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The handle is used by an Urban Dictionary contributor whose knowledge of prison life is suspected not to be firsthand. His trespass into the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation was unintentional and the Holy Okie rewarded his bold nature with the new kingdom's first full pardon now known as the "Queensbury Parden" twenty-two Blackberry futures were issued because His definitions landed on a magic number 44. He is the first to receive a Quarter in change.
George Washington: Hey ben I heard that Queensbury kid stumbled into the Leprechauns Oklahoma Blackberry Jurisdiction. Was he fined for criminal trespass?
Benjamin Franklin: No he managed to get a laugh out of the judge and was granted a "Queensbury Parden" 22 Blackberry Futures just for pursuing happiness go figure. The first to get the quarter as change. That quarter still has your image on it, George.
Benjamin Franklin: No he managed to get a laugh out of the judge and was granted a "Queensbury Parden" 22 Blackberry Futures just for pursuing happiness go figure. The first to get the quarter as change. That quarter still has your image on it, George.
by Spiritual-Master January 27, 2022
Get the queensbury kidmug. 1. thinking usually independent of and unaffected by objective reality 2. the process of using legal terms to alter, create or deny reality 3. process used to maintain or assist the status quo, power structure, and the resourceful and effective 4. a thought process commonly raised to the level of stupidity while maintaining the appearance of brilliance 5. sometimes called inverted intelligence.
The judge used his superior powers of Legal Analysis to determine my guilt despite knowing I was at the golf course with him at the time the crime was committed.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
Get the Legal Analysismug. This Legal domicile is occupied and ruled by the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant & Dead white slave owner known as The Holy Okie Blackfoot redneck Leprechaun Spirit the honorable "Lord Bud" The only known Blackberry picking slave to his spirit is his firstfruit the only begotten son Christ Bob who is paid $2 per day for picking one single gallon of berries. Fines for trespass onto this plantation are collected in Blackberry futures. "Lord Bud" is the originator of the "McKinny Penny" he touts that his penny is worth your twenty when giving change for the payment of trespass fines.
George Washington: Hey Thomas have you toured the state of Oklahoma?
Thomas Jefferson: Yes George I was charged with Criminal Trespass on the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation by a Blackfoot redneck Totalitarian Tyrant and forced to pay the fine in Blackberry futures.
Benjamin Franklin Buck: That tyrant is my grandson guys and his son Christ Bob is pure of heart.
Thomas Jefferson: Yes George I was charged with Criminal Trespass on the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation by a Blackfoot redneck Totalitarian Tyrant and forced to pay the fine in Blackberry futures.
Benjamin Franklin Buck: That tyrant is my grandson guys and his son Christ Bob is pure of heart.
by Spiritual-Master January 26, 2022
Get the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantationmug. 1. an effective tool used to avoid those damn juries and hide prosecutorial misconduct, overcharging, and abuse.
2. justice for the indigent or poor people AKA the unresourceful and ineffective
3. The desired result of kidnapping and incarceration for prolonged periods.
Never to be considered coercion or a civil rights violation, even when the accused is innocent.
2. justice for the indigent or poor people AKA the unresourceful and ineffective
3. The desired result of kidnapping and incarceration for prolonged periods.
Never to be considered coercion or a civil rights violation, even when the accused is innocent.
The court tried to coerce me into a modern plea Bargain by
using threats of prolonged incarceration, but I told the
judge that the real bargain was getting free meals and
a roof over my head without having to work for it.
using threats of prolonged incarceration, but I told the
judge that the real bargain was getting free meals and
a roof over my head without having to work for it.
by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021
Get the modern Plea Bargainmug. A Native American of the Blackfoot tribe who keeps his hair short and wears only T-shirts with no collar.
Known to have worked on the Blackberry Plantation under the hot sun.
Their motto is "Never a lie, and never give up."
Known to have worked on the Blackberry Plantation under the hot sun.
Their motto is "Never a lie, and never give up."
My collars are not blue nor are they white, just ask uncle Heck,
Walking in the lake of fire created a Blackfoot redneck.
Walking in the lake of fire created a Blackfoot redneck.
by Spiritual-Master January 22, 2022
Get the Blackfoot redneckmug. by Spiritual-Master December 9, 2021
Get the Bodayamug. The only politically oppressed minority group still being discriminated against by corporate America.
Equal opportunity is for morons, liars, and thieves only. Never hire a competent Individual because next to them you will appear stupid. These people should never be allowed a job interview.
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
Get the Competent Individualmug.