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When the two cords in the back of your neck look like an eleven because you have become too thin. meaning your time on earth is short. From the Mel Brooks classic movie "Life Stinks" for those of us old enough to remember the character Sailor's explanation. Later in the movie Sailors elevens were up.
Sailor: Pops ain't gonna be around long his elevens are up.
Pepto: What!!
Sailor: his elevens, look at the back of his neck see those two cords sticking up, they make like an eleven, once there up that's it he is a goner.
Pepto: What!!
Sailor: his elevens, look at the back of his neck see those two cords sticking up, they make like an eleven, once there up that's it he is a goner.
by Spiritual-Master January 17, 2022
Get the elevens are up mug.New kingdom term for the Blackberry brambles that a Ram caught his horns in. To be set free his horns were removed creating a polled Ram. Then he was sacrificed in the place of Isaac and his family.
My father-in-law Jr. Isaac and I removed the horns of that ram and freed him from his Thorny Crown of Blackberry vines and cooked it up for everyone to eat.
by Spiritual-Master January 23, 2022
Get the Thorny Crown mug.1. an effective tool used to avoid those damn juries and hide prosecutorial misconduct, overcharging, and abuse.
2. justice for the indigent or poor people AKA the unresourceful and ineffective
3. The desired result of kidnapping and incarceration for prolonged periods.
Never to be considered coercion or a civil rights violation, even when the accused is innocent.
2. justice for the indigent or poor people AKA the unresourceful and ineffective
3. The desired result of kidnapping and incarceration for prolonged periods.
Never to be considered coercion or a civil rights violation, even when the accused is innocent.
The court tried to coerce me into a modern plea Bargain by
using threats of prolonged incarceration, but I told the
judge that the real bargain was getting free meals and
a roof over my head without having to work for it.
using threats of prolonged incarceration, but I told the
judge that the real bargain was getting free meals and
a roof over my head without having to work for it.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
Get the modern Plea Bargain mug.When justice is turned upside down and Guilt is presumed until you can prove you are innocent. The proof of innocence is to be given a possibly lethal injection and be diagnosed positive for a known lethal virus and survive. Mandatory compelled speech legislation ensures that you confess so the authorities can keep plausible deniability in the event of your death.
by Spiritual-Master January 7, 2022
Get the 2022 pharmaceutical witchcraft trials mug.This Legal domicile is occupied and ruled by the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant & Dead white slave owner known as The Holy Okie Blackfoot redneck Leprechaun Spirit the honorable "Lord Bud" The only known Blackberry picking slave to his spirit is his firstfruit the only begotten son Christ Bob who is paid $2 per day for picking one single gallon of berries. Fines for trespass onto this plantation are collected in Blackberry futures. "Lord Bud" is the originator of the "McKinny Penny" he touts that his penny is worth your twenty when giving change for the payment of trespass fines.
George Washington: Hey Thomas have you toured the state of Oklahoma?
Thomas Jefferson: Yes George I was charged with Criminal Trespass on the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation by a Blackfoot redneck Totalitarian Tyrant and forced to pay the fine in Blackberry futures.
Benjamin Franklin Buck: That tyrant is my grandson guys and his son Christ Bob is pure of heart.
Thomas Jefferson: Yes George I was charged with Criminal Trespass on the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation by a Blackfoot redneck Totalitarian Tyrant and forced to pay the fine in Blackberry futures.
Benjamin Franklin Buck: That tyrant is my grandson guys and his son Christ Bob is pure of heart.
by Spiritual-Master January 26, 2022
Get the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation mug.The handle is used by an Urban Dictionary contributor whose knowledge of prison life is suspected not to be firsthand. His trespass into the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation was unintentional and the Holy Okie rewarded his bold nature with the new kingdom's first full pardon now known as the "Queensbury Parden" twenty-two Blackberry futures were issued because His definitions landed on a magic number 44. He is the first to receive a Quarter in change.
George Washington: Hey ben I heard that Queensbury kid stumbled into the Leprechauns Oklahoma Blackberry Jurisdiction. Was he fined for criminal trespass?
Benjamin Franklin: No he managed to get a laugh out of the judge and was granted a "Queensbury Parden" 22 Blackberry Futures just for pursuing happiness go figure. The first to get the quarter as change. That quarter still has your image on it, George.
Benjamin Franklin: No he managed to get a laugh out of the judge and was granted a "Queensbury Parden" 22 Blackberry Futures just for pursuing happiness go figure. The first to get the quarter as change. That quarter still has your image on it, George.
by Spiritual-Master January 27, 2022
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Frank: Hey Bud, what are you buying your girlfriend for valentines day tomorrow?
Bud: Shut up frank I am Bud and will celebrate IBUD day this year instead of valentines day.
Frank: Thanks for the heads up Bud we may become Eskimo brothers soon. What kind of flowers and candy does she like?
Bud: Shut up frank I am Bud and will celebrate IBUD day this year instead of valentines day.
Frank: Thanks for the heads up Bud we may become Eskimo brothers soon. What kind of flowers and candy does she like?
by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
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