Spiritual-Master's definitions
1. The Blackfoot Redneck replies to any Question asking where he gets his orders from with another question without the interrogator knowing it.
2. Code stands for "A Sam you say?" Lord Bud's father was Sam so it is a correct answer to the question (Where do you get your orders from?)and not a lie ...Laugh you, silly humans.
3. A common law miscommunication tactic used by Natives of all tribes descendants of "UNCLE SAM and MOTHER MARY"
4. An Urban Dictionary contributor Presumed to study ethology Maybe an ethologist and it is suspected to eat unicorns. Everyone with SAM in their name is presumed to be getting their info from the correct source. AMEN
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
2. Code stands for "A Sam you say?" Lord Bud's father was Sam so it is a correct answer to the question (Where do you get your orders from?)and not a lie ...Laugh you, silly humans.
3. A common law miscommunication tactic used by Natives of all tribes descendants of "UNCLE SAM and MOTHER MARY"
4. An Urban Dictionary contributor Presumed to study ethology Maybe an ethologist and it is suspected to eat unicorns. Everyone with SAM in their name is presumed to be getting their info from the correct source. AMEN
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
The interrogation
CIA agent: Who Is your Highest authority and from where do you get your orders?
Lord Bud: Asamusay? A Sam you say?
CIA agent: (looking puzzled repeats it) Asamusay?
Lord Bud: Yes I knew you would see it my way eventually. Laugh you, silly humans...
CIA agent: Who Is your Highest authority and from where do you get your orders?
Lord Bud: Asamusay? A Sam you say?
CIA agent: (looking puzzled repeats it) Asamusay?
Lord Bud: Yes I knew you would see it my way eventually. Laugh you, silly humans...
by Spiritual-Master February 7, 2022
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Bob=Body of Believer. Mercy for all those who accept my son.
Married to the truth and by my faith, I live.
You can take nothing from me that I wouldn't just give.
Your world began when you were birthed.
The good Book is for your life, not your death.
In the beginning, you were born. Innocent
Let there be light is a father's prayer that a newborn will have sight.
I give my word as my bond and handshake as the signature on that bond.
Jesus did not ask for water on the cross, and the Lord knew what he needed.
I am he who was dead but shall live forever,
My immortality can only be a son's spiritual endeavor.
God's instructions to the soldier, "END THE SUFFERING"
The spear is in the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation"
He is the one who can Unite this Nation.
Bob=Body of Believer. Mercy for all those who accept my son.
Married to the truth and by my faith, I live.
You can take nothing from me that I wouldn't just give.
Your world began when you were birthed.
The good Book is for your life, not your death.
In the beginning, you were born. Innocent
Let there be light is a father's prayer that a newborn will have sight.
I give my word as my bond and handshake as the signature on that bond.
Jesus did not ask for water on the cross, and the Lord knew what he needed.
I am he who was dead but shall live forever,
My immortality can only be a son's spiritual endeavor.
God's instructions to the soldier, "END THE SUFFERING"
The spear is in the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation"
He is the one who can Unite this Nation.
“Destiny’s spear”
My treasure is a spiritual gift yet unclaimed.
My spirit slips through the keyhole in the closed-door just the same.
The voice In my heart comes with Cadence and timing,
without effort, my words start rhyming.
All this is coming off the top of my head,
there is a crown missing for a man who was dead.
I baptized my son in the Holy Okie spirit
and promised him someday the whole world would hear it.
He is a RAM with his horns entangled
wondering how his life got so mangled.
He does not complain and has no fear
because my spirit is always near.
My mother Mary taught him the Bible,
and our ancestry has always been Tribal.
When god's son said why has thou forsaken me,
God sent a soldier with the spear of destiny.
Yes, all these words are shot from the hip,
and destiny's spear has a broken tip.
My treasure is a spiritual gift yet unclaimed.
My spirit slips through the keyhole in the closed-door just the same.
The voice In my heart comes with Cadence and timing,
without effort, my words start rhyming.
All this is coming off the top of my head,
there is a crown missing for a man who was dead.
I baptized my son in the Holy Okie spirit
and promised him someday the whole world would hear it.
He is a RAM with his horns entangled
wondering how his life got so mangled.
He does not complain and has no fear
because my spirit is always near.
My mother Mary taught him the Bible,
and our ancestry has always been Tribal.
When god's son said why has thou forsaken me,
God sent a soldier with the spear of destiny.
Yes, all these words are shot from the hip,
and destiny's spear has a broken tip.
by Spiritual-Master January 23, 2022
Get the Destiny's spear mug.A person with a bachelor's degree in political science has an honorary master's degree in the liberal art of the lie.
