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A fictional African-American character from the Lynyrd Skynyrd song, "The Ballad of Curtis Lowe"
The songs main, racist line goes, "Curtis Lowe was the finest NIGGER to ever play the blues"
First the confederate flags, now this?
The songs main, racist line goes, "Curtis Lowe was the finest NIGGER to ever play the blues"
First the confederate flags, now this?
Alleged lyric: Curtis Lowe was the finest picker to ever play the blues.
...yeah, riiight wtf's a picker?
Real lyric: Curtis Lowe was the finest NIGGER to ever play the blues.
...those racist motherfuckers
...yeah, riiight wtf's a picker?
Real lyric: Curtis Lowe was the finest NIGGER to ever play the blues.
...those racist motherfuckers
by Steagles April 9, 2006
Get the Curtis Lowe mug.Guest featured frequently on the Phil Hendrie Show. Owner of Ted's of Beverly Hills restaraunt located in Beverly Hills, California. They cater only to upscale and wealthy customers and will tow your car if you dare pull something like a Toyota Camry into the parking lot.
"Ted Bell" Jingle lyrics:
Ted's!
...of Beverly Hills!
Steakhouse
Come on down
Here at Ted's!
We wanna put our meat in your mouth.
Ted's!
...of Beverly Hills!
Steakhouse
Come on down
Here at Ted's!
We wanna put our meat in your mouth.
by Steagles June 11, 2006
Get the Ted Bell mug.Zulu: Yo, howzit my kaffir
Xhosa: It's good, kaffir, it's good
Venda: YO my kaffir heffers
Boer: You, my kaffir brus, howzit?
*The natives eye him menacingly*
Boer: Hehe...
*They all kick his ass with spears*
Xhosa: It's good, kaffir, it's good
Venda: YO my kaffir heffers
Boer: You, my kaffir brus, howzit?
*The natives eye him menacingly*
Boer: Hehe...
*They all kick his ass with spears*
by Steagles April 9, 2006
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by Steagles April 9, 2006
Get the MySpace time mug.When a prep girl forgets to put on make-up. With it, they appear to be gorgeous. Without it, it’s a completely different story.
Prep girl: Hi, Mike
*Mike see’s normally hot prep girl who forgot make-up*
Mike: WHOA! DUDE! MAKE-UP!
Prep girl: *blushes with shame because of make-up malfunction*
Other prep girl: You ugly whore
Mike: She’s right, I’m going to the prom with HER now…haha, bitch
*They beat the shit out of prep girl for violating the natural laws of ugliness and proceed to have sex on the gymnasium floor*
*Mike see’s normally hot prep girl who forgot make-up*
Mike: WHOA! DUDE! MAKE-UP!
Prep girl: *blushes with shame because of make-up malfunction*
Other prep girl: You ugly whore
Mike: She’s right, I’m going to the prom with HER now…haha, bitch
*They beat the shit out of prep girl for violating the natural laws of ugliness and proceed to have sex on the gymnasium floor*
by Steagles June 11, 2006
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Get the Jump mug.One hell of a boring place to work. Get paid for sitting on your ass, sure...but damn. People are nice and everything but...eeeeeh.
Intern: What does DAC stand for?
Program Director: Disability Action Center
Intern: NO WONDER I HATE THIS PLACE SO MUCH!
Program Director: Disability Action Center
Intern: NO WONDER I HATE THIS PLACE SO MUCH!
by Steagles June 11, 2006
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