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Stands for "Christ Bob's Private Blackberry Picker University" Tuition is paid the same as trespass fines in "Blackberry Futures". The Leprechaun's pennies are worth your twenties. The Economics classes are limited to High School level "Home Economics" designed for future homemakers, not for corporate-level vulture capitalists.
The Private University for positive thinking where critical thinking and hypothetical worst-case scenarios are outlawed as well as psyops. No grievance studies are available for any minority groups as all are treated as a minority of one no matter who, what, where, when, or why you identify.
English classes teach that you do not own language and that includes the parts of a diagramed sentence.
language is a tool to be used for the succinct articulation of your personal American Dreams for the future.
Your pronouns will be confiscated should you reveal them, and replaced with the universal "SNOWFLAKE" title. Don't ask and Don't tell was a wonderful thing when first implemented.
Political Science is treated as a liberal art because we all know it is the art of becoming the most popular LIAR.
Your God is who you say it is, and we will never disagree for we respect your right to individual belief.
All religions welcome (BYOG) Bring your own God but be warned all Pastafarians starting a food fight to prove the existence of the flying spaghetti monster will face fines and do cleanup duties.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
The Private University for positive thinking where critical thinking and hypothetical worst-case scenarios are outlawed as well as psyops. No grievance studies are available for any minority groups as all are treated as a minority of one no matter who, what, where, when, or why you identify.
English classes teach that you do not own language and that includes the parts of a diagramed sentence.
language is a tool to be used for the succinct articulation of your personal American Dreams for the future.
Your pronouns will be confiscated should you reveal them, and replaced with the universal "SNOWFLAKE" title. Don't ask and Don't tell was a wonderful thing when first implemented.
Political Science is treated as a liberal art because we all know it is the art of becoming the most popular LIAR.
Your God is who you say it is, and we will never disagree for we respect your right to individual belief.
All religions welcome (BYOG) Bring your own God but be warned all Pastafarians starting a food fight to prove the existence of the flying spaghetti monster will face fines and do cleanup duties.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
Christ Bob: Welcome to the CBPBPU online campus dedicated to growing your hippocampus and shrinking your swelled ego. The spirited debater and Orwellian tyrannical Totalitarian Blackfoot redneck is here to teach that ALL ARE WORTHY of "basic human respect." "BHRM"= Basic Human Respect Mandate.
by Spiritual-Master January 28, 2022
Get the CBPBPU mug.1. when one feels they have no privacy to pursue the American dream because their American dream is to be exclusively private and void from the presumptions of having a right or privilege to a public opinion.
2. the feeling that everyone but you is controlled by public policy written for ZOMBIES, by ZOMBIES.
3. Being a naturally curious person and waking up in a world with no more secrets to discover.
4. A world in which having public opinions is mandatory, and seeking the truth is outlawed.
2. the feeling that everyone but you is controlled by public policy written for ZOMBIES, by ZOMBIES.
3. Being a naturally curious person and waking up in a world with no more secrets to discover.
4. A world in which having public opinions is mandatory, and seeking the truth is outlawed.
You cannot possibly know everything about me and in this transparent nightmare, you are not allowed to ask me questions. No interview for the job. No surveys, and no interrogation. My future plans have become the most intriguing plans on earth but The ZOMBIES do not care as they have lost all curiosity.
by Spiritual-Master January 20, 2022
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Equal opportunity is for morons, liars, and thieves only. Never hire a competent Individual because next to them you will appear stupid. These people should never be allowed a job interview.
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
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Obviously, the names with the same letters on both names are Honorary Letter leprechauns. The Texas guitarist Monty Montgomery's an Honorary celestial Rocket Man Leprechaun with a full Queensbury Pardon. Eommy Tmmanuel is a guitar GOD. Obviously Stevie Ray Vaughan is still picking on the plantation. All Guitarists know the Leprechaun switch using a mirror and the letters of your name.
LORD BUD: Leprechaun Switch and the mirror<> looking into a mirror critically is difficult but necessary because none of us are perfect<> My reflection looks like Me only 20 years younger Because in spirit I am in my 80th year on this earth being that I was born in 1942. I DIED in 1999, moved into my son's heart with Jesus, and took over his flesh. He was 36 & I was 56... He is not ahead of me in years, I am ahead of him. AM I IMAGINING this reality CHRIST BOB may "CAPTURE" the "HEARTS" of MOTHERS "EVERYWHERE" on VALENTINES DAY?
