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The most unlucky team in the NFL. Best team in the league today, probly the best offence in history, very good defence, but can't get past the playoffs. But should do good in '06, having getting rid of the biggest choker on earth (Vanderjagt) and getting a slightly less accurate kicker, but still makes the important kick.
In '03 Harrison and Wayne choked
In '04 Manning Choked
In '05 Vanderjagt choked
In '06 We'll have to see!
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In '04 Manning Choked
In '05 Vanderjagt choked
In '06 We'll have to see!
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by Spikesy July 17, 2006
Get the indianapolis colts mug.1) The sport that, in America, is played by women, children, and homosexuals (Which exsplains why are womens team is 10x better then our mens team) Therfour, In America, it is considered a fag sport.
2) Boring sport. The field is huge. Why does this make it boring? It's so huge that 85% of the time, there not even in scoring distance, which meens 85% of the time isn't even worth watching. Quite honestly I don't find kicking a ball back and forth again and again until they finaly get a chance to score (And theres an 5% chance that they actually will score) The goals are a gimick, and the ONLY thing entertaining in this sport ('Cept maybe a really good dive by a goalkeeper)
3) It was invented by women let women play it! It's wasn't even considered a mans sport until a few years after it was invented
4) The only way to get an injury is to fake an injury. The only thing in soccer I would imagine hurting is getting hit in the face with an elbow (I.E. World Cup 2006, when McBride got clobbered)
5) It's only 90 minutes, while an American football game is 4 hours, Therfour to play Football you have to have more stamina than in soccer.
6) Keep in mind that America plays Soccer and most of Europe dosn't play American Football. Who has a right to judge those sports, the Country that plays both or the country that plays only one?
7) What's the deal with the short-shorts and knee-high socks anyway?
8) If Football as known around the world, IT would be the most popular sport.
9) Do you know why America dosn't like soccer? Because Americans have 4 other sports to watch and play that are ten times better than soccer. Soccer is boring, America knows this because we've played it coutless times, and if it wasn't for the World cup and a 'need" to be in it we could quite playing it. Soccer is a boring game of luck, witch compared to other american sports, very easy to play.
2) Boring sport. The field is huge. Why does this make it boring? It's so huge that 85% of the time, there not even in scoring distance, which meens 85% of the time isn't even worth watching. Quite honestly I don't find kicking a ball back and forth again and again until they finaly get a chance to score (And theres an 5% chance that they actually will score) The goals are a gimick, and the ONLY thing entertaining in this sport ('Cept maybe a really good dive by a goalkeeper)
3) It was invented by women let women play it! It's wasn't even considered a mans sport until a few years after it was invented
4) The only way to get an injury is to fake an injury. The only thing in soccer I would imagine hurting is getting hit in the face with an elbow (I.E. World Cup 2006, when McBride got clobbered)
5) It's only 90 minutes, while an American football game is 4 hours, Therfour to play Football you have to have more stamina than in soccer.
6) Keep in mind that America plays Soccer and most of Europe dosn't play American Football. Who has a right to judge those sports, the Country that plays both or the country that plays only one?
7) What's the deal with the short-shorts and knee-high socks anyway?
8) If Football as known around the world, IT would be the most popular sport.
9) Do you know why America dosn't like soccer? Because Americans have 4 other sports to watch and play that are ten times better than soccer. Soccer is boring, America knows this because we've played it coutless times, and if it wasn't for the World cup and a 'need" to be in it we could quite playing it. Soccer is a boring game of luck, witch compared to other american sports, very easy to play.
American: Don't you relize that soccer is a game of luck and being in the right place at the right time? Don't you relize that the goals are a gimick to make this awfull sport popular? Don't you relize how boring this sport is?
European: Soccer isn't boring because it's pretty much the best sport that we have. If we had any other American sport than soccer wouldn't be as popular because American Sports are better than European sports.
American: Dosn't that make you ignorant to possibly say that soccer is better than every other American sport when you don't even know any other American sports and judge them on your hatred for America?
European: Yeah, but Soccer is better than football
American: But you havn't even played football
European: Yeah, but... your an American fag...
European: Soccer isn't boring because it's pretty much the best sport that we have. If we had any other American sport than soccer wouldn't be as popular because American Sports are better than European sports.
American: Dosn't that make you ignorant to possibly say that soccer is better than every other American sport when you don't even know any other American sports and judge them on your hatred for America?
European: Yeah, but Soccer is better than football
American: But you havn't even played football
European: Yeah, but... your an American fag...
by Spikesy July 22, 2006
Get the Soccer mug.Unfunny show. The creaters make it seem funny by adding a very loud laughs in it, as in a typical modern sitcom. The only charecter that can be remotley funny is Eric, and they got rid of him so there really is no reason to watch this show at all now. And my god it can get melodramatic, what the fuck is this a soap opera? OMG, Hyde got back with Jackie, OMG Jackie's going out with Fex, OMG Jackie is with Kelso now, looks like Jackie is a whore.
Fez: I'm taking a break from girls for a while
*Laughter* HAR HAR HAR HAR
Randy: I knew it, your gay!
HAR HAR HAR HAR
Randy: I guess I owe Ms. Foreman some money!
HAR HAR HAR HAR
Red: I'm going to kick all your asses, you dumbasses
HAR HAR HAR HAR
Me: This is NOT FUNNY
Fanboy: Oh noez, dis is funny man, fez is soo hott, lolz. That '70s Show best sitcom ever lolz
*Laughter* HAR HAR HAR HAR
Randy: I knew it, your gay!
HAR HAR HAR HAR
Randy: I guess I owe Ms. Foreman some money!
