Spiritual-Master's definitions

Postmodern civil rights

Civil rights were formerly things like the right to life, liberty, and property

More recently things like the right not to be offended and the right to marry insects.

Annabelle is fighting for her "postmodern civil rights" she wishes to consummate her marriage to a dung beetle.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Political Movement

synonymous with Bowel Movement. The stink permeates society when politics enter every aspect of private life. Shit, that is really unpopular but no one is brave enough to flush it for good. Politically Activated morons.

I would love to flush the political movement down the toilet, but if I open my mouth I feel the taste may never go away.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

special appearance

What you make every time I see you through the eyes of my father. That which is created beautiful and perfect in every detail. The Self-evident charm every time you show up.

You made a special appearance and became your father's miracle on the day you were born.

by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021

Bodaya

The Cajun way of saying "Both of you"

1. I am talking to bodaya.

2. Bodaya go grab dat gator.

by Spiritual-Master December 9, 2021

Transparent Nightmare

1. when one feels they have no privacy to pursue the American dream because their American dream is to be exclusively private and void from the presumptions of having a right or privilege to a public opinion.
2. the feeling that everyone but you is controlled by public policy written for ZOMBIES, by ZOMBIES.

3. Being a naturally curious person and waking up in a world with no more secrets to discover.

4. A world in which having public opinions is mandatory, and seeking the truth is outlawed.

You cannot possibly know everything about me and in this transparent nightmare, you are not allowed to ask me questions. No interview for the job. No surveys, and no interrogation. My future plans have become the most intriguing plans on earth but The ZOMBIES do not care as they have lost all curiosity.

by Spiritual-Master January 20, 2022

Blackfoot redneck

A Native American of the Blackfoot tribe who keeps his hair short and wears only T-shirts with no collar.

Known to have worked on the Blackberry Plantation under the hot sun.

Their motto is "Never a lie, and never give up."

My collars are not blue nor are they white, just ask uncle Heck,
Walking in the lake of fire created a Blackfoot redneck.

by Spiritual-Master January 22, 2022

Competent Individual

The only politically oppressed minority group still being discriminated against by corporate America.

Equal opportunity is for morons, liars, and thieves only. Never hire a competent Individual because next to them you will appear stupid. These people should never be allowed a job interview.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022