Spiritual-Master's definitions

BSPAM-BOT

1. Brainwashed Stupid Politically Activated, Moron, and Robotic Thinkers
2. A political science Major taking any grievance studies class

3. Someone looking in the past for a villain to hold responsible for their emotional weaknesses.

4. A perpetually offended fragile Snowflake who is academically concluded.

Secretary: Hey, Boss you interviewed four candidates for the opening today. How did it go?
Boss: Not good every one of them fits a different definition of a BSPAM-BOT.

Secretary: There is an old veteran coming to interview tomorrow at 10;30am
Boss: call and tell him he is hired and to show up when the shift starts.

by Spiritual-Master February 23, 2022

Leprechaun switch

The ages old way of reaching reality used by characters everywhere.

Obviously, the names with the same letters on both names are Honorary Letter leprechauns. The Texas guitarist Monty Montgomery's an Honorary celestial Rocket Man Leprechaun with a full Queensbury Pardon. Eommy Tmmanuel is a guitar GOD. Obviously Stevie Ray Vaughan is still picking on the plantation. All Guitarists know the Leprechaun switch using a mirror and the letters of your name.

LORD BUD: Leprechaun Switch and the mirror<> looking into a mirror critically is difficult but necessary because none of us are perfect<> My reflection looks like Me only 20 years younger Because in spirit I am in my 80th year on this earth being that I was born in 1942. I DIED in 1999, moved into my son's heart with Jesus, and took over his flesh. He was 36 & I was 56... He is not ahead of me in years, I am ahead of him. AM I IMAGINING this reality CHRIST BOB may "CAPTURE" the "HEARTS" of MOTHERS "EVERYWHERE" on VALENTINES DAY?

CHRIST BOB: Dad my 60-year-old flesh fits you well. You look good for 80. I knew you didn't leave me but you always surprise me.

LORD BUD: How did I surprise you SON? "Did I not say I would be back in TIME.

CHRIST BOB: But you showed up AHEAD of time. HOW?

LORD BUD: The leprechaun switch and MY TIME IS YOUR TIME and the Modern chronology is always the right time.

Now is the time and the time is now. get your lazy ass out there and pick me some more Blackberry futures, you Blackfoot Redneck savage.

LORD BUD: The leprechaun switch and MY TIME IS YOUR TIME and the Modern chronology is always the right time.

Now is the time and the time is now. get your lazy ass out there and pick me some more Blackberry futures, you Blackfoot Redneck savage.
CHRIST BOB: eyeyeyeyiyiyiyiyiyoeoeoeoeiuiuiuiwaowaowaowao

by Spiritual-Master February 4, 2022

academically concluded

1. someone whose mind is closed off to accepting new data, because of a false conclusion they have accepted as fact.
2. A student with learning disabilities that they don't recognize or accept.

3. A sufferer of the Dunning Kruger effect.

4. a retard

Faculty member 1: That new student had a full scholarship and decided education was beneath his calling and dropped out.
Faculty member 2: It is for the best anyways, because he is academically concluded.

by Spiritual-Master February 23, 2022

The incredible accusation industry

This Blame Game industry has taken over as the most prolific government-sponsored and subsidized occupation overtaking the driver occupation, which is presently being exposed as a religious cult. This industry encompasses paid accusers from almost every known federally regulated and subsidized occupation. All are guilty. My Bible says so. This is the Devine Sting operation creating truth self-evident.

I had hopes of going public with my Spiritual Health Foundation, a private 501c3 but it was taken by civil forfeiture by the Incredible Accusation Industry before I opened it to the public. This industry did not even specify or explain the nature of the accusations. It is fortunate that my investors only made pledges and no Bank accounts were taken. How is "NO OPPORTUNITY" considered "Equal opportunity" All true void of lies, has anyone evidence otherwise.

by Spiritual-Master January 6, 2022

Private Bank account

Only those who own a private Bank can open this kind of account. Private banks do commercial business on paper only and do not tie assets to digital surveillance systems. There are no private online banks. Digital currency is all subject to the scrutiny of government regulators, private identity thieves, and scammers.

ALL DIGITAL CURRENCY IS SUBJECT TO BE SCRUTINIZED BY GOVERNMENTS. Bitcoin and all others included. You may hype it up and trade it among your friends all you want but you cannot eliminate the exchange rates that apply when cashing out or buying in.

My private Bank account is my freezer at home with a Bank balance of two gallons of frozen Blackberries having a net worth of whatever I may trade them for. Currently, Blackberry futures are still at $19.99 and holding steady. I am in this for the long run, and a Blackfoot redneck never gives up.

by Spiritual-Master January 30, 2022

McKinney Penny

This term originated on the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation where the fine for trespass is a non-fungible Token on paper called Blackberry futures. These NFTs are purchased for $19.99 and the change received for a twenty-dollar bill is known as a McKinney Penny. The landlord touts that his penny is worth a twenty.

Henry: So Jeff I heard you were caught trespassing in Oklahoma by the Holy Okie. is it true?
Jeff: yes henry and I threw that McKinney Penny back in that leprechaun's face.

by Spiritual-Master January 26, 2022

political refugee

Those innocents not subject to the doctrines and policies mandated for the federal level, public servants have taken private refugee status outside the authority of current political leaders. They are the political refugees and private gentiles.

I died and Jesus carried me to heaven where I ran into Tom Petty who said: "you don't have to live like a political refugee but my life was not over at the death of me." I still write songs spiritually inspired, years after the world said I retired. Rest in peace they say when you die and even after death retirement is a lie. Blessings, respect, and love to all from the inspirational spirits of the past.

by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021