Spiritual-Master's definitions

Democratic Crime Reduction

The decriminalization of every known criminal activity, so that nothing is illegal. This also creates a lawless society. Nothing is illegal in a lawless society.

Only an act of God's will can save us from Democratic Crime Reduction. The best democrat is a dead one, and I died 22 years ago. Let us elect my Holy Okie Godfather "Lord Bud" A real spiritual voice of reason.

by Spiritual-Master January 7, 2022

county vacation

Any prolonged stay in the jail of a county, parish, or commonwealth over 3 months and up to 2 years. These stays are evidence that free will does indeed exist. Exercising an excessive amount of free will could possibly allow you to gain free room and board at one of our little-known vacation hideaways. You could come to know all our wonderful staff who see to your every need and ensure you are treated with the respect befitting your accusations. As a free gift for taking this vacation, you might even leave with up to 18 months probation. Following God's will eliminates your eligibility for this fabulous offer. Terms and conditions apply. This offer is not void anywhere in the world.

Jeff: Hey Bill, I haven't seen you in a while, where have ya been?

Bill: county vacation
Jeff: What a Bummer man.

by Spiritual-Master January 31, 2022

popular public opinion

The truth that is accepted by the general public as factual enough to attempt forcing it on the private population by way of calling it public policy.

This can also become company policy should a corporation decide to adopt it.

forcing the adoption of this also could be attempted by mandated administrative orders.

The generalized truth with no basis in fact.
A widely accepted theory

It has become popular public opinion that extreme measures be taken to ensure happiness and contentment be eliminated because the progressive view is that progress cannot be made by a happy and contented private populous. No laughing and joking allowed.

by Spiritual-Master February 3, 2022

Postmodern civil rights

Civil rights were formerly things like the right to life, liberty, and property

More recently things like the right not to be offended and the right to marry insects.

Annabelle is fighting for her "postmodern civil rights" she wishes to consummate her marriage to a dung beetle.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

IBUD day

The secret code for International Break up day.

Frank: Hey Bud, what are you buying your girlfriend for valentines day tomorrow?
Bud: Shut up frank I am Bud and will celebrate IBUD day this year instead of valentines day.

Frank: Thanks for the heads up Bud we may become Eskimo brothers soon. What kind of flowers and candy does she like?

by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021

Political Movement

synonymous with Bowel Movement. The stink permeates society when politics enter every aspect of private life. Shit, that is really unpopular but no one is brave enough to flush it for good. Politically Activated morons.

I would love to flush the political movement down the toilet, but if I open my mouth I feel the taste may never go away.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

special appearance

What you make every time I see you through the eyes of my father. That which is created beautiful and perfect in every detail. The Self-evident charm every time you show up.

You made a special appearance and became your father's miracle on the day you were born.

by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021