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MySpace time

The time according to myspace. It ignores the actual times in all timezones, EST, pacific, mountain, etc.
Scener: Hey, in myspace time its 12:30AM!
Goth/Emo: Yeah, cool! In actual time it must be 4:39PM!
by Steagles April 9, 2006
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Kaffir

The Afrikanns (South African) equivalent of nigger.
Zulu: Yo, howzit my kaffir
Xhosa: It's good, kaffir, it's good
Venda: YO my kaffir heffers
Boer: You, my kaffir brus, howzit?
*The natives eye him menacingly*
Boer: Hehe...
*They all kick his ass with spears*
by Steagles April 9, 2006
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Pimp

1. Traditionally one who exploits multiple women, forcing them to perform sexual favors for clients in return for financial profits.
2. More popular usage, one who has immense success with women and, often, takes many girlfriends.
3. Something that's cool, fashionable, or hip.
Mad Libber: Yo, look at that sexy chocolate momma over there, nigga. I wish I could get a piece of that coconut pie.
Judge Fudge: Well, that's my ho...and tonight she can be yours, for that cadillac over there.
Mad Libber: You her pimp? How about $50?
Judge Fudge: I'm far too busy being delicious.
by Steagles April 13, 2006
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Monday Night Football

Popular Football program that made its first broadcast on September 21st, 1970 on ABC. Shows a regular season matchup game each week until the playoffs, begenning at 8 o'clock. Begenning in the 2006 NFL season ABC will no longer broadcast Monday Night Football, but instead ESPN will air it.

It's theme song, "Heavy Action" was originally intended for the BBC show Superstars.
Monday Night Football is on, bring in the bud already!
by Steagles June 11, 2006
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Immaculate Reception

The most bizarre play EVER in all sports. Down 7-6, with 22 seconds remaining in the 1972 AFC Wild Card matchup, Terry Bradshaw threw a pass intended for John Fuqua. Oakland Raiders saftey Jack Tatum reach Fuqua when the ball did, and the ball deflected from him. Just as the ball seemed to slip to the ground, Steelers runningback Franco Harris scooped up the ball when it was less than an inch from the ground, and ran it in to the endzone to end the game. Craziest play in NFL history.
And Franco Harris has just won the game with the Immaculate Reception.
by Steagles February 15, 2006
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Shitstink

A terrible smell of feces. Similar to mudbutt
Hey, you shitstink bitch, get your ass on outta here before we call the odor Gestapo on your ass!
by Steagles June 11, 2006
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Summer

The moment that every child, adolescent, teenager, and college student awaits. It's supposed to be a time of rest, relaxation, vacation, and absolute fun.

Regardless, it ends up being incredibly boring 90% percent of the time unless you enjoy sitting on your ass and playing Xbox 360 all week long. Which I don't.
Sophomore: Gee, I can't wait 'til summer break starts. All this school work is just ridiculous!
6th grader: Shut the fuck up shitwipe.
by Steagles June 11, 2006
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