Stephen W. Thomas's definitions

The Self Preservation Society

1) See 'The Italian Job' (Original, dumbass)
2) A small group of people in North-East Kansas, who have a pact to preserve each other's entire bodies in jars when they die, so that generations aftr them can learn what it is like to scream in horror.

1) 'This is The Self Preservation Society'
2) 'I pledge to pickle my brother, and uphold the sacred laws of The SPS.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 15, 2005

vacuum-packed cows

A vacuum-packed cow can be found in most fields in Britain throughout autumn and winter. Many believe that the large cylinder black bags are full of hay, but that is an urban legend. Inside these mysterious bags are on average three vacuum-packed cows. These cows have been dehydrated and vacuum packed in order to keep them safe until spring. If you had ever wondered why there were a lot less cows in the fields in winter, you now know. Obviously not all cows are vacuum-packed, as it is still a new technology, and can be dangerous to cows, or require them to have months of therapy afterwards.

Farmer Brown started vacuum-packing his cows around October, so they could get used to their vacuumed environment.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

planage

Used to exclaim the brilliance of good planning.

'So, we'll finish mini-gol, and be at the cinema in time for Bambi'
'Planage!'

by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

wannabe townie

A person who openly wishes to be a townie, but for one reason or another, does not fall into the townie category.

"Look at the townies over there."
"Nah, they're wannabe townies."

by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

ultimate woopage

An expression of being elated to full capacity.

'Oh my goodness! I'm seeing {Coldplay live! Ultimate woopage!'

by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

new acoustic movement

A movement of music that is both new and acoustic. See Keane, Coldplay, Travis, David Gray and Damien Rice, amongst others.

'This band is of the new acoustic movement'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

Splidgeon

A wet pigeon. Often found in the rain, or in Trafalger Square.

'I found a dead splidgeon yesterday.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005