Steagles's definitions

Make-up malfunction

When a prep girl forgets to put on make-up. With it, they appear to be gorgeous. Without it, it’s a completely different story.

Prep girl: Hi, Mike
*Mike see’s normally hot prep girl who forgot make-up*
Mike: WHOA! DUDE! MAKE-UP!
Prep girl: *blushes with shame because of make-up malfunction*
Other prep girl: You ugly whore
Mike: She’s right, I’m going to the prom with HER now…haha, bitch
*They beat the shit out of prep girl for violating the natural laws of ugliness and proceed to have sex on the gymnasium floor*

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Jump

When one fliches after someone throws a fake hit or punch their way.

OH dat nigga jumped, now he bout to get he ass beat fo real.

by Steagles April 9, 2006

Madden

A Football video game series where, in recent titles, it is way too easy to throw an interception. Only reason why I still play QB Club 99.

Man, I was playing Madden ’03 and I was throwing to Marvin Harrison and all of a sudden Troy Polamalu pops up out of nowhere, catches the ball, and returns it for a defensive touchdown…wtf, Troy Polamalu wasn’t even playing in ’03! This game’s fucked.

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Steagles

The Steagles were the result of a merger between the Pittsburgh Steelers and Philadelphia Eagles during the 1943 NFL season. Due to WWII military service player personnel for both teams was scarce. An order to defeat this conflict the two teams merged. Their record was 5-4-1.

Although "Steagles" was never registered as an official NFL trademark (the offical name was simply the Eagles) this was the popular nickname regarding the team.

Urban Announcer: This week in week 3 our Steagles face off against the 2-0-1 Chicago Bears. Boy, it's gonna be a tough match-up but have no doubt...our Steagles will win!

(60 minutes later)

Urban Announcer: OMG! OMG! OMG! 2-1!

by Steagles June 11, 2006

funky

1. Something thats cool or admirable (this usage has fallen out of popularity)
2. A bad smell, normally an odor of pubic must

1. Whoa, baby, you smell funky (compliment in 1976)
2. Whoa, baby, you smell funky (NOT a compliment in 2006)

by Steagles April 9, 2006

Clothesline

When someone charges at you, arm straight out to their side, and knocks you straight across the head. Can easily knock someone unconsciouss.

Hulusani: Damn, Nandi's bro clotheslined me...I didn't get up for hours, kaffir.

by Steagles April 9, 2006

Mavis Leonard

A frequently appearing guest on the Phil Hendrie Show who is an African-Ameican woman. Oddly enough, she's against black quarterbacks, the "new negros" (young African-American people) and seems to be supportive of maintaining the racial dominance of whites.

Mavis Leonard is one helluva haggard. But what can you say? She's funny as hell!

by Steagles June 11, 2006