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Democratic Crime Reduction

The decriminalization of every known criminal activity, so that nothing is illegal. This also creates a lawless society. Nothing is illegal in a lawless society.
Only an act of God's will can save us from Democratic Crime Reduction. The best democrat is a dead one, and I died 22 years ago. Let us elect my Holy Okie Godfather "Lord Bud" A real spiritual voice of reason.
by Spiritual-Master January 7, 2022
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county vacation

Any prolonged stay in the jail of a county, parish, or commonwealth over 3 months and up to 2 years. These stays are evidence that free will does indeed exist. Exercising an excessive amount of free will could possibly allow you to gain free room and board at one of our little-known vacation hideaways. You could come to know all our wonderful staff who see to your every need and ensure you are treated with the respect befitting your accusations. As a free gift for taking this vacation, you might even leave with up to 18 months probation. Following God's will eliminates your eligibility for this fabulous offer. Terms and conditions apply. This offer is not void anywhere in the world.
Jeff: Hey Bill, I haven't seen you in a while, where have ya been?

Bill: county vacation
Jeff: What a Bummer man.
by Spiritual-Master January 31, 2022
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popular public opinion

The truth that is accepted by the general public as factual enough to attempt forcing it on the private population by way of calling it public policy.

This can also become company policy should a corporation decide to adopt it.

forcing the adoption of this also could be attempted by mandated administrative orders.

The generalized truth with no basis in fact.
A widely accepted theory
It has become popular public opinion that extreme measures be taken to ensure happiness and contentment be eliminated because the progressive view is that progress cannot be made by a happy and contented private populous. No laughing and joking allowed.
by Spiritual-Master February 3, 2022
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Believer of Bob

The top-secret hidden majority non-partisan political party declassified. Body of Believers is almost impossible to defeat.
I registered to vote as part of the Body of believer party because I am a believer of Bob.
by Spiritual-Master January 7, 2022
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Oklahoma Blackberry Picker

My secret occupation or side hustle. I make $2 a gallon picking Blackberries on the plantation.
I named My guitar the Blackberry.
No corporate lawyer will ever be slicker than my father's only begotten Oklahoma Blackberry Picker.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
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elevens are up

When the two cords in the back of your neck look like an eleven because you have become too thin. meaning your time on earth is short. From the Mel Brooks classic movie "Life Stinks" for those of us old enough to remember the character Sailor's explanation. Later in the movie Sailors elevens were up.
Sailor: Pops ain't gonna be around long his elevens are up.
Pepto: What!!
Sailor: his elevens, look at the back of his neck see those two cords sticking up, they make like an eleven, once there up that's it he is a goner.
by Spiritual-Master January 17, 2022
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celestial navigator

Christ Bob is the celestial navigator created when two Virgo high school sweethearts a year apart in age consummated a Heavener marriage on the exact date of MAY 13,1962 and 9 months and one day later their miracle is birthed on st Valentines day February 14, 1963. One day late and 29 dollars short of a KING's ransom. Destined to become the Scapegoat for all mankind. A JFK replacement I delivered nine months before his assassination. A man whose first act was timed naturally unrehearsed and unedited at 11:11. and uploaded on January 12, 2022. intitled "Robert Service's poems United Ordinary Man and the Rolling Stone." The celestial navigator can circle the globe in seconds on google earth and talk with folks all over the globe in their own language but cannot put enough gas in his truck to go back to work in the real world. This digital matrix is a wonderous thing but for the lack of currency that can be readily transferred into petro fuel. Everyone has a voice in the digital matrix but only in the bubble of their individual platforms. Time for self doxing in hopes the rumble vid that is monetized will find many listeners. I am Harpo Mason @ Quora, Bud McKinney @ Bookface, Christ-Bob @ replay poker, Spirit-master @ Locals, Bud McKinney @ youtube, Bud McKinney @ SoundCloud, and Leprechaun @ the rumble. :sdʇʇɥ//rumble.com/vsji5l-robert-services-poems-united-ordinary-man-and-the-rolling-stone..HTML editor is your code name

Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.
LORD BUD: "Bob Christ is pure of heart, help give the celestial navigator a new start" In Jesus's name, I give you this duty. lend some network assistance to me. Open others' awareness so that they may stumble to the video we have at the rumble.
by Spiritual-Master February 1, 2022
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