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Top-Secret high stakes live cash game created by the Holy Okie. Very exclusive game needing a secret passphrase to enter. I will declassify the rules so people can play it. Make your own passphrase, I cannot reveal mine because it is top-secret and universal. I pray in the name of Jesus Christ that this game becomes popular in Casinos World Wide. First, the deck must include two 8 of hearts. mark a joker as this card to create the 53 card deck. Stealth plays a part in changing the ranks of the poker hands as follows. High cards play normally. Pairs play normally unless someone is dealt suited pocket 8s. Beats aces when it is pair against pair. Plays in two-pair hands when the stealthy 8s are against aces up. This covers the power of the stealthy suited pair. The ranking of suits is needed because dealing with a six-card board allows the possibility of matching flushes and straight flushes. Hearts are high suit then Jewels then Clubs, and Spades are the lowest ranking suit. The sixth card is called the ocean card. The highest possible hand is 5 of a kind. Five (8s) beat all royal flushes no matter the suit. Should a casino implement this game I suggest a bad beat jackpot paying big to all losing royal flushes. Rare but possible now. And the hands rank like normal poker unless the previously mentioned situations occur. This published definition covers my patented rights should an online version be written. I only ask for free universal access to the site.
I hit the bad beat jackpot at the casino last night playing in the Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem tournament
by Spiritual-Master January 11, 2022
Get the Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem mug.My personal time machine records current events more accurately than any other source on earth. When tested for accuracy my clock will always be right on time. presently the time is now and now is the time. Imagine you read this and ten seconds elapsed. It is not ten seconds after now, it is still now and your imagination has fooled you. Don't be the fool who questions the accuracy of my time machine.
Currently, my records of this event are accurate because I use my infallible personal time machine called Modern chronology to record it.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
Get the Modern chronology mug.My personal Time machine allows me to go backward in time for the purpose of enjoying the good experiences of my past lived life.
Not to be confused with critical memory the time machine that searches out the bad experiences in hopes of finding someone to hold responsible.
Not to be confused with critical memory the time machine that searches out the bad experiences in hopes of finding someone to hold responsible.
I remember when sex was safe and hang gliding was dangerous but that is a wonderful nostalgic memory.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
Get the nostalgic memory mug.My disabled offline personal time machine once used to relive bad experiences with the sole purpose of finding the responsible person and punishing them instead of allowing God's karma to do it for me.
progressives have not disabled critical memory and still use it for vigilante social justice.
progressives have not disabled critical memory and still use it for vigilante social justice.
Personal inner tranquility was instant the moment I disabled my Critical memory and took it offline.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
Get the Critical memory mug.1. someone closed-minded and no longer accepting current scientific DATA.
2. someone academically concluded.
3. I Know everything syndrome.
2. someone academically concluded.
3. I Know everything syndrome.
"I once believed she was very intelligent until I listened to her speak at length, but her premise was very unscientific and she showed signs of suffering from I Know everything syndrome.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
Get the unscientific mug.This psychological self-assessment is the result of teaching that pride the deadly sin can copulate with self-esteem the evil twin and give birth to something good.
Looking in the mirror and finding nothing needs improvement because of a lacking ability to do "CRITICAL INTROSPECTION"
society as a whole believes that it takes a village to raise a child, but an intolerant, self-righteous, virtue signaling, Narcissistic village idiot is all the village has ever been able to raise up. we call them politically activated progressive social justice warriors. AKA domestic terrorist of the private population.
Looking in the mirror and finding nothing needs improvement because of a lacking ability to do "CRITICAL INTROSPECTION"
society as a whole believes that it takes a village to raise a child, but an intolerant, self-righteous, virtue signaling, Narcissistic village idiot is all the village has ever been able to raise up. we call them politically activated progressive social justice warriors. AKA domestic terrorist of the private population.
sycophantic introspection has produced another narcissistic village idiot, if only they had learned CRITICAL INTROSPECTION.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
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CRITICAL INTROSPECTION has made me understand what I need to improve about myself. As a result, others have become more tolerant of my presence.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
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