11 definitions by Stephan J.

1) Objects that you eat
2) A girl's way of saying "Cooties"
3) Sweet Love
4) Ways for the government and your family to track down your network history.
5) A Lower-class slang term when you don't know what to say.
1 - I liked to eat that cookie.
2 - Eww, he has cookies.
3 - Lets spend some time together, cookies.
4 - I found Porn on your Cookies.
5 - HOLY COOKIES!!!
by Stephan J. August 18, 2014
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A fart expelled by a living being which weighs more than 200 pounds.
My aunt fat farted last night, it was terrible.
by Stephan J. August 18, 2014
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The Truth, The Whole Truth, and nothing but The Truth.
After several minutes of questioning and lies, George finally told The Truth.
by Stephan J. August 18, 2014
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1. Slang term for 'Homosexual' or 'gay', short term for Faggot.

2. Someone who has no emotion except for depression caused by lack of feeling, (Fagging is the act of breaking a person's spirit).

3. A tinfoil bag.
Type 1:
"Wow, he likes 2-D. that guy is a real fag."

Type 2:
"Look at that girl over there, she has to wear school uniform, she has no life, no boyfriend, lives under a tree while everyone else get's to read good books instead of that awful Shakespeare. She is such a fag.

Type 3:
"Yo' dawg, we got all the dribble loaded. lets get the jumper car loaded friz."
"Yo', gotta go bring some fags fo' our Buggy car road-trip, don't wanna' miss out yo'."
by Stephan J. September 5, 2014
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Person1 - Hey bro, can I burrow some duck tape?

Person2 - Sure Bro.
by Stephan J. August 17, 2014
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1937 - 2008. A great man who pointed out all of societies ignorance and stupidity and covered every american topic, from Abortions, Fat People, Politics, Child Worship, Government, Etc. He was a famous comedian, and did a great deal to American society before he died, since then we have been living in chaos. He may be offensive, but definitely saw those unimportant things we talk about in our daily lives.
The world would be a much better place if George Carlin was still alive
by Stephan J. August 18, 2014
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Someone who...

1. Believes that an individual should not have power or control over another but that Government should have control over the entire population.

2. Thinks that people should not attempt to overthrow the Government unless it is oppressing it's citizens and crossed the line in doing so.

3. Believes that all people should be free but that certain people should be given more choices than others.

4. Enforces the idea of Eugenics

5. Believes that big business and Government should have more power than anyone else.

6. Believes that individuals should be allowed to make the same amount of money and pay the same taxes, but that The Government should have greater power and wealth than it's citizens.

Yeah, it's pretty complicated.
Monotarians are equally loved and hated the same by Republicans, Democrats, and Libertarians.
by Stephan J. February 2, 2015
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