HAR HAR HAR HAR
Red: I'm going to kick all your asses, you dumbasses
HAR HAR HAR HAR
Me: This is NOT FUNNY
Fanboy: Oh noez, dis is funny man, fez is soo hott, lolz. That '70s Show best sitcom ever lolz
by Spikesy July 30, 2006
Get the That '70s Show mug.1/4 of the game of football. For one, in Football you can forword pass, in Rugby you run, and you flip it to other players. You don't need to be smart in Rugby, because there is no strategy. The whole game is a group of players taking a ball and trying to run with it into an endzone. How is that fun, anyway? I have seen several Rugby games (Mostly at the ESPN Zone in Anaheim) and I honestly have no idea what the hell is so great about it.
Tackling in Rugby is latching onto another player and getting them to the ground. In American football tackling is running as fast as you can and delivering a blow to the gut. Other tackles include the helmit to chin move, Where The only thing stopping the person teach from going into there gums is a mouth guard.
Becasue there is no strategy, there are no breaks, and as a result it is very fast paced. Maybe in Europe is is a good thing, around here we don't care less about how many commercials there are. Commercails just make the game longer anyway.
Most people from europe say it's better than American Football. Most people from europe also do not have American Football.
Rugby for girls? Are you retarded? Pads make the game HARDER AND MORE HARD HITTING!! Seriesly, who the fuck said football is for pussys!? HAVE YOU SEEN A GAME OF FOOTBALL!? Pads add about 15 pounds (8 KG I think) and shoulder and leg pads make a hit hurt ten times worse, and a helmit is made of METAL. Do you know how much it hurts to get a huge ass piece of metal hitting right at your gut?? Obviously, anyone saying that is retarded and shouldn't be aloud to live.
Tackling in Rugby is latching onto another player and getting them to the ground. In American football tackling is running as fast as you can and delivering a blow to the gut. Other tackles include the helmit to chin move, Where The only thing stopping the person teach from going into there gums is a mouth guard.
Becasue there is no strategy, there are no breaks, and as a result it is very fast paced. Maybe in Europe is is a good thing, around here we don't care less about how many commercials there are. Commercails just make the game longer anyway.
Most people from europe say it's better than American Football. Most people from europe also do not have American Football.
Rugby for girls? Are you retarded? Pads make the game HARDER AND MORE HARD HITTING!! Seriesly, who the fuck said football is for pussys!? HAVE YOU SEEN A GAME OF FOOTBALL!? Pads add about 15 pounds (8 KG I think) and shoulder and leg pads make a hit hurt ten times worse, and a helmit is made of METAL. Do you know how much it hurts to get a huge ass piece of metal hitting right at your gut?? Obviously, anyone saying that is retarded and shouldn't be aloud to live.
I've watched American Football and Rugby, and American Football is better. Maybe if you've watched both you'd agree.
by Spikesy July 19, 2006
Get the Rugby mug.The next Dan Marino. Can deliver the deepball without much effort. Can complete short passes with just the right speed so that it's easy to catch but hard to intercept. According the the pro-bowl Querterback challenge, Is the most accurate QB in the league right next to Matt Hasselback. Has set 14 total NFL records and 33 NCAA school records. Never has done drugs. Is the Tennessee Volenteer's all-time leading passer. Has a SEC Record in wins as a starter. Set the NCAA all-time record for interception percentage. Had a 3.61 GPA. Despite all this, never won the Heisman trophy (WTF's up with that!?), set the record for QB rating and touchdown mark with a rating of 121.1 and 49 touchdowns.
So in conclusian, in about 8 years or so, at the pase that Peyton Manning is going (4000 yard seasons 1999 to 2006) he will beat Dan Marino's record and be known as best querterback ever. Offensive line and WR's have nothing to do with it, because with a good querterback, even the crappiestWR's can become stars, and the offensive line is not even a factor for Peyton, because the 1997 Volenteer's O-Line was not very good at all and that was when he was just a kid, AND keep in mind that Peyton Manning was drafted to a team that was 5th in the AFC South, the absolute worst division in all of football
So in conclusian, in about 8 years or so, at the pase that Peyton Manning is going (4000 yard seasons 1999 to 2006) he will beat Dan Marino's record and be known as best querterback ever. Offensive line and WR's have nothing to do with it, because with a good querterback, even the crappiestWR's can become stars, and the offensive line is not even a factor for Peyton, because the 1997 Volenteer's O-Line was not very good at all and that was when he was just a kid, AND keep in mind that Peyton Manning was drafted to a team that was 5th in the AFC South, the absolute worst division in all of football
Peyton Manning does not choke in playoffs, his team does.
EX1: in the playoff game verses Tennessee, Marvin Harrison and Reggie Wayne both had many dropped passes throught the game cassing them to lose.
EX2: In 2005, Mike Vanderjagt missed a game-winning field goal verses pittsburg
EX3: In nearly all Patriots playoff games, the Colts won a playoff game before that, so if you don't lose in all playoff games your in, it's no longer CHOKING
EX1: in the playoff game verses Tennessee, Marvin Harrison and Reggie Wayne both had many dropped passes throught the game cassing them to lose.
EX2: In 2005, Mike Vanderjagt missed a game-winning field goal verses pittsburg
EX3: In nearly all Patriots playoff games, the Colts won a playoff game before that, so if you don't lose in all playoff games your in, it's no longer CHOKING
by Spikesy June 11, 2006
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Angel fans complain about the name but, c'mon... Los Angeles is the city of Angels! Having it in Anaheim makes no sence!
Angel fans complain about the name but, c'mon... Los Angeles is the city of Angels! Having it in Anaheim makes no sence!
The Los Angeles Angels Of Anaheim should be renamed the Southern California Angels so everyone is happy.
by Spikesy July 22, 2006
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