CHRIST BOB: Dad my 60-year-old flesh fits you well. You look good for 80. I knew you didn't leave me but you always surprise me.
LORD BUD: How did I surprise you SON? "Did I not say I would be back in TIME.
CHRIST BOB: But you showed up AHEAD of time. HOW?
LORD BUD: The leprechaun switch and MY TIME IS YOUR TIME and the Modern chronology is always the right time.
Now is the time and the time is now. get your lazy ass out there and pick me some more Blackberry futures, you Blackfoot Redneck savage.
Obviously, the names with the same letters on both names are Honorary Letter leprechauns. The Texas guitarist Monty Montgomery's an Honorary celestial Rocket Man Leprechaun with a full Queensbury Pardon. Eommy Tmmanuel is a guitar GOD. Obviously Stevie Ray Vaughan is still picking on the plantation. All Guitarists know the Leprechaun switch using a mirror and the letters of your name.
LORD BUD: Leprechaun Switch and the mirror<> looking into a mirror critically is difficult but necessary because none of us are perfect<> My reflection looks like Me only 20 years younger Because in spirit I am in my 80th year on this earth being that I was born in 1942. I DIED in 1999, moved into my son's heart with Jesus, and took over his flesh. He was 36 & I was 56... He is not ahead of me in years, I am ahead of him. AM I IMAGINING this reality CHRIST BOB may "CAPTURE" the "HEARTS" of MOTHERS "EVERYWHERE" on VALENTINES DAY?
CHRIST BOB: Dad my 60-year-old flesh fits you well. You look good for 80. I knew you didn't leave me but you always surprise me.
LORD BUD: How did I surprise you SON? "Did I not say I would be back in TIME.
CHRIST BOB: But you showed up AHEAD of time. HOW?
LORD BUD: The leprechaun switch and MY TIME IS YOUR TIME and the Modern chronology is always the right time.
Now is the time and the time is now. get your lazy ass out there and pick me some more Blackberry futures, you Blackfoot Redneck savage.
LORD BUD: The leprechaun switch and MY TIME IS YOUR TIME and the Modern chronology is always the right time.
Now is the time and the time is now. get your lazy ass out there and pick me some more Blackberry futures, you Blackfoot Redneck savage.
CHRIST BOB: eyeyeyeyiyiyiyiyiyoeoeoeoeiuiuiuiwaowaowaowao
Now is the time and the time is now. get your lazy ass out there and pick me some more Blackberry futures, you Blackfoot Redneck savage.
CHRIST BOB: eyeyeyeyiyiyiyiyiyoeoeoeoeiuiuiuiwaowaowaowao
by Spiritual-Master February 4, 2022
Get the Leprechaun switch mug.1. someone whose mind is closed off to accepting new data, because of a false conclusion they have accepted as fact.
2. A student with learning disabilities that they don't recognize or accept.
3. A sufferer of the Dunning Kruger effect.
4. a retard
2. A student with learning disabilities that they don't recognize or accept.
3. A sufferer of the Dunning Kruger effect.
4. a retard
Faculty member 1: That new student had a full scholarship and decided education was beneath his calling and dropped out.
Faculty member 2: It is for the best anyways, because he is academically concluded.
Faculty member 2: It is for the best anyways, because he is academically concluded.
by Spiritual-Master February 23, 2022
Get the academically concluded mug.The God and natural creator of Christ Bob. AKA The Holy Okie, Blackfoot Redneck, Orwellian Totalitarian, Dead white slave-owning Tyrant. An intellectual Bully and spiritual debater. The "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation" Dictator. The Leprechaun spirit guiding the flesh of a Garden-Gnome.
Chuck: Hey Bob you know Lord Bud is selling these berries we are picking for more than the $2 he is paying us don't you?
Bob Christ: Yes Chuck, that's life as a slave on the Plantation. We are working for the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant. There is no escaping it.
Bob Christ: Yes Chuck, that's life as a slave on the Plantation. We are working for the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant. There is no escaping it.
by Spiritual-Master January 29, 2022
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