12 definitions by Spoofnet
by Spoofnet October 30, 2003
Fake chemical compunds that can apparently reduce wrinkles in the skin and make it look smoother, younger and healthier (i.e. a load of bullshit, or a quick substitution for some hydrochloric acid to burn those wrinkles off).
New Oil of Spewlay! With pentapeptides, it almost sounds like we made it in a lab, instead of mixing some mayonnaise up with other crap we could find.
by Spoofnet April 3, 2006
A phrase used to describe someone who, will looking physically attractive at their current age, and state of life, is likely to get fatter in a few years time - if they were to settle down.
Typically used to describe attractive women who look like they'll "let it all go" the minute they're in any hint of a serious relationship.
Typically used to describe attractive women who look like they'll "let it all go" the minute they're in any hint of a serious relationship.
by Spoofnet December 14, 2011
A word said, usually in a loud and inappropriate way, to or about a female who is particularly unattractive, and hence would be refunded if she were given as a present.
by Spoofnet December 24, 2007
The noise made by a soft foam object, such as a nerf ball or foam pointing finger-hand, when it hits or prods something.
by Spoofnet November 20, 2011
Broadband, or landline-based Fibre (FTTC, FTTP, xDSL, Cable) communication that is faster than the usual ADSL ~8 Mbps variants offered.
Usually a Fibre Broadband connection of 30 Mbps+.
So called because it's faster for streaming tonnes of HD Porn - hence the term "pornband"
Usually a Fibre Broadband connection of 30 Mbps+.
So called because it's faster for streaming tonnes of HD Porn - hence the term "pornband"
by Spoofnet January 13, 2013
The feeling that a CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate) student gets when reading through the far-too-detailed information of how the entire interwebs works. Can be described as the equivalent of "death by Cisco".
Detective Barbrady: What do we have here then?
Officer Ballsgravy: Another one took his own life, Chief. Looks like another ciscocide - he was reading Chapter 9 on EIGRP... poor fucker.
Detective Barbrady: DAMN YOU CISCO!
Officer Ballsgravy: Another one took his own life, Chief. Looks like another ciscocide - he was reading Chapter 9 on EIGRP... poor fucker.
Detective Barbrady: DAMN YOU CISCO!
by Spoofnet March 28, 2008