Splek's definitions

The Bagel

An item in the world of YouTube Poop, it is ether Mama Luigi's favorite food, or a magic health item that he can summon at his command.

You know what they say in Broklen! YOU MUST DIE! Or, is it The Bagel?

by Splek January 22, 2009

Sex Move

No matter what you look up on Urban Dictionary, at least one definition WILL be an absurd sex move. Usually involves taking a dump on your partner.

Background Kid 1: Dude, I looked up "Porcupine" on Urban Dictionary and it was a sex move!

Background Kid 2: If I was any less surprised right now my brain would shut down.

Background Kid 1: I looked up "Urban Dictionary" and that was a sex move, too!

Background Kid 2: *dies*

by Splek February 19, 2009

4Kids National Anthem

One of the most forbidden videos known to the internet. It is a short made by 4Kids Entertainment that takes clips from the cartoons 4Kids shows on their channel, and somehow have the voices of those characters singing the National Anthem. This video is found to be an insult to America, 4Kids Entertainment, Anime, Cartoons, Earth, The Human Race, and much more. The mere mention of this video can scramble even the strongest minds. If you ever see a video starting out with cartoons characters in gold stars shooting onto an American Flag, and someone is saying "AND NOW THE STARS OF 4KIDS WILL SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!", RUN! Get away from your computer, stop the video, click a link, ANYTHING!

Oh god! Its the 4Kids National Anthem! OH MY GOD MY BRAINS ARE MELTING!!!

by Splek February 19, 2009

Horny Mushroom

A mushroom monster in the game MapleStory, it has a blue spiky top, giving it the name "Horny Mushroom". Its name is isint as funny as Pianus however.

Mapler1: Dude I got killed trying to kill 20 Horny Mushrooms at once!

Mapler2: Thats not the only thing thats horny around here!

Mapler3: GIVE ME MONEY!!!!!!

Mapler4: noobs...

by Splek February 19, 2009

Stone Football

A stone that Mama Luigi carved into a Football. It sometimes can kill Mario. Mario and Mama Luigi always debate if it is a Stone or a Football, and this battle will go on until the end of time itself.

Mama Luigi: Mario! Look what I made! Itsa Football!

Mario: Its a Stone Luigi! You didint make it!

Mama Luigi: *Shakes Head* Its a Football! I chiseled it!

Mario: Stone!

Mama Luigi: Football!

Mario: OBJECTION! Its a Stone Luigi!

Mama Luigi: Its a Football! I chiseled it!

Stone Football~

by Splek January 22, 2009

Coffee

Nectar of the Gods. Coffee is a magical drink made of nothing more then a great-smelling bean and water, then heated to bring out the flavor. Coffee is like a great-tasting energy drink that is actually completely healthy for you! It has amazing health benefits such as; Lowering the risk of Diabetes, Parkinson's Disease, Colon Cancer, Headaches, and risk of Cavities! Plus it's addictive! I CAN'T STOP SHAKING!!! At least Coffee addiction is better then Meth addiction!

Man: Dude, why are you shaking so much?

Dude: Coffee, Man! COFFEE!

by Splek February 16, 2009

Beer Zombie

Someone who is drunk 24/7. So drunk they are believed to have passed away, while their body is still alive and is now running on nothing but alcohol. This type of Zombie is usually vary neutral, and won't try to eat you. Although it is a fun idea to invite him over to your house to play video games with one, it is not suggested, because they will piss on everything you own.

Man: Hey dude, you see A.J. anywhere?
Dude: No- wait, HES BEHIND YOU!!!
Beer Zombie: ahaghjshjj *falls over*

by Splek January 1, 2009