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baseball cards

What every little boy collects at one point.
Get Jared Weaver baseball cards now, cuz in 50 years they'll be worth a fortune!
by Spikesy July 17, 2006
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The team that has dominated in the new millenium. Vladimir Guerrero, Orlando Cabrera, Chone Figgins, Garrett Andersen, and new rookies such as Mike Napoli and the soon to be rookie of the year Jared Weaver.

Angel fans complain about the name but, c'mon... Los Angeles is the city of Angels! Having it in Anaheim makes no sence!
The Los Angeles Angels Of Anaheim should be renamed the Southern California Angels so everyone is happy.
by Spikesy July 22, 2006
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Hater

Someone who hates EVERYTHING without even knowing sometimes what the hell it is. Most of these things include music, sports, and labels. Most of these people, often have not relized that hate brings nothing but pain.

Hate dosn't give anything, just illusional self-confidence to the hater. It breaks down our society to mindlessly hating something without an opinion of there own because everyone else hates it. It's stupid and should not be done. If you DISLIKE something, that is different, Because that is an opinion, but if you dislike something without knowing shit about it, then your a HATER!
In my life, I've had a Hater hate on Insane Clown Posse, without knowing it was a music group, NBA, without knowing it was a basketball, and goths, thinking that they dress scary to scare people.
by Spikesy July 8, 2006
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College Football

Form of football. Very exciting with diehard fans and intence rivalries, But all in all, inferior to the NFL. Because for one: NFL players are improved college players, college players are college players. And #2: only about 30 teams in College Football are Decent, while the other 80 are crap.

Anyway, it's still a very good league to watch
Go Trojans! College Football Champions 2003 and 2004!
by Spikesy July 9, 2006
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Tech N9ne

Unbelievable juggalo artist from Kansas City. Never on the radio or MTV and does tours with ICP, Eminem, Twiztid, Esham, Anybody Killa, Three 6 Mafia, Bone Thugs 'n Harmony, etc. Amazing speed with slow beats, dark lyrics, and very strange subject matter. Infact, is on the record label, "Strange Music"
"The killa clowns in yo town raisin all hell"

Let's just hope Tech N9ne never goes mainstream...
by Spikesy July 17, 2006
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Sports

Something that tests your mind, body, and instincs, also the most exciting thing to ever be on TV.

Obviosly, anyone who calls sports stupid is obviously retarded. And hey, if you dont have athletic ability and if your not smart, what do you have? Can any fatass loser read a zone defence buy finding irreguler form defences, and making audibles to counteract them? Exactly, sports contain being very athletic AND smart.
Sports promotes being HEALTHY AND FIT. What an appsolute waist of time! Who would possibly want to be HEALTHY AND FIT? And who on earth would want to watch the most entertaining thing in history anyway? Anyone who go's to a game or watches it on TV is a complete MORON!

Riiiight...
by Spikesy July 2, 2006
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Rugby

A game played by a bunch of euro-trash 200 lb. men who ware really short pants, and is watched by a bunch of rich euro-trash men who think Rugby is better than Football because in football you have pads. Honestly, who could not LIVE through ONE GAME, without pads in football. I mean, a game lasts 4 hours and you get tackled every play. There is one term in football called a sack, where a 400 lb. Defensive End (Who can bench press 200-350 lb.) will tackle the querterback. The QB is 175-225 FUCKIN POUNDS! Now let me tell you, a hard enough hit could very well paralyze him for life (And it's happened before. Just like when Oakland Raider's Safety Jack Tatum tackled a New England Wide Reciever to paralize him for life in the 80's.)

Misconceptions about Football:
1. There usually are no substitutions unless you have a very big lead, becuase the coach dosn't want his players to get severely injured

2. You only get 3 timeouts a half, I mean they are hardly noticible

3. The men in football arn't fat, just very muscular, in both there arms in legs

4. It's not homosexual, just like Rugby's not homosexual.

Things that suck about Rugby:
1. It's called a man's sport but is played by women and people in wheelchairs.

2. It's watched by upper-class Euro-trash

3. All of it's fans say it's better than Football but have never seen football game in there life (Unless they live in Germany)

4. It dosn't require nearly enough strategy as football

5. They were very short pants

6. It's a wannabe version of football

7. It's boring compared to Football, Basketball, Baseball, and even SOCCER!

8. SOCCER is better than this game!
Yeah football players were pads and helmets, but for one the helmets look cool as fuck and keep both your head from cracking and from 400 lb. men from snapping your neck, and the pads prevent people from giving you bruises all over your body.

And Yeah, Rugby dosn't have pads or helmets, but you have to take into account Rugby players arn't that big and a Linebacker or Defensive end in football can be 2x the size of a rugby player, and a defensive end and linebacker both have to tackle men who are half there size. I mean, if American Football didn't have padding everyone on the offense would be dead at the end of the game, as these guys can lift up 300 lb. and can run 40 yards in 4 seconds. Now when you have a 400 lb. guy who can lift 300 lb. and is running 10 yards a second and he's comming right after you that will cause you to be paralyzed every single time, pads or not.

All in all, Rugby is for a bunch of rich 200 lb. pussies who argue that it is better and more hard hitting even though football players are twize there size and can run much faster then them. It's a boring sport that's fans are obviously are all idiots and wastes of life because they talk shit about a sport they no nothing about and should just shut there Euro-Trash mouths!

P.S. I know I'm getting a thumbs down for this
by Spikesy May 27, 2006
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