Spoofnet's definitions
A phrase used to describe someone who, will looking physically attractive at their current age, and state of life, is likely to get fatter in a few years time - if they were to settle down.
Typically used to describe attractive women who look like they'll "let it all go" the minute they're in any hint of a serious relationship.
Typically used to describe attractive women who look like they'll "let it all go" the minute they're in any hint of a serious relationship.
by Spoofnet December 15, 2011
Get the podge potentialmug. The act of intense study of a particular subject, usually the night before an assignment is due in.
Derived from The Simpsons quote: "Well, if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons".
Derived from The Simpsons quote: "Well, if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons".
by Spoofnet November 20, 2007
Get the nerd boningmug. A word said, usually in a loud and inappropriate way, to or about a female who is particularly unattractive, and hence would be refunded if she were given as a present.
by Spoofnet January 9, 2008
Get the refundmug. Broadband, or landline-based Fibre (FTTC, FTTP, xDSL, Cable) communication that is faster than the usual ADSL ~8 Mbps variants offered.
Usually a Fibre Broadband connection of 30 Mbps+.
So called because it's faster for streaming tonnes of HD Porn - hence the term "pornband"
Usually a Fibre Broadband connection of 30 Mbps+.
So called because it's faster for streaming tonnes of HD Porn - hence the term "pornband"
by Spoofnet January 13, 2013
Get the pornbandmug. The noise made by a soft foam object, such as a nerf ball or foam pointing finger-hand, when it hits or prods something.
by Spoofnet November 20, 2011
Get the poifmug. The feeling that a CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate) student gets when reading through the far-too-detailed information of how the entire interwebs works. Can be described as the equivalent of "death by Cisco".
Detective Barbrady: What do we have here then?
Officer Ballsgravy: Another one took his own life, Chief. Looks like another ciscocide - he was reading Chapter 9 on EIGRP... poor fucker.
Detective Barbrady: DAMN YOU CISCO!
Officer Ballsgravy: Another one took his own life, Chief. Looks like another ciscocide - he was reading Chapter 9 on EIGRP... poor fucker.
Detective Barbrady: DAMN YOU CISCO!
by Spoofnet March 28, 2008
Get the ciscocidemug. When in a situation which is merited as being the best possible one. Often muttered when being lazy on a chair, with a beer in hand and something decent on TV.
by Spoofnet July 18, 2006
Get the french livingmug.