Steagles's definitions

Ebonics

A combination of English and dialects of African-Americans descended from West African peoples. Sometimes known as African American Vernacular English, but thats a bitch term.

Hey, yo boy, we ain't speakin' no ebonics, watchu talkin' bout nigga.

by Steagles April 9, 2006

Kaffir

The Afrikanns (South African) equivalent of nigger.

Zulu: Yo, howzit my kaffir
Xhosa: It's good, kaffir, it's good
Venda: YO my kaffir heffers
Boer: You, my kaffir brus, howzit?
*The natives eye him menacingly*
Boer: Hehe...
*They all kick his ass with spears*

by Steagles April 9, 2006

Jump

When one fliches after someone throws a fake hit or punch their way.

OH dat nigga jumped, now he bout to get he ass beat fo real.

by Steagles April 9, 2006

Strapped

When one is carrying a weapon, particularly a firearm.

Stay strapped, nigga...stay strapped.

by Steagles April 9, 2006

Pressing

A form of capital punishment in which weight is applied to the victim gradually. Sometimes if they divulge certain information, the weights will be lifted. In the last ten years gangs have began to bring it back into fashion. Giles Dory, in the 1692 salem trials, is known to have said, "More weight, please" as they added the last lethal stone.

Thug: Yo, boy, you keep talkin' shit we gon' press yo ass.
Punk: OH GOD PRESSING! *urinates on himself*

by Steagles February 15, 2006

pancake ass

A, sometimes big, but flat and disgustingly sagging ass. Normally while fat black women just plain have big, round asses, most overweight white women tend to have pancake asses. Sick.

Reggie: Ewww, Tommy, we saw you hittin' on that pancake ass bitch outside the club last night, what's gotten into you fool?
Tommy: Shut up and pass the syrup.

by Steagles April 9, 2006

Clothesline

When someone charges at you, arm straight out to their side, and knocks you straight across the head. Can easily knock someone unconsciouss.

Hulusani: Damn, Nandi's bro clotheslined me...I didn't get up for hours, kaffir.

by Steagles April 9, 2006