Steagles's definitions

Melons

1. Enormously large breasts, usually white women have them
2. Very large, firm breasts

Whoa, dude, check out the melons on that Nordic fox.

by Steagles April 9, 2006

MySpace time

The time according to myspace. It ignores the actual times in all timezones, EST, pacific, mountain, etc.

Scener: Hey, in myspace time its 12:30AM!
Goth/Emo: Yeah, cool! In actual time it must be 4:39PM!

by Steagles April 9, 2006

Kaffir

The Afrikanns (South African) equivalent of nigger.

Zulu: Yo, howzit my kaffir
Xhosa: It's good, kaffir, it's good
Venda: YO my kaffir heffers
Boer: You, my kaffir brus, howzit?
*The natives eye him menacingly*
Boer: Hehe...
*They all kick his ass with spears*

by Steagles April 9, 2006

The Tackle

Sometimes known as the "Immaculate Redemption" or "The Tackle II" (the 2000 superbowl had the first one). Happened in the 2005 AFC Divisional Round Playoff game when after the Bus, Jerome Bettis, fumbled the ball at the goal line, Nick Harper recovered the ball and headed full speed towards the endzone to score, ending the Steelers season. However, at the last moment, in a quick jolt, Ben Roethlisberger grabbed Harper by his feet, tackling him, and ending the 14-2 Colts season. Pittsburgh would go on to win Super Bowl XL.

Forget about the Immaculate Reception, the Tackle is what everybody is going to be talking about from here on out.

by Steagles February 15, 2006

Ted Bell

Guest featured frequently on the Phil Hendrie Show. Owner of Ted's of Beverly Hills restaraunt located in Beverly Hills, California. They cater only to upscale and wealthy customers and will tow your car if you dare pull something like a Toyota Camry into the parking lot.

"Ted Bell" Jingle lyrics:

Ted's!
...of Beverly Hills!
Steakhouse
Come on down

Here at Ted's!
We wanna put our meat in your mouth.

by Steagles June 11, 2006

DAC

One hell of a boring place to work. Get paid for sitting on your ass, sure...but damn. People are nice and everything but...eeeeeh.

Intern: What does DAC stand for?
Program Director: Disability Action Center
Intern: NO WONDER I HATE THIS PLACE SO MUCH!

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Brother buffet

When one devours an African-American male in a cannibalistic act.

Mavis Leonard: You eat the butt, you eat the whole damn thing. Like a brother buffet...

by Steagles June 11, 2006