StealsyourstereO's definitions

Maskurbate

When a man inserts his penis into the mouth part of a mask to imitate a female performing fellatio.

Feeling alone and desperate, Mike found his old Phantom of the Opera costume and decided to maskurbate.

by StealsyourstereO January 2, 2006

church wine

When someone asks for a sip of your drink, be it alcoholic or non-alcoholic, telling them to church wine it is saying just touch the liquid to your lips and that's all you're getting. This comes from the eucharist part of a Catholic mass in which wine is presented to be gently sipped, not drank.

"Can I have a sip of your beer man?"

"Ugh, alright, but church wine that shit because I don't have much left."

by StealsyourstereO January 2, 2006

tinted

Another way of describing your level of intoxication. (mainly describing high levels of intoxications)

"Yo I'm fucking tinted right now. Give me another beer."

by StealsyourstereO January 2, 2006

Jigglin' Giblets

1. a term for the act of masturbation

2. an exclamation

Ex1. Dude, I was jigglin' giblets last night and my mom walked in.

Ex2. Jigglin' Giblets man! Somebody's stolen my sandwich!

by StealsyourstereO January 29, 2006

Bromeo

That guy at the party who's dressed to impress your girlfriend, complete with popped collar and suave handbook, he will attempt to sweep every girl at the party off her feet with his pseudo-charm.

"Watch out, man. Bromeo over there's been showing off his pants to your girlfriend."

by StealsyourstereO April 22, 2006

tossed like salad

Extremely intoxicated to the point of near incoherance.

"Oh man did you talk to her before?"

"Yea I don't know what the hell she's talking about, she's tossed like salad right now."

by StealsyourstereO April 26, 2006

shem

equivilent to any term used to define anyone who dresses, walks, or talks like an asshole. examples include "tool", "herb", "douche", or "fag"

"brah I totally nailed this slut last night, and I drank like a beer and a half during."

"dude, you're a fucking shem."

by StealsyourstereO November 12, 2006