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postmodern Public Defender

Some poor schmuck was given the sad job of defending poor private fools against acts of larceny perpetrated by the entirety of the general public. He seldom has the integrity to look his client in the eyes because he knows the public always treads on the private.
The importance we place on justice can always be measured by the amount of resources given to the postmodern Public Defender in proportion to the amount of resources given to the Attorney General.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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Spiritual Gendering

A father's prerogative to now choose the gender and name of his next born child regardless of the biological realities dictated by nature at the time of conception and/or birth.
Future Children are the "HOPE" that springs forth Eternity. Spiritual Gendering has now become a Man's prerogative AKA a Godfather's law.

I have hope of fathering a Female child named Sandy who may come from Venus and be born with a penis.
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
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Grandmas are Heroes

A spiritually inspired Poem written to celebrate the life of your's or anyone's Grandma when she finds a permanent residency inside your heart. Grandma's wisdom (not unlike the fathers) will never leave or forsake you. Socialism is the schooling you get at home.

I paid for this truth and it is yours to use for free. My grandma was a real hero to me.
Grandmas are Heroes we should all agree

My father's mother Mary taught the bible to me

I was only 5 when I learned, God's golden rule.

A full year, before my first day of school

She was the one who made sure I learned

that respect is given, it is not earned

She said for those who would disagree things always worsen

For everyone notices, a disrespectful person

When children were playing, and Grandma was near

There was no escaping, her eyes or her ears

When children would fuss and threaten to brawl

She said, "if you can't say something nice, say nothing at all"

For when the words of your mouth make others act violently

Your game of life, is best played silently.

Yes, Grandmas are heroes of this I am sure,

their smiles are a comfort their hugs are the cure.

She is always encouraging when hearing your plan.

Her food always nourishing prepared by her hand.

Grandmas will never guide you in the wrong way.

Grandmas are Heroes, what more can I say?
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
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Urban Dickery

The code name for the censorship at this site. I did find a humorous way to poke fun at the publishing authority here.
Over 100 published words and phrases were removed by the use of Urban Dickery.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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gender-war

A battle of wits and wisdom of adult human beings using child-like minds.
Mankind could have done without the gender-war and those childish humans that participate in it.
by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
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FFPP

Federal fudge packing prison This vacation package is for those with enough money to splurge and live the good life. Those who can afford this package have left the common law plantation for good and a camel could be shoved through the eye of a needle easier than the possibility of them ever reaching the kingdom. There are no washing machines large enough to launder that much loot. When you sell out and crash the market you will be stuck with it.

Nothing funny about this package but the name.

Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for the number is that of a man
Only I know my father's number I have his man card in my wallet, and his spirit in my heart.

I love all you editors at this makeshift newspeak dictionary for your discretion it is the better part of valor. We will laugh when it is over and this site shall become an American institution.

Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
Lord Bud: FFPP is waiting for those who refuse to accept the truth. My son is my truth and my crowning glory only I may tell his story. (Testify)
by Spiritual-Master January 31, 2022
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special appearance

What you make every time I see you through the eyes of my father. That which is created beautiful and perfect in every detail. The Self-evident charm every time you show up.
You made a special appearance and became your father's miracle on the day you were born.
by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
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