The feeling that a CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate) student gets when reading through the far-too-detailed information of how the entire interwebs works. Can be described as the equivalent of "death by Cisco".
Detective Barbrady: What do we have here then?
Officer Ballsgravy: Another one took his own life, Chief. Looks like another ciscocide - he was reading Chapter 9 on EIGRP... poor fucker.
Detective Barbrady: DAMN YOU CISCO!
Officer Ballsgravy: Another one took his own life, Chief. Looks like another ciscocide - he was reading Chapter 9 on EIGRP... poor fucker.
Detective Barbrady: DAMN YOU CISCO!
by Spoofnet March 28, 2008

The noise made by a soft foam object, such as a nerf ball or foam pointing finger-hand, when it hits or prods something.
by Spoofnet November 20, 2011

When in a situation which is merited as being the best possible one. Often muttered when being lazy on a chair, with a beer in hand and something decent on TV.
by Spoofnet July 18, 2006

A word said, usually in a loud and inappropriate way, to or about a female who is particularly unattractive, and hence would be refunded if she were given as a present.
by Spoofnet January 09, 2008

A phrase muttered in a drunken stupor when something goes well, and by well, i mean putting my seatbelt on.
by Spoofnet July 27, 2006

A phrase used to describe someone who, will looking physically attractive at their current age, and state of life, is likely to get fatter in a few years time - if they were to settle down.
Typically used to describe attractive women who look like they'll "let it all go" the minute they're in any hint of a serious relationship.
Typically used to describe attractive women who look like they'll "let it all go" the minute they're in any hint of a serious relationship.
by Spoofnet December 15, 2011

by Spoofnet October 30, 2003
