Steagles's definitions

DAC

One hell of a boring place to work. Get paid for sitting on your ass, sure...but damn. People are nice and everything but...eeeeeh.

Intern: What does DAC stand for?
Program Director: Disability Action Center
Intern: NO WONDER I HATE THIS PLACE SO MUCH!

by Steagles June 11, 2006

The Tackle

Sometimes known as the "Immaculate Redemption" or "The Tackle II" (the 2000 superbowl had the first one). Happened in the 2005 AFC Divisional Round Playoff game when after the Bus, Jerome Bettis, fumbled the ball at the goal line, Nick Harper recovered the ball and headed full speed towards the endzone to score, ending the Steelers season. However, at the last moment, in a quick jolt, Ben Roethlisberger grabbed Harper by his feet, tackling him, and ending the 14-2 Colts season. Pittsburgh would go on to win Super Bowl XL.

Forget about the Immaculate Reception, the Tackle is what everybody is going to be talking about from here on out.

by Steagles February 15, 2006

MySpace time

The time according to myspace. It ignores the actual times in all timezones, EST, pacific, mountain, etc.

Scener: Hey, in myspace time its 12:30AM!
Goth/Emo: Yeah, cool! In actual time it must be 4:39PM!

by Steagles April 9, 2006

Kaffir

The Afrikanns (South African) equivalent of nigger.

Zulu: Yo, howzit my kaffir
Xhosa: It's good, kaffir, it's good
Venda: YO my kaffir heffers
Boer: You, my kaffir brus, howzit?
*The natives eye him menacingly*
Boer: Hehe...
*They all kick his ass with spears*

by Steagles April 9, 2006

Negro smorgasboard

Another term coined by Mavis Leonard used to refer to the cannibalistic act of devouring an African-American. Her nephew was devoured in a similar manner and she compares this to the Catholic practice of "mackin on Jesus".

Mavis Leonard: Them Catholics wanna mack on my boy. Like some kinda negro smorgasboard they got goin on...

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Blouse clowns

Large breasts. A term coined by the Phil Hendrie Show.

Bud Dickman: Look at her blouse clowns.
Phil Hendrie: Get outta here!

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Monday Night Football

Popular Football program that made its first broadcast on September 21st, 1970 on ABC. Shows a regular season matchup game each week until the playoffs, begenning at 8 o'clock. Begenning in the 2006 NFL season ABC will no longer broadcast Monday Night Football, but instead ESPN will air it.

It's theme song, "Heavy Action" was originally intended for the BBC show Superstars.

Monday Night Football is on, bring in the bud already!

by Steagles June 11, 2006