ciscocide

The feeling that a CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate) student gets when reading through the far-too-detailed information of how the entire interwebs works. Can be described as the equivalent of "death by Cisco".
Detective Barbrady: What do we have here then?
Officer Ballsgravy: Another one took his own life, Chief. Looks like another ciscocide - he was reading Chapter 9 on EIGRP... poor fucker.
Detective Barbrady: DAMN YOU CISCO!
by Spoofnet March 28, 2008
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poif

The noise made by a soft foam object, such as a nerf ball or foam pointing finger-hand, when it hits or prods something.
* Picks up foam Devil's axe
* Pokes at John with it
*poif* *poif*
by Spoofnet November 20, 2011
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french living

When in a situation which is merited as being the best possible one. Often muttered when being lazy on a chair, with a beer in hand and something decent on TV.
Cheese and ham toasties after 9 with a beer? Now that's french living!
by Spoofnet July 18, 2006
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refund

A word said, usually in a loud and inappropriate way, to or about a female who is particularly unattractive, and hence would be refunded if she were given as a present.
Man: Look at her! F*cking, REFUND!
by Spoofnet January 09, 2008
mugGet the refundmug.

cape canaveral

A phrase muttered in a drunken stupor when something goes well, and by well, i mean putting my seatbelt on.
Seatbelt clips in
Me: CAPE CANAVERAL!
by Spoofnet July 27, 2006
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podge potential

A phrase used to describe someone who, will looking physically attractive at their current age, and state of life, is likely to get fatter in a few years time - if they were to settle down.

Typically used to describe attractive women who look like they'll "let it all go" the minute they're in any hint of a serious relationship.
Amelia Lilly is hot, but she's got a lot of podge potential - not sure I would.
by Spoofnet December 15, 2011
mugGet the podge potentialmug.

packard bell

A PC company who entrap newbies with their pathetically outdated, yet extortionatly priced PCs.
Hah! You own a Packard Smell - you suck!
by Spoofnet October 30, 2003
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