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This is the modern response to those who still believe there is no such thing as a stupid question.
If there are no stupid questions then answer me this riddle:
"What would you call the questions that stupid people ask?"
Because "Stupid People Ask Questions Also."
SPAQA= "Stupid People Ask Questions Also."
There is no need to explain to the dipshits who say there are no stupid questions.
Just pronounce it as a word SPAQA
Unless they ask what SPAQA means.
Then you just give them a stupid look and say, "Duh, Stupid People Ask Questions Also."
If there are no stupid questions then answer me this riddle:
"What would you call the questions that stupid people ask?"
Because "Stupid People Ask Questions Also."
SPAQA= "Stupid People Ask Questions Also."
There is no need to explain to the dipshits who say there are no stupid questions.
Just pronounce it as a word SPAQA
Unless they ask what SPAQA means.
Then you just give them a stupid look and say, "Duh, Stupid People Ask Questions Also."
Bill: Hey, Jeff, if you don't understand me just ask a question because there is no such thing as a stupid question.
Jeff: SPAQA
Bill: (looking puzzled) what?
Jeff: SPAQA
Bill: what the hell is SPAQA?
Jeff: I see you did not understand me and asked that question. Well, Duh, Stupid People Ask Questions Also.
Jeff: SPAQA
Bill: (looking puzzled) what?
Jeff: SPAQA
Bill: what the hell is SPAQA?
Jeff: I see you did not understand me and asked that question. Well, Duh, Stupid People Ask Questions Also.
by Spiritual-Master February 16, 2022
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Get the Bodaya mug.A Native American of the Blackfoot tribe who keeps his hair short and wears only T-shirts with no collar.
Known to have worked on the Blackberry Plantation under the hot sun.
Their motto is "Never a lie, and never give up."
Known to have worked on the Blackberry Plantation under the hot sun.
Their motto is "Never a lie, and never give up."
My collars are not blue nor are they white, just ask uncle Heck,
Walking in the lake of fire created a Blackfoot redneck.
Walking in the lake of fire created a Blackfoot redneck.
by Spiritual-Master January 22, 2022
Get the Blackfoot redneck mug.Stands for "Christ Bob's Private Blackberry Picker University" Tuition is paid the same as trespass fines in "Blackberry Futures". The Leprechaun's pennies are worth your twenties. The Economics classes are limited to High School level "Home Economics" designed for future homemakers, not for corporate-level vulture capitalists.
The Private University for positive thinking where critical thinking and hypothetical worst-case scenarios are outlawed as well as psyops. No grievance studies are available for any minority groups as all are treated as a minority of one no matter who, what, where, when, or why you identify.
English classes teach that you do not own language and that includes the parts of a diagramed sentence.
language is a tool to be used for the succinct articulation of your personal American Dreams for the future.
Your pronouns will be confiscated should you reveal them, and replaced with the universal "SNOWFLAKE" title. Don't ask and Don't tell was a wonderful thing when first implemented.
Political Science is treated as a liberal art because we all know it is the art of becoming the most popular LIAR.
Your God is who you say it is, and we will never disagree for we respect your right to individual belief.
All religions welcome (BYOG) Bring your own God but be warned all Pastafarians starting a food fight to prove the existence of the flying spaghetti monster will face fines and do cleanup duties.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
The Private University for positive thinking where critical thinking and hypothetical worst-case scenarios are outlawed as well as psyops. No grievance studies are available for any minority groups as all are treated as a minority of one no matter who, what, where, when, or why you identify.
English classes teach that you do not own language and that includes the parts of a diagramed sentence.
language is a tool to be used for the succinct articulation of your personal American Dreams for the future.
Your pronouns will be confiscated should you reveal them, and replaced with the universal "SNOWFLAKE" title. Don't ask and Don't tell was a wonderful thing when first implemented.
Political Science is treated as a liberal art because we all know it is the art of becoming the most popular LIAR.
Your God is who you say it is, and we will never disagree for we respect your right to individual belief.
All religions welcome (BYOG) Bring your own God but be warned all Pastafarians starting a food fight to prove the existence of the flying spaghetti monster will face fines and do cleanup duties.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
Christ Bob: Welcome to the CBPBPU online campus dedicated to growing your hippocampus and shrinking your swelled ego. The spirited debater and Orwellian tyrannical Totalitarian Blackfoot redneck is here to teach that ALL ARE WORTHY of "basic human respect." "BHRM"= Basic Human Respect Mandate.
by Spiritual-Master January 28, 2022
Get the CBPBPU mug.In the past was called the "woman's prerogative" Was the privilege or right to change her mind. Predominately used to seek divorce and upgrade her natural selection of a male partner without it being called a lack of commitment to her first choice. A woman can be trusted with a man's heart and gives this up as she knows romantic love is a myth without mutual commitment.
Bill: Hey Eric should I ask Karen out on a date?
Eric: Karen has created more Eskimo brothers than I can count and has not given up her Female Prerogative.
Eric: Karen has created more Eskimo brothers than I can count and has not given up her Female Prerogative.
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
Get the Female prerogative mug.These are beliefs that should be abandoned and ignored for they are the most dangerous things when in the hands of the media. All public people are required to have them because it is public opinion that opinions are like assholes because everyone has them. This is not true for the private. Private people have truth, not opinions. Public opinion will override and destroy your private truth at every opportunity. Opinions can become policy and eliminate the right or privilege to speak the private truth. The publicly spouted opinions are why cancel culture started. Let us listen to some private truth for a while. Let us agree on a peaceful 1000 years.
The elected Public should keep their Public Opinions to themselves for when the words of your mouth cause others to act violently your game of life is best played silently.
by Spiritual-Master January 27, 2022
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Future Children are the "HOPE" that springs forth Eternity. Spiritual Gendering has now become a Man's prerogative AKA a Godfather's law.
I have hope of fathering a Female child named Sandy who may come from Venus and be born with a penis.
I have hope of fathering a Female child named Sandy who may come from Venus and be born with a penis.
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