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cool

Perhaps the ultimate slang word. It's origins are amongst African-American culture and became mainstream after Jazz broke out into popularity in the 20s and 30s. The word actually has nothing to do with the English term "cool" but is actually derived from the West African term "kule". Don't believe me? Search wikipedia.

Some dumbass motherfuckers spell it "kewl" when they chat online. What fools.
AIM User 1: Dude, did you see Drawn Together last night?? Totally kewl!
AIM User 2: ...you dumbass...it's cool. quit spellin' shit wrong dumbfuck.
AIM User 1: ...jeez...sorry *signs off in shame*
by Steagles April 10, 2006
mugGet the coolmug.

Strapped

When one is carrying a weapon, particularly a firearm.
by Steagles April 9, 2006
mugGet the Strappedmug.

Curtis Lowe

A fictional African-American character from the Lynyrd Skynyrd song, "The Ballad of Curtis Lowe"

The songs main, racist line goes, "Curtis Lowe was the finest NIGGER to ever play the blues"

First the confederate flags, now this?
Alleged lyric: Curtis Lowe was the finest picker to ever play the blues.

...yeah, riiight wtf's a picker?

Real lyric: Curtis Lowe was the finest NIGGER to ever play the blues.

...those racist motherfuckers
by Steagles April 9, 2006
mugGet the Curtis Lowemug.

hate

an emotion of extreme antipathy most often shared between race, ethnic group, nation, team, etc.
Repulbican: God we hate those fucking French, they won't help us in the damn war!
Frenchman: Eat caviar-cum, bitch
by Steagles April 9, 2006
mugGet the hatemug.

Pimp

1. Traditionally one who exploits multiple women, forcing them to perform sexual favors for clients in return for financial profits.
2. More popular usage, one who has immense success with women and, often, takes many girlfriends.
3. Something that's cool, fashionable, or hip.
Mad Libber: Yo, look at that sexy chocolate momma over there, nigga. I wish I could get a piece of that coconut pie.
Judge Fudge: Well, that's my ho...and tonight she can be yours, for that cadillac over there.
Mad Libber: You her pimp? How about $50?
Judge Fudge: I'm far too busy being delicious.
by Steagles April 13, 2006
mugGet the Pimpmug.

Jump

When one fliches after someone throws a fake hit or punch their way.
OH dat nigga jumped, now he bout to get he ass beat fo real.
by Steagles April 9, 2006
mugGet the Jumpmug.

Make-up malfunction

When a prep girl forgets to put on make-up. With it, they appear to be gorgeous. Without it, it’s a completely different story.
Prep girl: Hi, Mike
*Mike see’s normally hot prep girl who forgot make-up*
Mike: WHOA! DUDE! MAKE-UP!
Prep girl: *blushes with shame because of make-up malfunction*
Other prep girl: You ugly whore
Mike: She’s right, I’m going to the prom with HER now…haha, bitch
*They beat the shit out of prep girl for violating the natural laws of ugliness and proceed to have sex on the gymnasium floor*
by Steagles June 11, 2006
mugGet the Make-up malfunctionmug.

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