Steagles's definitions

Brother buffet

When one devours an African-American male in a cannibalistic act.

Mavis Leonard: You eat the butt, you eat the whole damn thing. Like a brother buffet...

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Phil Hendrie

The mastermind behind the world renowned Phil Hendrie Show. Has been on-air for sixteen years and is retiring from radio to pursue television acting. June 23rd is the last show!

The Phil Hendrie Show is funny as hell!

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Pressing

A form of capital punishment in which weight is applied to the victim gradually. Sometimes if they divulge certain information, the weights will be lifted. In the last ten years gangs have began to bring it back into fashion. Giles Dory, in the 1692 salem trials, is known to have said, "More weight, please" as they added the last lethal stone.

Thug: Yo, boy, you keep talkin' shit we gon' press yo ass.
Punk: OH GOD PRESSING! *urinates on himself*

by Steagles February 15, 2006

Card-Pitt

Card-Pitt was the result of a merger between the Chicago Cardinals and the Pittsburgh Steelers for the 1944 season. This was due to a shortage of players because of military service.

Stats for the 1944 Chicago Card-Pitt are unavailable. Please check back at a later date.

by Steagles June 11, 2006

The Zoo

A single by the Scorpions from 1980. It's a great workout song.

Let's eat a lot, let's drink a lot
make all your dreams come true
a hundred eyes, of mercify
a street we call The Zoo

by Steagles June 11, 2006

pancake ass

A, sometimes big, but flat and disgustingly sagging ass. Normally while fat black women just plain have big, round asses, most overweight white women tend to have pancake asses. Sick.

Reggie: Ewww, Tommy, we saw you hittin' on that pancake ass bitch outside the club last night, what's gotten into you fool?
Tommy: Shut up and pass the syrup.

by Steagles April 9, 2006

Strapped

When one is carrying a weapon, particularly a firearm.

Stay strapped, nigga...stay strapped.

by Steagles April 9, 2006