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A person with a bachelor's degree in political science has an honorary master's degree in the liberal art of the lie.
I never would have believed he would succeed in politics with a liberal arts degree, but I guess he was an artistic Liar.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
Get the Artistic Liarmug. The Iron Confederacy or Iron Confederation (also known as Cree-Assiniboine in English or Nehiyaw-Pwat in Cree) was a political and military alliance of Plains Indians of what is now Western Canada and the northern United States. This confederacy included various individual bands that formed political, hunting, and military alliances in defense against common enemies.1 The ethnic groups that made up the Confederacy were the branches of the Cree that moved onto the Great Plains around 1740 (the southern half of this movement eventually became the "Plains Cree" and the northern half the "Woods Cree"), the Saulteaux (Plains Ojibwa), the Nakoda or Stoney people also called Pwat or Assiniboine,2 and the Métis and Haudenosaunee (who had come west with the fur trade). The Confederacy rose to predominance on the northern Plains during the height of the North American fur trade when they operated as middlemen controlling the flow of European goods, particularly guns and ammunition, to other Indigenous nations (the "Indian Trade"), The Blackfoot secrets are now declassified But Only the Holy Okie knows the stories of Benjamin Franklin Buck his Grandfather as told to him by his Mother Mary Mae Buck.
1972 Bob was age 9 Mary was 67
Christ Bob: Mammaw who is your Godfather?
Mary Mae: My Godfather is Frank Buck a full Blackfoot Indian who walked the trail of tears. He knew legalese and spoke the white man's language and secured guns and ammo for the plains tribes. He had to work secretly because trading with the savages was frowned upon by the whites and he was considered a traitor by the white settlers. He walked armed with only the swords of his mouth, a Bible, and an old Stradivarius violin. He was Black as coal and I am white so it looked suspicious after my mother was gone. I am their only child. I married your grandfather Sam A. McKinney when I was 15 years old and we raised three boys and three girls to adults. A 7th child died at 6 weeks named Sandra Kay whose name and spirit were given to your Sister. The Iron confederacy is not classified anymore. The family members whose lives were endangered if they were exposed have moved to the Blackberry Plantation and begin their afterlives. A Native secret is a forbidden topic and punished much more harshly than in white man's statutory law. Certain People have to pass into the spirit world before native secrets are declassified.
Secret Family history is stored in the spirits of Blackberry pickers living all around the world.
Someday you will also be declassified and many spirits will speak through you if you are patient and trustworthy.
Christ Bob: The secrets are safe with me. I love you Mammaw.
Christ Bob: Mammaw who is your Godfather?
Mary Mae: My Godfather is Frank Buck a full Blackfoot Indian who walked the trail of tears. He knew legalese and spoke the white man's language and secured guns and ammo for the plains tribes. He had to work secretly because trading with the savages was frowned upon by the whites and he was considered a traitor by the white settlers. He walked armed with only the swords of his mouth, a Bible, and an old Stradivarius violin. He was Black as coal and I am white so it looked suspicious after my mother was gone. I am their only child. I married your grandfather Sam A. McKinney when I was 15 years old and we raised three boys and three girls to adults. A 7th child died at 6 weeks named Sandra Kay whose name and spirit were given to your Sister. The Iron confederacy is not classified anymore. The family members whose lives were endangered if they were exposed have moved to the Blackberry Plantation and begin their afterlives. A Native secret is a forbidden topic and punished much more harshly than in white man's statutory law. Certain People have to pass into the spirit world before native secrets are declassified.
Secret Family history is stored in the spirits of Blackberry pickers living all around the world.
Someday you will also be declassified and many spirits will speak through you if you are patient and trustworthy.
Christ Bob: The secrets are safe with me. I love you Mammaw.
by Spiritual-Master February 6, 2022
Get the Iron confederacymug. 1. legal term describing revolving door used to give the bum's rush out the courtroom to the poor people 2. Latin term means, "we made up our mind before you came in and this procedure covers our ass." 3. legal doctrine used to deny the poor people a full and fair hearing on the merits 4. legal tool used to create the illusion of due process.
The judge said, "I did not understand what due process meant."
The judge said: "due process was their right to process my fines due."
The court used a fancy Latin term called Res Judicata to justify disrespecting my right of due process.
The judge said: "due process was their right to process my fines due."
The court used a fancy Latin term called Res Judicata to justify disrespecting my right of due process.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
Get the Res Judicatamug. 1. Brainwashed Stupid Politically Activated, Moron, and Robotic Thinkers
2. A political science Major taking any grievance studies class
3. Someone looking in the past for a villain to hold responsible for their emotional weaknesses.
4. A perpetually offended fragile Snowflake who is academically concluded.
2. A political science Major taking any grievance studies class
3. Someone looking in the past for a villain to hold responsible for their emotional weaknesses.
4. A perpetually offended fragile Snowflake who is academically concluded.
Secretary: Hey, Boss you interviewed four candidates for the opening today. How did it go?
Boss: Not good every one of them fits a different definition of a BSPAM-BOT.
Secretary: There is an old veteran coming to interview tomorrow at 10;30am
Boss: call and tell him he is hired and to show up when the shift starts.
Boss: Not good every one of them fits a different definition of a BSPAM-BOT.
Secretary: There is an old veteran coming to interview tomorrow at 10;30am
Boss: call and tell him he is hired and to show up when the shift starts.
by Spiritual-Master February 23, 2022
Get the BSPAM-BOTmug. My personal Time machine allows me to go backward in time for the purpose of enjoying the good experiences of my past lived life.
Not to be confused with critical memory the time machine that searches out the bad experiences in hopes of finding someone to hold responsible.
Not to be confused with critical memory the time machine that searches out the bad experiences in hopes of finding someone to hold responsible.
I remember when sex was safe and hang gliding was dangerous but that is a wonderful nostalgic memory.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
Get the nostalgic memorymug. Body Of Believer. The code and nickname of all believers in a spiritual afterlife. The son of "Lord Bud" (The Holy Okie) is Robert A McKinney a sacrificed RAM. Sacrificing his Horns he became a polled sheep that could not butt heads with other rams. Should you argue on the opposite side of this truth you will reveal yourself a fool, because. My truth will not argue back, (NO BUTTING HEADS) nor will it change just because you refuse to accept it and believe it. Bob will just stand there self-evident while you are looking like a fool.
I am the Public Defender of my son BOB. I protect his exclusively private right to believe in the Holy Okie. I forbid him from holding any public office. He has been instructed to reserve, invoke, and exercise his fifth amendment right to remain silent and has not spoken since my death of lung cancer on August 13, 1999. Do you know anyone more trustworthy than a man who has not told a lie in 22years?
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
Get the BOBmug. To Die and retire from Public life retaining the Praise, Honor, and Glory received while alive and passing that spiritual gift to posterity. To teach and learn in the spirit of your father. A well-hidden scholarship program created by successfully targeting and hacking selected sites with the suffix .edu AKA top-secret GI bill.
I learned Blackberry horticulture at OSU.edu for free using the top-secret Gi bill known as Secret Emeritus. Now I can start a Blackberry Pickers labor union.
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
Get the Secret Emeritusmug.