Steagles's definitions

Melons

1. Enormously large breasts, usually white women have them
2. Very large, firm breasts

Whoa, dude, check out the melons on that Nordic fox.

by Steagles April 9, 2006

All you can eat Negro

A term that Mavis Leonard uses to refer to the Catholic practice of "mackin' on Jesus".

see negro smorgasborad and brother buffet

Mackin' on my boy like a deli buffet...all you can eat Negro!

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Steagles

The Steagles were the result of a merger between the Pittsburgh Steelers and Philadelphia Eagles during the 1943 NFL season. Due to WWII military service player personnel for both teams was scarce. An order to defeat this conflict the two teams merged. Their record was 5-4-1.

Although "Steagles" was never registered as an official NFL trademark (the offical name was simply the Eagles) this was the popular nickname regarding the team.

Urban Announcer: This week in week 3 our Steagles face off against the 2-0-1 Chicago Bears. Boy, it's gonna be a tough match-up but have no doubt...our Steagles will win!

(60 minutes later)

Urban Announcer: OMG! OMG! OMG! 2-1!

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Curtis Lowe

A fictional African-American character from the Lynyrd Skynyrd song, "The Ballad of Curtis Lowe"

The songs main, racist line goes, "Curtis Lowe was the finest NIGGER to ever play the blues"

First the confederate flags, now this?

Alleged lyric: Curtis Lowe was the finest picker to ever play the blues.

...yeah, riiight wtf's a picker?

Real lyric: Curtis Lowe was the finest NIGGER to ever play the blues.

...those racist motherfuckers

by Steagles April 9, 2006

hate

an emotion of extreme antipathy most often shared between race, ethnic group, nation, team, etc.

Repulbican: God we hate those fucking French, they won't help us in the damn war!
Frenchman: Eat caviar-cum, bitch

by Steagles April 9, 2006

Strapped

When one is carrying a weapon, particularly a firearm.

Stay strapped, nigga...stay strapped.

by Steagles April 9, 2006

Card-Pitt

Card-Pitt was the result of a merger between the Chicago Cardinals and the Pittsburgh Steelers for the 1944 season. This was due to a shortage of players because of military service.

Stats for the 1944 Chicago Card-Pitt are unavailable. Please check back at a later date.

by Steagles June 11, 2006