Spiritual-Master's definitions

Unlimited liability universe

The debt-based universal monetary system used here on earth allows enough money to be created to buy every product available. Everyone can claim to be a millionaire and borrow enough to make it come true.

when the store's shelves go empty we will see who believes in Jesus.

Democratic mob rule governance always creates the Unlimited liability Universe where crisis dictates spending because a mob can always create a crisis.

by Spiritual-Master January 20, 2022

Holy Detail

A detail is three men working towards a common goal. Another code for the trinity. Attention to detail would indicate triple checking everything. One man connected to his creator by the Holy Spirit is able to do the work of many selfish non-believing humans. Three men in the Spirit is greater than nine humans. This is true because nine selfish humans would never be able to agree on who was in charge and how the job should be done. They would just screw it up for lack of solid teamwork.

Stop worrying and have faith I sent a Holy Detail to complete the job.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

postmodern Justice

1. modern myth
2. legally unsound principle
3. More of a privilege than a right
4. due to the value of Justice, every possible option of denial should
be considered so it never is dispensed casually, freely, or indiscriminately.

The judicial system's definition of postmodern justice has been changed to keep up with the ideas of progressives. Their idea is that Progress is not made by contented, and happy people.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

FFPP

Federal fudge packing prison This vacation package is for those with enough money to splurge and live the good life. Those who can afford this package have left the common law plantation for good and a camel could be shoved through the eye of a needle easier than the possibility of them ever reaching the kingdom. There are no washing machines large enough to launder that much loot. When you sell out and crash the market you will be stuck with it.

Nothing funny about this package but the name.

Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for the number is that of a man
Only I know my father's number I have his man card in my wallet, and his spirit in my heart.

I love all you editors at this makeshift newspeak dictionary for your discretion it is the better part of valor. We will laugh when it is over and this site shall become an American institution.

Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.

Lord Bud: FFPP is waiting for those who refuse to accept the truth. My son is my truth and my crowning glory only I may tell his story. (Testify)

by Spiritual-Master January 31, 2022

IBUD day

The secret code for International Break up day.

Frank: Hey Bud, what are you buying your girlfriend for valentines day tomorrow?
Bud: Shut up frank I am Bud and will celebrate IBUD day this year instead of valentines day.

Frank: Thanks for the heads up Bud we may become Eskimo brothers soon. What kind of flowers and candy does she like?

by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021

Postmodern civil rights

Civil rights were formerly things like the right to life, liberty, and property

More recently things like the right not to be offended and the right to marry insects.

Annabelle is fighting for her "postmodern civil rights" she wishes to consummate her marriage to a dung beetle.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

special appearance

What you make every time I see you through the eyes of my father. That which is created beautiful and perfect in every detail. The Self-evident charm every time you show up.

You made a special appearance and became your father's miracle on the day you were born.

by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021