12 definitions by Splek
There are two kinds to Editors;
1. The good kind of Editor who pays attention and takes alittle time out of their day to look and think about every new definition that comes along they're way. Usually doing 50~150 definitions in one sitting.
2. 10 year old n00blets who think they actually have a chance at being the law somewhere, and usually say "NO" and "I Don't Know" to every definition. These usually get bored of this within two weeks.
1. The good kind of Editor who pays attention and takes alittle time out of their day to look and think about every new definition that comes along they're way. Usually doing 50~150 definitions in one sitting.
2. 10 year old n00blets who think they actually have a chance at being the law somewhere, and usually say "NO" and "I Don't Know" to every definition. These usually get bored of this within two weeks.
1.
Guy1: I'm glad we have Editors! Sure it takes over a month for my deff to get through, but at least we have a filter!
Guy2: Are you on crack?
2.
n00blet: lolololo i iz guna turn down all deez defs so pplz wil haz to bow down 2 me nd i wil bee teh new kind uf ub!1!! lolollloll
Guy2:BANHAMMER TIME!!!
I am an Editor, I assure you I am NOT a n00blet! I do about 100 within one sitting, and read and think about every definition I pass before I answer whether it should be posted or not! Don't think that Urban Dictionary is going down the drain! Its not there yet!
Guy1: I'm glad we have Editors! Sure it takes over a month for my deff to get through, but at least we have a filter!
Guy2: Are you on crack?
2.
n00blet: lolololo i iz guna turn down all deez defs so pplz wil haz to bow down 2 me nd i wil bee teh new kind uf ub!1!! lolollloll
Guy2:BANHAMMER TIME!!!
I am an Editor, I assure you I am NOT a n00blet! I do about 100 within one sitting, and read and think about every definition I pass before I answer whether it should be posted or not! Don't think that Urban Dictionary is going down the drain! Its not there yet!
by Splek November 3, 2008
A stone that Mama Luigi carved into a Football. It sometimes can kill Mario. Mario and Mama Luigi always debate if it is a Stone or a Football, and this battle will go on until the end of time itself.
Mama Luigi: Mario! Look what I made! Itsa Football!
Mario: Its a Stone Luigi! You didint make it!
Mama Luigi: *Shakes Head* Its a Football! I chiseled it!
Mario: Stone!
Mama Luigi: Football!
Mario: OBJECTION! Its a Stone Luigi!
Mama Luigi: Its a Football! I chiseled it!
Stone Football~
Mario: Its a Stone Luigi! You didint make it!
Mama Luigi: *Shakes Head* Its a Football! I chiseled it!
Mario: Stone!
Mama Luigi: Football!
Mario: OBJECTION! Its a Stone Luigi!
Mama Luigi: Its a Football! I chiseled it!
Stone Football~
by Splek October 11, 2008
Nectar of the Gods. Coffee is a magical drink made of nothing more then a great-smelling bean and water, then heated to bring out the flavor. Coffee is like a great-tasting energy drink that is actually completely healthy for you! It has amazing health benefits such as; Lowering the risk of Diabetes, Parkinson's Disease, Colon Cancer, Headaches, and risk of Cavities! Plus it's addictive! I CAN'T STOP SHAKING!!! At least Coffee addiction is better then Meth addiction!
by Splek February 17, 2009
An item in the world of YouTube Poop, it is ether Mama Luigi's favorite food, or a magic health item that he can summon at his command.
by Splek October 11, 2008
A vary useful and must-have application for Firefox (firefox.exe). It is the best way to surf the web seamlessly and a good way to rape anyone who attempts to sell you dumb crap you'll never want.
Guy1: Did you see that ad on your home page?
Guy2: Hell no! I gots me AdBlock Plus! So those posers can suck my Joystick!
Guy2: Hell no! I gots me AdBlock Plus! So those posers can suck my Joystick!
by Splek November 13, 2008
1. A video game guide booklet that comes packaged with the CD-i game "Hotel Mario".
2. A vary powerful item in the world of YouTube Poop, it has various abilities, and has enough power to even destroy God Luigi, the final form of Gay Luigi. It is believed to be controlled by Mario.
2. A vary powerful item in the world of YouTube Poop, it has various abilities, and has enough power to even destroy God Luigi, the final form of Gay Luigi. It is believed to be controlled by Mario.
1. If you need instructions on howta get through duh hotels, check out The Enclosed Instruction Book.
2. Mah Boi, The Enclosed Instruction Book is what ALL true warriors STRIVE for!
2. Mah Boi, The Enclosed Instruction Book is what ALL true warriors STRIVE for!
by Splek October 11, 2008
No matter what you look up on Urban Dictionary, at least one definition WILL be an absurd sex move. Usually involves taking a dump on your partner.
Background Kid 1: Dude, I looked up "Porcupine" on Urban Dictionary and it was a sex move!
Background Kid 2: If I was any less surprised right now my brain would shut down.
Background Kid 1: I looked up "Urban Dictionary" and that was a sex move, too!
Background Kid 2: *dies*
Background Kid 2: If I was any less surprised right now my brain would shut down.
Background Kid 1: I looked up "Urban Dictionary" and that was a sex move, too!
Background Kid 2: *dies*
by Splek October 15, 2008