2 definitions by StellaDrinkerNotts
A person who is basically a massive cunt, every day throughout the whole fucking year. The person is such a massive cunt, that massive isn't enough to describe it, hence utter cunt is more fitting. Utter cunts are usually called Amar or Cian or something stupid like that.
by StellaDrinkerNotts June 3, 2017
Somebody who tries to hit on girls, but only stays in the friendzone for ever, and ever, and ever ever. Basically a schweff is the personification of friendzone.
"Hey, did you stay over at Lara's last night?"
"Nah mate, nothing happened, I just walked her back to her ex boyfriend's house.."
"Aaa mate you're a massive schweff!!!"
"Nah mate, nothing happened, I just walked her back to her ex boyfriend's house.."
"Aaa mate you're a massive schweff!!!"
by StellaDrinkerNotts June 21, 2017