Spikesy's definitions
The most nonsence belief ever. It does not make any sence at all. People who follow this belief feel they are better than everone else, but think about, who sounds like a better person, a racist who goes around bothering black/latino people with racial slurs and thretining to kill them or the black/latino people who have done NOTHING to deserve it?
Racist: I am better than black people
Me: How are you better than black people?
Racist: Because they are from Africa
Me: How is someone better than someone else because of there decent?
Racist: Because there skin is black
Me: How is someone apperence make someone better than someone else? With the same belief you could say that everyone with a birth mark is a worse person than someone with no birth mark, or that people wiht hats are a better person than people with no hats.
Racist: Because I have low self-esteem and I need to use stereotypes and racism to rase my low self-esteem with fake self-esteem. I am a worthless piece of trash and does not deserve to be living. I am a horrible, horrible person, please kill me.
Me: Ok
Me: How are you better than black people?
Racist: Because they are from Africa
Me: How is someone better than someone else because of there decent?
Racist: Because there skin is black
Me: How is someone apperence make someone better than someone else? With the same belief you could say that everyone with a birth mark is a worse person than someone with no birth mark, or that people wiht hats are a better person than people with no hats.
Racist: Because I have low self-esteem and I need to use stereotypes and racism to rase my low self-esteem with fake self-esteem. I am a worthless piece of trash and does not deserve to be living. I am a horrible, horrible person, please kill me.
Me: Ok
by Spikesy March 22, 2007
Get the Racistmug. A very strategic, complicated, and hard sport to play, but is sure fun to watch.
Lately, not only does America play baseball, but so does Japan, Cuba, Dominican Republic, austraila, South Africa and other countrys compete in something called the World Baseball Classic, kinda like the World Cup only it is a lot more fun to watch.
Many people find baseball boring which is untrue. Baseball is about 10X better to watch if your watching your favorite team play, which is why many TV Stations are based on one baseball team and many baseball announcers are biased for there favorite team. If your not watching your favorite team, then yeah, baseball is boring as hell.
Lately, not only does America play baseball, but so does Japan, Cuba, Dominican Republic, austraila, South Africa and other countrys compete in something called the World Baseball Classic, kinda like the World Cup only it is a lot more fun to watch.
Many people find baseball boring which is untrue. Baseball is about 10X better to watch if your watching your favorite team play, which is why many TV Stations are based on one baseball team and many baseball announcers are biased for there favorite team. If your not watching your favorite team, then yeah, baseball is boring as hell.
European people can have they're soccer, cuz the Western Hemisphere, Asia, Australia, and South Africa are crazy over baseball not only making it America's pastime, but making it the world's pastime
by Spikesy June 1, 2006
Get the Baseballmug. #1 A show that's plot revolves around stupid, horrible charectors that are clueless about everything and anything, and make childish jokes about other people. There is hardly any story because the writers have focused the show on celebritys and charectors, just like Family Guy, Only Family Guy can get at least one retarded laugh out of you.
#2 The best show in television history
#2 The best show in television history
#1 (Milhouse of Sand and Fog, Season 17)
Marge: Maggie, that's not what you do with a hymn book! (sees Homer flossing his teeth with a Bible's bookmark) Homer!
Homer: What? I forgot to floss today.
#2 (The Shinning, Season 5)
Moe: All right, Homer, what'll it be?
Homer: Moe, give me a beer!
Moe: No. Not unless you kill your family.
Homer: Why would I want to kill my family?
Moe: Uhh... they'd be much happier as ghosts.
Homer: You don't look so happy.
Moe: Oh, I'm happy. I'm very happy! La, la, la, la, la, la, la! See? Now waste your family and I'll give you a beer!
^ The Simpsons
Marge: Maggie, that's not what you do with a hymn book! (sees Homer flossing his teeth with a Bible's bookmark) Homer!
Homer: What? I forgot to floss today.
#2 (The Shinning, Season 5)
Moe: All right, Homer, what'll it be?
Homer: Moe, give me a beer!
Moe: No. Not unless you kill your family.
Homer: Why would I want to kill my family?
Moe: Uhh... they'd be much happier as ghosts.
Homer: You don't look so happy.
Moe: Oh, I'm happy. I'm very happy! La, la, la, la, la, la, la! See? Now waste your family and I'll give you a beer!
^ The Simpsons
by Spikesy July 8, 2006
Get the The Simpsonsmug. Person #1: Do you watch the NBA?
Person #2: NBA? Thats full of black people why would I want to watch that?
Person #1: Actually, many NBA players are white, german, italien and even mexican
Person #2: Fuck you! It's full of black people! Shut up!
Person #2: NBA? Thats full of black people why would I want to watch that?
Person #1: Actually, many NBA players are white, german, italien and even mexican
Person #2: Fuck you! It's full of black people! Shut up!
by Spikesy July 5, 2006
Get the NBAmug. Best place in the world. Largest Army, best economy, 3rd most land mass, most diverse. We have Mountans, rivers, streams, city, towns, beaches, mexican people, canadien people, german people, Irish people, australien people, british people, etc. We've invented electricity, light bulbs, airplanes, automobiles, south park, the simpsons, family guy, the list goes on
And for the record, we may have had slaves, but Britian had zoos with africans in it.
And for the record, we may have had slaves, but Britian had zoos with africans in it.
by Spikesy July 9, 2006
Get the United Statesmug. Form of football. Very exciting with diehard fans and intence rivalries, But all in all, inferior to the NFL. Because for one: NFL players are improved college players, college players are college players. And #2: only about 30 teams in College Football are Decent, while the other 80 are crap.
Anyway, it's still a very good league to watch
Anyway, it's still a very good league to watch
by Spikesy July 9, 2006
Get the College Footballmug. a sport, that in the USA, nobody cares about. At all. Mostly because Americans have far better sports to watch, Like Football, Basketball, and Baseball. I have tremendous respect for hockey and it's players, and I watch every Duck's game I can, but to honestly compare it to Football, Basketball, or Baseball is just rediculous.
Canadien: Oh did you catch that Hockey game yesterday?
American: Hockey? They dont even have that on TV in America most of the time.
Canadien: WHAT!? NO HOCKEY!? HOW CAN YOU LIVE!?
American: Well, usually I like to watch Football, Basketball, or Baseball.
Canadien: HA! FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE GAY STEROID MONKEYS, BASKETBALL PLAYERS ARE PUSSYS AND BASEBALL IS THE FUCKIN MOST BORING AND GAY SPORT EVER!
American: Go watch some hockey fag
Canadien: Ok
American: Hockey? They dont even have that on TV in America most of the time.
Canadien: WHAT!? NO HOCKEY!? HOW CAN YOU LIVE!?
American: Well, usually I like to watch Football, Basketball, or Baseball.
Canadien: HA! FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE GAY STEROID MONKEYS, BASKETBALL PLAYERS ARE PUSSYS AND BASEBALL IS THE FUCKIN MOST BORING AND GAY SPORT EVER!
American: Go watch some hockey fag
Canadien: Ok
by Spikesy July 5, 2006
Get the Hockeymug.