I'm Fine

George Carlin mockingly said, "How are you - I'm Fine.
'No! you are not fine. Your HAIR is FINE!!"
by Stephan Smolka December 12, 2009
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That's strange

The response a technical support person gives you when they can't solve your problem.
After calling the 900 number that was printed on the package for help, the customer rep said "That's strange!!" And I knew that I was truly fucked.
by Stephan Smolka January 31, 2010
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Doiy-doiy

Someone who tells you the obvious, but clams up when you need real information.
Watching the movie, me and my sister witnessed the stunt man jump out the window. She exclaimed,"The man jumped out the window!" I replied,'Doiy-doiy, tell me something I don't know!'
by Stephan Smolka February 27, 2009
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needs no introduction

The lamest way to introduce someone. Then what are you doing this instant?
The Master of Ceremonies stated that his guest,"Needs no Introduction", but I was wondering why he was waisting his time?
by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009
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parrothead

Someone that just repeats everything they hear as gospel because it came from a perceived authority figure.
Those parrotheads kept repeating the economy is in the toilet because they heard it last night on the evening news.
by Stephan Smolka September 24, 2008
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yellow light effect

When a law or rule has the dubious distinction of making you do the opposite of what was intended.
A literal example of the yellow light effect is to speed up when you see a yellow light. Figuratively, you do the opposite.
by Stephan Smolka November 22, 2008
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radio nazi

A play on the 'soup nazi' on Seinfeld. What you are faced with when you try to speak to the host and don't phrase your question the proper way.
When it was my turn to speak, I asked the host, "How are you?" and in radio nazi fashion got booted off the air!
by Stephan Smolka December 12, 2009
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