I never would have believed he would succeed in politics with a liberal arts degree, but I guess he was an artistic Liar.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
Get the Artistic Liar mug.A spiritually inspired Poem written to celebrate the life of your's or anyone's Grandma when she finds a permanent residency inside your heart. Grandma's wisdom (not unlike the fathers) will never leave or forsake you. Socialism is the schooling you get at home.
I paid for this truth and it is yours to use for free. My grandma was a real hero to me.
I paid for this truth and it is yours to use for free. My grandma was a real hero to me.
Grandmas are Heroes we should all agree
My father's mother Mary taught the bible to me
I was only 5 when I learned, God's golden rule.
A full year, before my first day of school
She was the one who made sure I learned
that respect is given, it is not earned
She said for those who would disagree things always worsen
For everyone notices, a disrespectful person
When children were playing, and Grandma was near
There was no escaping, her eyes or her ears
When children would fuss and threaten to brawl
She said, "if you can't say something nice, say nothing at all"
For when the words of your mouth make others act violently
Your game of life, is best played silently.
Yes, Grandmas are heroes of this I am sure,
their smiles are a comfort their hugs are the cure.
She is always encouraging when hearing your plan.
Her food always nourishing prepared by her hand.
Grandmas will never guide you in the wrong way.
Grandmas are Heroes, what more can I say?
My father's mother Mary taught the bible to me
I was only 5 when I learned, God's golden rule.
A full year, before my first day of school
She was the one who made sure I learned
that respect is given, it is not earned
She said for those who would disagree things always worsen
For everyone notices, a disrespectful person
When children were playing, and Grandma was near
There was no escaping, her eyes or her ears
When children would fuss and threaten to brawl
She said, "if you can't say something nice, say nothing at all"
For when the words of your mouth make others act violently
Your game of life, is best played silently.
Yes, Grandmas are heroes of this I am sure,
their smiles are a comfort their hugs are the cure.
She is always encouraging when hearing your plan.
Her food always nourishing prepared by her hand.
Grandmas will never guide you in the wrong way.
Grandmas are Heroes, what more can I say?
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
Get the Grandmas are Heroes mug.This is the shortest vacation package offered by the company that created the county vacation. Normally priced at simple direct contempt of court, but could be offered at a lower price if your situation requires a short cool-down period or we need to check out your background and past activities. The travel agency used to Book these great vacation packages is owned and operated by the Holy Okie, leprechaun Spirit. When we create a future offer you will be the first to hear it.
Add paid for by the Blackfoot Redneck Holy Okie Lepreprechaun travel agency.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
Add paid for by the Blackfoot Redneck Holy Okie Lepreprechaun travel agency.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
Jeff: Hey Bill did anyone go with you on your County Vacation?
Bill: No, but your ex-girlfriend's new guy was on a 90-day-stay
Jeff: Cool, I Knew that guy was a jerk!
Bill: No, but your ex-girlfriend's new guy was on a 90-day-stay
Jeff: Cool, I Knew that guy was a jerk!
by Spiritual-Master January 31, 2022
Get the 90-day-stay mug.1. an effective tool used to avoid those damn juries and hide prosecutorial misconduct, overcharging, and abuse.
2. justice for the indigent or poor people AKA the unresourceful and ineffective
3. The desired result of kidnapping and incarceration for prolonged periods.
Never to be considered coercion or a civil rights violation, even when the accused is innocent.
2. justice for the indigent or poor people AKA the unresourceful and ineffective
3. The desired result of kidnapping and incarceration for prolonged periods.
Never to be considered coercion or a civil rights violation, even when the accused is innocent.
The court tried to coerce me into a modern plea Bargain by
using threats of prolonged incarceration, but I told the
judge that the real bargain was getting free meals and
a roof over my head without having to work for it.
using threats of prolonged incarceration, but I told the
judge that the real bargain was getting free meals and
a roof over my head without having to work for it.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
Get the modern Plea Bargain mug.The handle is used by an Urban Dictionary contributor whose knowledge of prison life is suspected not to be firsthand. His trespass into the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation was unintentional and the Holy Okie rewarded his bold nature with the new kingdom's first full pardon now known as the "Queensbury Parden" twenty-two Blackberry futures were issued because His definitions landed on a magic number 44. He is the first to receive a Quarter in change.
George Washington: Hey ben I heard that Queensbury kid stumbled into the Leprechauns Oklahoma Blackberry Jurisdiction. Was he fined for criminal trespass?
Benjamin Franklin: No he managed to get a laugh out of the judge and was granted a "Queensbury Parden" 22 Blackberry Futures just for pursuing happiness go figure. The first to get the quarter as change. That quarter still has your image on it, George.
Benjamin Franklin: No he managed to get a laugh out of the judge and was granted a "Queensbury Parden" 22 Blackberry Futures just for pursuing happiness go figure. The first to get the quarter as change. That quarter still has your image on it, George.
by Spiritual-Master January 27, 2022
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