43 definitions by Steagles
by Steagles February 13, 2006
A form of capital punishment in which weight is applied to the victim gradually. Sometimes if they divulge certain information, the weights will be lifted. In the last ten years gangs have began to bring it back into fashion. Giles Dory, in the 1692 salem trials, is known to have said, "More weight, please" as they added the last lethal stone.
Thug: Yo, boy, you keep talkin' shit we gon' press yo ass.
Punk: OH GOD PRESSING! *urinates on himself*
Punk: OH GOD PRESSING! *urinates on himself*
by Steagles February 13, 2006
The most bizarre play EVER in all sports. Down 7-6, with 22 seconds remaining in the 1972 AFC Wild Card matchup, Terry Bradshaw threw a pass intended for John Fuqua. Oakland Raiders saftey Jack Tatum reach Fuqua when the ball did, and the ball deflected from him. Just as the ball seemed to slip to the ground, Steelers runningback Franco Harris scooped up the ball when it was less than an inch from the ground, and ran it in to the endzone to end the game. Craziest play in NFL history.
by Steagles February 13, 2006
1. Traditionally one who exploits multiple women, forcing them to perform sexual favors for clients in return for financial profits.
2. More popular usage, one who has immense success with women and, often, takes many girlfriends.
3. Something that's cool, fashionable, or hip.
2. More popular usage, one who has immense success with women and, often, takes many girlfriends.
3. Something that's cool, fashionable, or hip.
Mad Libber: Yo, look at that sexy chocolate momma over there, nigga. I wish I could get a piece of that coconut pie.
Judge Fudge: Well, that's my ho...and tonight she can be yours, for that cadillac over there.
Mad Libber: You her pimp? How about $50?
Judge Fudge: I'm far too busy being delicious.
Judge Fudge: Well, that's my ho...and tonight she can be yours, for that cadillac over there.
Mad Libber: You her pimp? How about $50?
Judge Fudge: I'm far too busy being delicious.
by Steagles March 3, 2006
The ebonics term for "they". Descends from the West African accents adjustment to English speech that first occured in the 16/1700s.
by Steagles June 6, 2006
1. Something thats cool or admirable (this usage has fallen out of popularity)
2. A bad smell, normally an odor of pubic must
2. A bad smell, normally an odor of pubic must
1. Whoa, baby, you smell funky (compliment in 1976)
2. Whoa, baby, you smell funky (NOT a compliment in 2006)
2. Whoa, baby, you smell funky (NOT a compliment in 2006)
by Steagles February 12, 2006
A fictional African-American character from the Lynyrd Skynyrd song, "The Ballad of Curtis Lowe"
The songs main, racist line goes, "Curtis Lowe was the finest NIGGER to ever play the blues"
First the confederate flags, now this?
The songs main, racist line goes, "Curtis Lowe was the finest NIGGER to ever play the blues"
First the confederate flags, now this?
Alleged lyric: Curtis Lowe was the finest picker to ever play the blues.
...yeah, riiight wtf's a picker?
Real lyric: Curtis Lowe was the finest NIGGER to ever play the blues.
...those racist motherfuckers
...yeah, riiight wtf's a picker?
Real lyric: Curtis Lowe was the finest NIGGER to ever play the blues.
...those racist motherfuckers
by Steagles February 15, 2006