Make-up malfunction

When a prep girl forgets to put on make-up. With it, they appear to be gorgeous. Without it, it’s a completely different story.

Prep girl: Hi, Mike
*Mike see’s normally hot prep girl who forgot make-up*
Mike: WHOA! DUDE! MAKE-UP!
Prep girl: *blushes with shame because of make-up malfunction*
Other prep girl: You ugly whore
Mike: She’s right, I’m going to the prom with HER now…haha, bitch
*They beat the shit out of prep girl for violating the natural laws of ugliness and proceed to have sex on the gymnasium floor*

by Steagles June 11, 2006

The Sackman

Richard Dent, defensive end for the Chicago Bears from 1983 to 1993, the San Francisco 49ers in 1994, the Bears again in 1995, the Indy Colts in 1996, and finally the Philadelphia Eagles in 1997. Has been nominated for selection to the Pro Football Hall of Fame however has yet to be inducted.

Is the Super Bowl XX MVP.

The Sackmans comin'
I'm ya man dent
If ya quarterbacks slow
He's gonna get bent

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Dey

The ebonics term for "they". Descends from the West African accents adjustment to English speech that first occured in the 16/1700s.

O I think dey like me
O I think dey like me
O I think dey like me
I think, I think dey like me

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Blouse clowns

Large breasts. A term coined by the Phil Hendrie Show.

Bud Dickman: Look at her blouse clowns.
Phil Hendrie: Get outta here!

by Steagles June 11, 2006

skanhead

A skinhead who listens to ska music (a traditional skinhead).

Etymology derived from the terms skinhead and ska.

Rude boy: Ay', mon, you heard the new Skatallites LP?
Skanhead: Sho thing, mon.

by Steagles April 10, 2006

Son

In ghetto slang a term used to regard those seen as social inferiors.

Loser (walking through hallway): Watchout, son!
Popular thug: No, YOU watchout nigga!
Loser: *silence*

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Da Raiders

The nickname for the Oakland Raiders football team.

Pronounced "DA RAIDAAAS!"

How about da Raiders! Facing off against the Buccaneers this week!

by Steagles June 11, 2006