by Stanley May 04, 2004
Get the Toy Destructionmug. "my car is slow" is a relative statement. It's true, of course, since the person who used it will have something to compare it with;
by Stanley April 12, 2004
Get the My car is slow baimug. Noun. Someone who uses large fonts, hackneyed arguments, bad logic, and an air of superiority to make up for his total lack of friends. Furthermore, this type of person is only enjoyed by those who have an IQ lower than his or her own. Consequently, the only company that a "jawknee" usually has is a single cancerous ferret.
So and so proved themselves to be an incontrovertible jawknee with an incredible display of incoherent, anal retentive intellectual debauchery that transcended anything previously witnessed in the history of mankind.
by Stanley May 04, 2004
Get the jawkneemug. Probably one of the most overratted, underachieveing, over-payed players in the NBA. And of course, the Knicks salavate over guys like this. I have never heard the word "potential" used so much on a player before. He will never, ever live up to his "pontential."
Fan 1: man that guy is doggin it out there... it looks like he should be dominating everyone that guards him.
Fan 2: Yea, he's really pullin a Tim Thomas right now.
Fan 2: Yea, he's really pullin a Tim Thomas right now.
by Stanley March 09, 2005
Get the Tim Thomasmug. Noun. One who excels in the art of loveable buffonery--especially one who raps bad love songs and laughs like a schoolgirl.
by Stanley May 04, 2004
Get the Yeagermug. by stanley December 30, 2004
Get the garbologymug. Usually refers to a kid who enjoys the art of masturbation. Lives with korean peolple and takes it in the ass.
by Stanley October 24, 2003
Get the Skipper Juniormug.