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county vacation

Any prolonged stay in the jail of a county, parish, or commonwealth over 3 months and up to 2 years. These stays are evidence that free will does indeed exist. Exercising an excessive amount of free will could possibly allow you to gain free room and board at one of our little-known vacation hideaways. You could come to know all our wonderful staff who see to your every need and ensure you are treated with the respect befitting your accusations. As a free gift for taking this vacation, you might even leave with up to 18 months probation. Following God's will eliminates your eligibility for this fabulous offer. Terms and conditions apply. This offer is not void anywhere in the world.
Jeff: Hey Bill, I haven't seen you in a while, where have ya been?

Bill: county vacation
Jeff: What a Bummer man.
by Spiritual-Master January 31, 2022
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Epictetus

Epictetus, c. 50 – c. 135 AD) was a Greek stoic philosopher. He was born into slavery to a Roman master, gained his freedom only to be banished from Rome. Spending his remaining life in northwestern Greece. His teachings were written down and published by his pupil Arrian in his Discourses and Enchiridion. The Enchiridion of Epictetus is a short manual of Stoic ethical advice. Eschewing Metaphysics the branch of philosophy that studies the fundamental nature of reality, the first principles of being, identity and change, space and time, causality, necessity, and possibility. It includes questions about the nature of consciousness and the relationship between mind and matter, between substance and attribute, and between potentiality and actuality. The word "metaphysics" comes from two Greek words that, together, literally mean "after or behind or among the study of the natural".
Epictetus claimed, "It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.”

He also said: “Only the educated are free.”
by Spiritual-Master March 19, 2022
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Democratic Crime Reduction

The decriminalization of every known criminal activity, so that nothing is illegal. This also creates a lawless society. Nothing is illegal in a lawless society.
Only an act of God's will can save us from Democratic Crime Reduction. The best democrat is a dead one, and I died 22 years ago. Let us elect my Holy Okie Godfather "Lord Bud" A real spiritual voice of reason.
by Spiritual-Master January 7, 2022
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popular public opinion

The truth that is accepted by the general public as factual enough to attempt forcing it on the private population by way of calling it public policy.

This can also become company policy should a corporation decide to adopt it.

forcing the adoption of this also could be attempted by mandated administrative orders.

The generalized truth with no basis in fact.
A widely accepted theory
It has become popular public opinion that extreme measures be taken to ensure happiness and contentment be eliminated because the progressive view is that progress cannot be made by a happy and contented private populous. No laughing and joking allowed.
by Spiritual-Master February 3, 2022
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THOT-BRL-SHOLB

1. The Honorable Orwellian Totalitarian-Blackfoot Redneck leprechaun- spirited Holy Okie Lord Bud

2. The only dead white slave owner domiciled in Heavener Oklahoma.

3. Owner of the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation.

4. A Blackfoot Redneck Leprechaun stuck between a THOT and a SHOLB
He is THOT-BRL-SHOLB the "Spirited Holy Okie Lord Bud."
by Spiritual-Master February 23, 2022
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Artistic Liar

A person with a bachelor's degree in political science has an honorary master's degree in the liberal art of the lie.
I never would have believed he would succeed in politics with a liberal arts degree, but I guess he was an artistic Liar.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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individual person

The term is often mistakenly used to claim the status of a non-fictional living human being in an open court venue. The word individual and the word person both could actually be used to describe legal fiction.

For this reason, I am writing this definition at this public venue using a special appearance in rerum natura, ‘in the realm of actuality; in existence,’ (Black’s Law Dictionary, 6th edition) the opposite of being a fictitious person.

De rerum natura (Latin: de ˈre rʊn na ˈtu ra ; On the Nature of Things) is a first-century BC didactic poem by the Roman poet and philosopher Lucretius (c. 99 BC – c. 55 BC)
The universe described in the poem operates according to these physical principles, guided by Fortuna ("chance"),2 and not the divine intervention of the traditional Roman deities.
He argued that the deities (whose existence he did not deny) lived forevermore in the enjoyment of absolute peace—strangers to all the passions, desires, and fears, which affect humans—and totally indifferent to the world and its inhabitants, unmoved alike by their virtues and their crimes. This meant that humans had nothing to fear from them.
As an individual person, the content of my character is that of the Holy Okie Leprechaun Spirit, while in actuality that is only one of many characters that reside in my rerum natura.
by Spiritual-Master January 21, 2022
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