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Bodaya

The Cajun way of saying "Both of you"
1. I am talking to bodaya.

2. Bodaya go grab dat gator.
by Spiritual-Master December 9, 2021
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Lord Bud

The God and natural creator of Christ Bob. AKA The Holy Okie, Blackfoot Redneck, Orwellian Totalitarian, Dead white slave-owning Tyrant. An intellectual Bully and spiritual debater. The "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation" Dictator. The Leprechaun spirit guiding the flesh of a Garden-Gnome.
Chuck: Hey Bob you know Lord Bud is selling these berries we are picking for more than the $2 he is paying us don't you?

Bob Christ: Yes Chuck, that's life as a slave on the Plantation. We are working for the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant. There is no escaping it.
by Spiritual-Master January 29, 2022
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cockerel's pipe dream

A rooster sitting on a doorknob in hopes of hatching a hardware store.
I should remove that doorknob on the chicken coop, and install a simple latch because that young rooster seems to have a cockerel's pipe dream.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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Postmodern Truth

Anything and everything that you believe. Your truth is what you say it is regardless of any evidence to the contrary. No laws have been written forbidding people from fooling themselves.
All mentally ill people are innocent of the charge of being a liar if they believe in Postmodern Truth.
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
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SPAQA

This is the modern response to those who still believe there is no such thing as a stupid question.

If there are no stupid questions then answer me this riddle:

"What would you call the questions that stupid people ask?"
Because "Stupid People Ask Questions Also."

SPAQA= "Stupid People Ask Questions Also."

There is no need to explain to the dipshits who say there are no stupid questions.

Just pronounce it as a word SPAQA
Unless they ask what SPAQA means.

Then you just give them a stupid look and say, "Duh, Stupid People Ask Questions Also."
Bill: Hey, Jeff, if you don't understand me just ask a question because there is no such thing as a stupid question.

Jeff: SPAQA
Bill: (looking puzzled) what?
Jeff: SPAQA
Bill: what the hell is SPAQA?
Jeff: I see you did not understand me and asked that question. Well, Duh, Stupid People Ask Questions Also.
by Spiritual-Master February 16, 2022
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Female prerogative

In the past was called the "woman's prerogative" Was the privilege or right to change her mind. Predominately used to seek divorce and upgrade her natural selection of a male partner without it being called a lack of commitment to her first choice. A woman can be trusted with a man's heart and gives this up as she knows romantic love is a myth without mutual commitment.
Bill: Hey Eric should I ask Karen out on a date?
Eric: Karen has created more Eskimo brothers than I can count and has not given up her Female Prerogative.
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
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Modern chronology

My personal time machine records current events more accurately than any other source on earth. When tested for accuracy my clock will always be right on time. presently the time is now and now is the time. Imagine you read this and ten seconds elapsed. It is not ten seconds after now, it is still now and your imagination has fooled you. Don't be the fool who questions the accuracy of my time machine.
Currently, my records of this event are accurate because I use my infallible personal time machine called Modern chronology to record it.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
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