Spiritual-Master's definitions
1. an effective tool used to avoid those damn juries and hide prosecutorial misconduct, overcharging, and abuse.
2. justice for the indigent or poor people AKA the unresourceful and ineffective
3. The desired result of kidnapping and incarceration for prolonged periods.
Never to be considered coercion or a civil rights violation, even when the accused is innocent.
2. justice for the indigent or poor people AKA the unresourceful and ineffective
3. The desired result of kidnapping and incarceration for prolonged periods.
Never to be considered coercion or a civil rights violation, even when the accused is innocent.
The court tried to coerce me into a modern plea Bargain by
using threats of prolonged incarceration, but I told the
judge that the real bargain was getting free meals and
a roof over my head without having to work for it.
using threats of prolonged incarceration, but I told the
judge that the real bargain was getting free meals and
a roof over my head without having to work for it.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
Get the modern Plea Bargainmug. The handle is used by an Urban Dictionary contributor whose knowledge of prison life is suspected not to be firsthand. His trespass into the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation was unintentional and the Holy Okie rewarded his bold nature with the new kingdom's first full pardon now known as the "Queensbury Parden" twenty-two Blackberry futures were issued because His definitions landed on a magic number 44. He is the first to receive a Quarter in change.
George Washington: Hey ben I heard that Queensbury kid stumbled into the Leprechauns Oklahoma Blackberry Jurisdiction. Was he fined for criminal trespass?
Benjamin Franklin: No he managed to get a laugh out of the judge and was granted a "Queensbury Parden" 22 Blackberry Futures just for pursuing happiness go figure. The first to get the quarter as change. That quarter still has your image on it, George.
Benjamin Franklin: No he managed to get a laugh out of the judge and was granted a "Queensbury Parden" 22 Blackberry Futures just for pursuing happiness go figure. The first to get the quarter as change. That quarter still has your image on it, George.
by Spiritual-Master January 27, 2022
Get the queensbury kidmug. A father's prerogative to now choose the gender and name of his next born child regardless of the biological realities dictated by nature at the time of conception and/or birth.
Future Children are the "HOPE" that springs forth Eternity. Spiritual Gendering has now become a Man's prerogative AKA a Godfather's law.
I have hope of fathering a Female child named Sandy who may come from Venus and be born with a penis.
I have hope of fathering a Female child named Sandy who may come from Venus and be born with a penis.
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
Get the Spiritual Genderingmug. A spiritually inspired Poem written to celebrate the life of your's or anyone's Grandma when she finds a permanent residency inside your heart. Grandma's wisdom (not unlike the fathers) will never leave or forsake you. Socialism is the schooling you get at home.
I paid for this truth and it is yours to use for free. My grandma was a real hero to me.
I paid for this truth and it is yours to use for free. My grandma was a real hero to me.
Grandmas are Heroes we should all agree
My father's mother Mary taught the bible to me
I was only 5 when I learned, God's golden rule.
A full year, before my first day of school
She was the one who made sure I learned
that respect is given, it is not earned
She said for those who would disagree things always worsen
For everyone notices, a disrespectful person
When children were playing, and Grandma was near
There was no escaping, her eyes or her ears
When children would fuss and threaten to brawl
She said, "if you can't say something nice, say nothing at all"
For when the words of your mouth make others act violently
Your game of life, is best played silently.
Yes, Grandmas are heroes of this I am sure,
their smiles are a comfort their hugs are the cure.
She is always encouraging when hearing your plan.
Her food always nourishing prepared by her hand.
Grandmas will never guide you in the wrong way.
Grandmas are Heroes, what more can I say?
My father's mother Mary taught the bible to me
I was only 5 when I learned, God's golden rule.
A full year, before my first day of school
She was the one who made sure I learned
that respect is given, it is not earned
She said for those who would disagree things always worsen
For everyone notices, a disrespectful person
When children were playing, and Grandma was near
There was no escaping, her eyes or her ears
When children would fuss and threaten to brawl
She said, "if you can't say something nice, say nothing at all"
For when the words of your mouth make others act violently
Your game of life, is best played silently.
Yes, Grandmas are heroes of this I am sure,
their smiles are a comfort their hugs are the cure.
She is always encouraging when hearing your plan.
Her food always nourishing prepared by her hand.
Grandmas will never guide you in the wrong way.
Grandmas are Heroes, what more can I say?
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
Get the Grandmas are Heroesmug. by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
Get the gender-warmug. The code name for the censorship at this site. I did find a humorous way to poke fun at the publishing authority here.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
Get the Urban Dickerymug. This is the banking system/process used to create the unlimited liability universe.
Basically creating credit and/or money by way of conjuring it into existence.
This provides a system where wealth and debt both
are not limited by anything but human imagination.
Basically creating credit and/or money by way of conjuring it into existence.
This provides a system where wealth and debt both
are not limited by anything but human imagination.
Fractional reserve banking will ensure that I live in a world of unlimited financial wealth and/or liability.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
Get the fractional reserve bankingmug.