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Private Bank account

Only those who own a private Bank can open this kind of account. Private banks do commercial business on paper only and do not tie assets to digital surveillance systems. There are no private online banks. Digital currency is all subject to the scrutiny of government regulators, private identity thieves, and scammers.

ALL DIGITAL CURRENCY IS SUBJECT TO BE SCRUTINIZED BY GOVERNMENTS. Bitcoin and all others included. You may hype it up and trade it among your friends all you want but you cannot eliminate the exchange rates that apply when cashing out or buying in.
My private Bank account is my freezer at home with a Bank balance of two gallons of frozen Blackberries having a net worth of whatever I may trade them for. Currently, Blackberry futures are still at $19.99 and holding steady. I am in this for the long run, and a Blackfoot redneck never gives up.
by Spiritual-Master January 30, 2022
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McKinney Penny

This term originated on the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation where the fine for trespass is a non-fungible Token on paper called Blackberry futures. These NFTs are purchased for $19.99 and the change received for a twenty-dollar bill is known as a McKinney Penny. The landlord touts that his penny is worth a twenty.
Henry: So Jeff I heard you were caught trespassing in Oklahoma by the Holy Okie. is it true?
Jeff: yes henry and I threw that McKinney Penny back in that leprechaun's face.
by Spiritual-Master January 26, 2022
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political refugee

Those innocents not subject to the doctrines and policies mandated for the federal level, public servants have taken private refugee status outside the authority of current political leaders. They are the political refugees and private gentiles.
I died and Jesus carried me to heaven where I ran into Tom Petty who said: "you don't have to live like a political refugee but my life was not over at the death of me." I still write songs spiritually inspired, years after the world said I retired. Rest in peace they say when you die and even after death retirement is a lie. Blessings, respect, and love to all from the inspirational spirits of the past.
by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
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Destiny's spear

Another spiritually inspired poem. Bud McKinney the Blackfoot redneck is the father of Christ Bob.
Bob=Body of Believer. Mercy for all those who accept my son.
Married to the truth and by my faith, I live.
You can take nothing from me that I wouldn't just give.
Your world began when you were birthed.
The good Book is for your life, not your death.
In the beginning, you were born. Innocent
Let there be light is a father's prayer that a newborn will have sight.
I give my word as my bond and handshake as the signature on that bond.
Jesus did not ask for water on the cross, and the Lord knew what he needed.
I am he who was dead but shall live forever,
My immortality can only be a son's spiritual endeavor.
God's instructions to the soldier, "END THE SUFFERING"
The spear is in the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation"
He is the one who can Unite this Nation.
“Destiny’s spear”
My treasure is a spiritual gift yet unclaimed.

My spirit slips through the keyhole in the closed-door just the same.

The voice In my heart comes with Cadence and timing,

without effort, my words start rhyming.

All this is coming off the top of my head,

there is a crown missing for a man who was dead.

I baptized my son in the Holy Okie spirit

and promised him someday the whole world would hear it.

He is a RAM with his horns entangled

wondering how his life got so mangled.

He does not complain and has no fear

because my spirit is always near.

My mother Mary taught him the Bible,

and our ancestry has always been Tribal.

When god's son said why has thou forsaken me,

God sent a soldier with the spear of destiny.

Yes, all these words are shot from the hip,

and destiny's spear has a broken tip.
by Spiritual-Master January 23, 2022
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Artistic Liar

A person with a bachelor's degree in political science has an honorary master's degree in the liberal art of the lie.
I never would have believed he would succeed in politics with a liberal arts degree, but I guess he was an artistic Liar.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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Oklahoma Blackberry Picker

My secret occupation or side hustle. I make $2 a gallon picking Blackberries on the plantation.
I named My guitar the Blackberry.
No corporate lawyer will ever be slicker than my father's only begotten Oklahoma Blackberry Picker.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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Thorny Crown

New kingdom term for the Blackberry brambles that a Ram caught his horns in. To be set free his horns were removed creating a polled Ram. Then he was sacrificed in the place of Isaac and his family.
My father-in-law Jr. Isaac and I removed the horns of that ram and freed him from his Thorny Crown of Blackberry vines and cooked it up for everyone to eat.
by Spiritual-Master January 23, 2022
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