fembo

Informal name for a feminist, particularly a feminist of misandrous (hatred of men) and extreme views.
Man: Hey, look at that Fembo over there!
Female: All men deserve to die because...
by Spoofnet February 07, 2006
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packard bell

A PC company who entrap newbies with their pathetically outdated, yet extortionatly priced PCs.
Hah! You own a Packard Smell - you suck!
by Spoofnet October 30, 2003
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french living

When in a situation which is merited as being the best possible one. Often muttered when being lazy on a chair, with a beer in hand and something decent on TV.
Cheese and ham toasties after 9 with a beer? Now that's french living!
by Spoofnet July 18, 2006
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pentapeptides

Fake chemical compunds that can apparently reduce wrinkles in the skin and make it look smoother, younger and healthier (i.e. a load of bullshit, or a quick substitution for some hydrochloric acid to burn those wrinkles off).
New Oil of Spewlay! With pentapeptides, it almost sounds like we made it in a lab, instead of mixing some mayonnaise up with other crap we could find.
by Spoofnet April 03, 2006
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poif

The noise made by a soft foam object, such as a nerf ball or foam pointing finger-hand, when it hits or prods something.
* Picks up foam Devil's axe
* Pokes at John with it
*poif* *poif*
by Spoofnet November 20, 2011
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pornband

Broadband, or landline-based Fibre (FTTC, FTTP, xDSL, Cable) communication that is faster than the usual ADSL ~8 Mbps variants offered.

Usually a Fibre Broadband connection of 30 Mbps+.

So called because it's faster for streaming tonnes of HD Porn - hence the term "pornband"
John just got some juicy BT Infinity pornband installed - he'll be in there for hours now!
by Spoofnet January 13, 2013
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ciscocide

The feeling that a CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate) student gets when reading through the far-too-detailed information of how the entire interwebs works. Can be described as the equivalent of "death by Cisco".
Detective Barbrady: What do we have here then?
Officer Ballsgravy: Another one took his own life, Chief. Looks like another ciscocide - he was reading Chapter 9 on EIGRP... poor fucker.
Detective Barbrady: DAMN YOU CISCO!
by Spoofnet March 28, 2008
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