2 Seconds

The code you use so as not to get caught when you see a really hot girl and need to alert your buddy.

2 seconds...
Ah yeah, thanks for the heads up, man, she’s awesome!

by Staifreak June 22, 2018

riding the ghost train

The feeling after being on a bender which offers up sweats, chills and shakes along with disturbed sleep and horrible dreams.

How are you feeling after that 3 day bender?
Aw man, a was riding the ghost train all last night, I feel like shit!

by Staifreak May 14, 2018

that’s the one

What Andy says in agreement to almost everything, even If the question is “pint of Guinness please”

Pint of Guinness please Andy.

Andy - “That’s the one”

by Staifreak March 13, 2018

blueheid

That girl with the blue hair no one knows that got invited to a house party that turned into a complete loon.

Mate, I thought you took Blueheid up the road?

Mate - yeah but she followed me all the way back - fucking raging!

by Staifreak March 13, 2018

johnson’s baby

Someone in a work environment who bursts into tears at any moment of the slightest confrontation.
Relates to Johnson’s “no more tears shampoo”

What is up with Johnson’s baby now?
- Oh, I️ told her I️ couldn’t help her out with a spare bottle of stoli!
- FFS! Again?

by Staifreak March 13, 2018

Flight Mode

Getting ridiculously drunk to the point where you injure yourself and obliterate your surroundings as demonstrated by Denzel Washington’s character in the movie “Flight”

What happened to you last night.
Fuck knows man, must have engaged flight mode!

by Staifreak March 13, 2018

Albert Bartlett

Exceptional breasts.
Taken from the word “chebs” sounding like “chips” used as a code so as not to be caught checking them out.

Albert Bartlett has arrived on table 20.

by Staifreak March 13, 2018