Spiritual-Master's definitions

Holy Detail

A detail is three men working towards a common goal. Another code for the trinity. Attention to detail would indicate triple checking everything. One man connected to his creator by the Holy Spirit is able to do the work of many selfish non-believing humans. Three men in the Spirit is greater than nine humans. This is true because nine selfish humans would never be able to agree on who was in charge and how the job should be done. They would just screw it up for lack of solid teamwork.

Stop worrying and have faith I sent a Holy Detail to complete the job.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

Democratic Crime Reduction

The decriminalization of every known criminal activity, so that nothing is illegal. This also creates a lawless society. Nothing is illegal in a lawless society.

Only an act of God's will can save us from Democratic Crime Reduction. The best democrat is a dead one, and I died 22 years ago. Let us elect my Holy Okie Godfather "Lord Bud" A real spiritual voice of reason.

by Spiritual-Master January 7, 2022

Believer of Bob

The top-secret hidden majority non-partisan political party declassified. Body of Believers is almost impossible to defeat.

I registered to vote as part of the Body of believer party because I am a believer of Bob.

by Spiritual-Master January 7, 2022

popular public opinion

The truth that is accepted by the general public as factual enough to attempt forcing it on the private population by way of calling it public policy.

This can also become company policy should a corporation decide to adopt it.

forcing the adoption of this also could be attempted by mandated administrative orders.

The generalized truth with no basis in fact.
A widely accepted theory

It has become popular public opinion that extreme measures be taken to ensure happiness and contentment be eliminated because the progressive view is that progress cannot be made by a happy and contented private populous. No laughing and joking allowed.

by Spiritual-Master February 3, 2022

county vacation

Any prolonged stay in the jail of a county, parish, or commonwealth over 3 months and up to 2 years. These stays are evidence that free will does indeed exist. Exercising an excessive amount of free will could possibly allow you to gain free room and board at one of our little-known vacation hideaways. You could come to know all our wonderful staff who see to your every need and ensure you are treated with the respect befitting your accusations. As a free gift for taking this vacation, you might even leave with up to 18 months probation. Following God's will eliminates your eligibility for this fabulous offer. Terms and conditions apply. This offer is not void anywhere in the world.

Jeff: Hey Bill, I haven't seen you in a while, where have ya been?

Bill: county vacation
Jeff: What a Bummer man.

by Spiritual-Master January 31, 2022

BSPAM-BOT

1. Brainwashed Stupid Politically Activated, Moron, and Robotic Thinkers
2. A political science Major taking any grievance studies class

3. Someone looking in the past for a villain to hold responsible for their emotional weaknesses.

4. A perpetually offended fragile Snowflake who is academically concluded.

Secretary: Hey, Boss you interviewed four candidates for the opening today. How did it go?
Boss: Not good every one of them fits a different definition of a BSPAM-BOT.

Secretary: There is an old veteran coming to interview tomorrow at 10;30am
Boss: call and tell him he is hired and to show up when the shift starts.

by Spiritual-Master February 23, 2022

nostalgic memory

My personal Time machine allows me to go backward in time for the purpose of enjoying the good experiences of my past lived life.

Not to be confused with critical memory the time machine that searches out the bad experiences in hopes of finding someone to hold responsible.

I remember when sex was safe and hang gliding was dangerous but that is a wonderful nostalgic memory.

by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022