington boots, as adapted for quick conversation between immature morons such as myself.

'I went out splashing in puddles today.'
'Did you take your wellyboots?'
'Why, yes I did.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

turd monkey

1) A phrase which is used to express disgust towards a person. Not to be mistaken with monkey turd. A turd monkey is generally someone who annoys or disgusts you, but can be used on anyone who generally pisses you off.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.

1) "You complete and utter turd monkey."
2) "That's a good turd monkey there, Stan."

by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004