2 definitions by Stabitystab

Tom Selleck

Laying a juicy turd across someone's upper lip. A Tom Selleck can be given manually or if one is particularly accomplished, lay a Tom Selleck without the use of one's hands.

"When Jeff passed out, I squatted over his face and gave him a mean Tom Selleck." or "That guy gives one hell of a Tom Sellek."

by Stabitystab April 25, 2008

Lieutenant Daning

When she cums so many times that she loses feeling below the waist and is not able to walk.

Last night I was Lieutenant Daning her and when she finally got up to try walking she stumbled like a newborn baby giraffe. All jelly legged and shit.

by Stabitystab February 10, 2019