43 definitions by Spit Blood

ripshit

Needless to say, Mark was ripshit when he found out I had a foursome with his girlfriend, his mom and his sister.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

She wants my penis.
A Southworthism.
See also into my shit.

by Spit Blood May 13, 2003

noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.

After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

A man who squeezes dildos between his asscheeks

Eminem is such a dildo squeeze

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

adj: Characterized by bad features. Asterisk denotes that it is not in fact homosexual in nature and thus presupposes political correctness.

They cancelled our soccer game because it was drizzling? That is so gay*

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

command:
1) listen to this, to me
2) look at this, at me

Frightened? Well I'm not surprised, ya never seen the likes of me. Check it, I want a big fat advance and my alfalfa free.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

A van or bus usually used by frat guys to visit other colleges and try to pick up girls to bring to their party.

Sigma Nu tried to get a fuck truck for their party tonight, but they only brought back 3 girls, all and all of the were beat as fuck.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003