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Blackberry futures are the Non-fungible Tokens issued on paper stamped with Winston McKinney foundation in spiritual health notary stamp representing One single gallon of blackberry futures used as payment for the fine of trespass onto The "Private Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation" The generalizing public owes the honorable Lord Bud 22 gallons per family equal to one gallon per year for the last 22 years. These fines are not "DEBTS" and cannot be paid with the standard fiat currency, because it is only for the payment of all debts public and private. Bring one gallon of fresh berries and you will be paid $2 this effectively freezing the value of one American dollar at 1/2 gallon of blackberries forever. I issue the NFT paper tokens for $19.99 for those people without access to a place to pick berries. I give the stamped token and your change of one single penny for your twenty and one year of your fines is paid. You may pay the entire twenty-two years of fines at once and save three pennies if you request 22 Blackberry futures NFT tokens I will give you a Quarter in change. What a wonderful plea bargain for denying the existence of Lord Bud's only begotten son Christ Bob.
Christ Bob: I ask forgiveness for all my trespasses as I have forgiven those who have trespassed against me.
Lord Bud: I do not forgive those who have denied your existence son and will collect the trespass fines for the rest of my day's on earth. Blackberry futures will become the Native standard for evaluating the American Dollar in my jurisdiction the "Private Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation." I pray in the name of Christ Jesus who hosts my spirit in your heart that this becomes a reality.
Lord Bud: I do not forgive those who have denied your existence son and will collect the trespass fines for the rest of my day's on earth. Blackberry futures will become the Native standard for evaluating the American Dollar in my jurisdiction the "Private Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation." I pray in the name of Christ Jesus who hosts my spirit in your heart that this becomes a reality.
by Spiritual-Master January 25, 2022
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"International break up day" will free up some money this year. On Valentine's day, I will reward myself with a Bass Boat, Harley, or Hooker. I deserve it because I am a financial genius. Long live IBUD day!
by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021
Get the international break up day mug.A new code for the shaman deity that has united the tribal nation-states of America. Also called The Great Spirit. As cultures collide some struggle while others secretly evolve and thrive through the generations. The Irish Godfather provided whimsical levity and humor for his children so they may accept Unicorns, Leprechauns, and Gnomes into the new storytelling traditions. The pursuit of happiness requires laughter and the Holy Okie is an Irish Choctaw Bud that grew from a seed the Choctaw planted during the Irish potato famine fourteen years after the trail of tears.
Jesus carried the Spirit of "Lord Bud" into my heart, and he became the content of my Character, He is the judge of all that I do. He found me guilty and gave me a life sentence as an indentured servant to him that created me. I am my father's crowning Glory and only the Holy Okie may tell my story.
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
Get the The Holy Okie mug.The most misdefined word in the urban dictionary. It is simply the "BLAME" Teaching responsibility is easy if you do not complicate it. Taking responsibility is taking the "BLAME". Jesus was not responsible for all of our mistakes and yet he took the BLAME. Stop treating this word as a good trait because it is only good for those predestined to be the "SCAPEGOAT" Responsibility is something we can only accept not force on others without evidence that they are guilty. If the boss notices something good has been done and wishes to know who did it. He/She would ask "who gets the CREDIT". It is only after mistakes are discovered that we ask "who is RESPONSIBLE"? I pray that the editors recognize the logic and truth in this definition and give it the "CREDIT" it deserves.
Responsibility should be avoided unless you know the risk and are willing to take the blame for failing. Opportunity hides inside this risk, for if you succeed you will get "CREDIT" for success and dodge the 'BLAME" for failure.
by Spiritual-Master January 7, 2022
Get the responsibility mug.1. modern myth
2. legally unsound principle
3. More of a privilege than a right
4. due to the value of Justice, every possible option of denial should
be considered so it never is dispensed casually, freely, or indiscriminately.
2. legally unsound principle
3. More of a privilege than a right
4. due to the value of Justice, every possible option of denial should
be considered so it never is dispensed casually, freely, or indiscriminately.
The judicial system's definition of postmodern justice has been changed to keep up with the ideas of progressives. Their idea is that Progress is not made by contented, and happy people.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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Nothing funny about this package but the name.
Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for the number is that of a man
Only I know my father's number I have his man card in my wallet, and his spirit in my heart.
I love all you editors at this makeshift newspeak dictionary for your discretion it is the better part of valor. We will laugh when it is over and this site shall become an American institution.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
Nothing funny about this package but the name.
Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for the number is that of a man
Only I know my father's number I have his man card in my wallet, and his spirit in my heart.
I love all you editors at this makeshift newspeak dictionary for your discretion it is the better part of valor. We will laugh when it is over and this site shall become an American institution.
Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
Lord Bud: FFPP is waiting for those who refuse to accept the truth. My son is my truth and my crowning glory only I may tell his story. (Testify)
by Spiritual-Master January 31, 2022
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when the store's shelves go empty we will see who believes in Jesus.
when the store's shelves go empty we will see who believes in Jesus.
Democratic mob rule governance always creates the Unlimited liability Universe where crisis dictates spending because a mob can always create a crisis.
by Spiritual-Master January 20, 2022
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