Steagles's definitions

funky

1. Something thats cool or admirable (this usage has fallen out of popularity)
2. A bad smell, normally an odor of pubic must

1. Whoa, baby, you smell funky (compliment in 1976)
2. Whoa, baby, you smell funky (NOT a compliment in 2006)

by Steagles April 9, 2006

Pressing

A form of capital punishment in which weight is applied to the victim gradually. Sometimes if they divulge certain information, the weights will be lifted. In the last ten years gangs have began to bring it back into fashion. Giles Dory, in the 1692 salem trials, is known to have said, "More weight, please" as they added the last lethal stone.

Thug: Yo, boy, you keep talkin' shit we gon' press yo ass.
Punk: OH GOD PRESSING! *urinates on himself*

by Steagles February 15, 2006

Card-Pitt

Card-Pitt was the result of a merger between the Chicago Cardinals and the Pittsburgh Steelers for the 1944 season. This was due to a shortage of players because of military service.

Stats for the 1944 Chicago Card-Pitt are unavailable. Please check back at a later date.

by Steagles June 11, 2006

The Zoo

A single by the Scorpions from 1980. It's a great workout song.

Let's eat a lot, let's drink a lot
make all your dreams come true
a hundred eyes, of mercify
a street we call The Zoo

by Steagles June 11, 2006

pancake ass

A, sometimes big, but flat and disgustingly sagging ass. Normally while fat black women just plain have big, round asses, most overweight white women tend to have pancake asses. Sick.

Reggie: Ewww, Tommy, we saw you hittin' on that pancake ass bitch outside the club last night, what's gotten into you fool?
Tommy: Shut up and pass the syrup.

by Steagles April 9, 2006

Monday Night Football

Popular Football program that made its first broadcast on September 21st, 1970 on ABC. Shows a regular season matchup game each week until the playoffs, begenning at 8 o'clock. Begenning in the 2006 NFL season ABC will no longer broadcast Monday Night Football, but instead ESPN will air it.

It's theme song, "Heavy Action" was originally intended for the BBC show Superstars.

Monday Night Football is on, bring in the bud already!

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Immaculate Reception

The most bizarre play EVER in all sports. Down 7-6, with 22 seconds remaining in the 1972 AFC Wild Card matchup, Terry Bradshaw threw a pass intended for John Fuqua. Oakland Raiders saftey Jack Tatum reach Fuqua when the ball did, and the ball deflected from him. Just as the ball seemed to slip to the ground, Steelers runningback Franco Harris scooped up the ball when it was less than an inch from the ground, and ran it in to the endzone to end the game. Craziest play in NFL history.

And Franco Harris has just won the game with the Immaculate Reception.

by Steagles February 15, 2006