Steagles's definitions

butter face

A female aging celebrity who tries to look as attractive as she once was, but fails to as a result of her face resembling melting butter.

see fugly

Did you say Lizzie Grubman? Boy, what a butter face!

by Steagles April 9, 2006

The Sackman

Richard Dent, defensive end for the Chicago Bears from 1983 to 1993, the San Francisco 49ers in 1994, the Bears again in 1995, the Indy Colts in 1996, and finally the Philadelphia Eagles in 1997. Has been nominated for selection to the Pro Football Hall of Fame however has yet to be inducted.

Is the Super Bowl XX MVP.

The Sackmans comin'
I'm ya man dent
If ya quarterbacks slow
He's gonna get bent

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Dey

The ebonics term for "they". Descends from the West African accents adjustment to English speech that first occured in the 16/1700s.

O I think dey like me
O I think dey like me
O I think dey like me
I think, I think dey like me

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Jump

When one fliches after someone throws a fake hit or punch their way.

OH dat nigga jumped, now he bout to get he ass beat fo real.

by Steagles April 9, 2006

Make-up malfunction

When a prep girl forgets to put on make-up. With it, they appear to be gorgeous. Without it, it’s a completely different story.

Prep girl: Hi, Mike
*Mike see’s normally hot prep girl who forgot make-up*
Mike: WHOA! DUDE! MAKE-UP!
Prep girl: *blushes with shame because of make-up malfunction*
Other prep girl: You ugly whore
Mike: She’s right, I’m going to the prom with HER now…haha, bitch
*They beat the shit out of prep girl for violating the natural laws of ugliness and proceed to have sex on the gymnasium floor*

by Steagles June 11, 2006

cool

Perhaps the ultimate slang word. It's origins are amongst African-American culture and became mainstream after Jazz broke out into popularity in the 20s and 30s. The word actually has nothing to do with the English term "cool" but is actually derived from the West African term "kule". Don't believe me? Search wikipedia.

Some dumbass motherfuckers spell it "kewl" when they chat online. What fools.

AIM User 1: Dude, did you see Drawn Together last night?? Totally kewl!
AIM User 2: ...you dumbass...it's cool. quit spellin' shit wrong dumbfuck.
AIM User 1: ...jeez...sorry *signs off in shame*

by Steagles April 10, 2006

DAC

One hell of a boring place to work. Get paid for sitting on your ass, sure...but damn. People are nice and everything but...eeeeeh.

Intern: What does DAC stand for?
Program Director: Disability Action Center
Intern: NO WONDER I HATE THIS PLACE SO MUCH!

by Steagles June 11, 2006