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Res Judicata

1. legal term describing revolving door used to give the bum's rush out the courtroom to the poor people 2. Latin term means, "we made up our mind before you came in and this procedure covers our ass." 3. legal doctrine used to deny the poor people a full and fair hearing on the merits 4. legal tool used to create the illusion of due process.
The judge said, "I did not understand what due process meant."
The judge said: "due process was their right to process my fines due."
The court used a fancy Latin term called Res Judicata to justify disrespecting my right of due process.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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nostalgic memory

My personal Time machine allows me to go backward in time for the purpose of enjoying the good experiences of my past lived life.

Not to be confused with critical memory the time machine that searches out the bad experiences in hopes of finding someone to hold responsible.
I remember when sex was safe and hang gliding was dangerous but that is a wonderful nostalgic memory.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
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special appearance

What you make every time I see you through the eyes of my father. That which is created beautiful and perfect in every detail. The Self-evident charm every time you show up.
You made a special appearance and became your father's miracle on the day you were born.
by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
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Postmodern civil rights

Civil rights were formerly things like the right to life, liberty, and property

More recently things like the right not to be offended and the right to marry insects.
Annabelle is fighting for her "postmodern civil rights" she wishes to consummate her marriage to a dung beetle.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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IBUD day

Frank: Hey Bud, what are you buying your girlfriend for valentines day tomorrow?
Bud: Shut up frank I am Bud and will celebrate IBUD day this year instead of valentines day.

Frank: Thanks for the heads up Bud we may become Eskimo brothers soon. What kind of flowers and candy does she like?
by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
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Political Movement

synonymous with Bowel Movement. The stink permeates society when politics enter every aspect of private life. Shit, that is really unpopular but no one is brave enough to flush it for good. Politically Activated morons.
I would love to flush the political movement down the toilet, but if I open my mouth I feel the taste may never go away.
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
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fractional reserve banking

This is the banking system/process used to create the unlimited liability universe.

Basically creating credit and/or money by way of conjuring it into existence.

This provides a system where wealth and debt both
are not limited by anything but human imagination.
Fractional reserve banking will ensure that I live in a world of unlimited financial wealth and/or liability.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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