Seinfeld

The funniest sitcom ever next to the Drew Carey Show. It has incredible acting making jokes that don't seem funny on paper are hilarious when Jerry, George (My favorite), Elaine, and Kramer
Jerry Seinfeld (pretending to be dark and mysterious): I don't care for laughter I feel it is just a pointless escape from the cold world we actually live in
Girsl: So what do you do?
Jerry Seinfeld: I'm a comedian
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indianapolis colts

The most unlucky team in the NFL. Best team in the league today, probly the best offence in history, very good defence, but can't get past the playoffs. But should do good in '06, having getting rid of the biggest choker on earth (Vanderjagt) and getting a slightly less accurate kicker, but still makes the important kick.
In '03 Harrison and Wayne choked
In '04 Manning Choked
In '05 Vanderjagt choked
In '06 We'll have to see!

indianapolis colts are a cool football team
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Super Bowl

The best damn day of the year. Probably the only day of the year when you can watch TV Four hours straight because you wont even want to get up during the kickass commercials.
There's nothing like gettin' some chips, some beer, and watching two of the NFL's best teams fight it out in a game that will be remembered throught history. It is a shame Seattle got so many bad calls in Super bowl XL, but it's still good.
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baseball cards

What every little boy collects at one point.
Get Jared Weaver baseball cards now, cuz in 50 years they'll be worth a fortune!
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ICP

HORRORCORE group consisting of Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope. Most hated music group in the world, and does not care. Because they arn't on the radio, MTV, or on television, haters of this group usually only hear about two songs, and we all know if you hear two songs of ICP, that means you can judge there music, Right?

A lot of the time though, when haters arn't hating of there music or Juggalos, they hate on the members. I've known people who don't know there names and only know them as the fat one and the wigger one. They call them retarded and such and claim that they have created a cult with there music. Claimeing that if you buy there records you will go to their heaven. Just like everything else, this is completely untrue. If they had a clue about what they were talking about, they'd know shangri'la is what juggalos want in the future for the world. No hate, no racism, nothing that ICP had to go through when they were two white boys in the ghetto of Detroit. They never claimed it is a place Juggalos go to after they die, that's just stupid. Also, haters talk about how juggalos take J's dream seriesly. That is completely retarded.

ICP's music has been described as "gay", "retarded",and "stupid". True, they do use violence and cuss words to draw attention to there music, but if you look at what there saying and not at the cuss words you would know its not all trash. Like in halls of illusians, it talks about how a drunk guy beats up his children and wife. Then J talks about how he'll fuck that guy up if he does it again. They can use all the cuss words if they want as long as they address the issue.

The whole basis of there albums is like a carnival entitie who has powers and such. The Great Milenko for one can show you all the wonders of how great the world can be, but first you have to look at the REAL world. So the music video for Halls of Illusians is a carnival ride where you see how it should be and what it really is. The Music Video for Bowling Balls is J in a basemant where he stores trophys of peoples heads, this was for Hells pitt and it basicly shows how the world is an evil place. After that they relised Shangri'la, showing that things are going to get better.

So anyway ICP = Great Band, and anywone who disagrees obviously don't know what there going for in there music, but that's ok.
Example of a haters comment:

"Pricks pricks pricks. A duo of two rednecks(IF HE HAD HEARED AN ICP SONG HE WOULD KNOW THAT IN THERE SONGS THEY ARE AGAINTS REDNECKS, RACISTS, AND STEAREOTYPES THAT YOU USE) tryin to rap, (RAP? OBVIOSLY NEVER HEARD MANY ICP SONGS) and wanting soooo much to be black yet they're white like me so they cover up their ugly faces with paint(AGAIN, OBVIOULSY NEVER HEARD MANY OF THERE SONGS, THEY NEVER, EVER COMPARE THEMSELFS, NOR SOUND LIKE ANYTHING ELSE THAT SOMEONE OF A DIFFERENT COLOR DID. THIS ISN'T EMINEM HERE). They also used to wrestlers (USED TO BE? THEY STILL ARE. OBVIOUSLY DOSN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ICP). I can honmestly say they are the worst music I've ever heard (HIS OPINION) that is sold as rap. ICP are gya (IMMATURE GAY JOKE), fucked up retards who should stick in metal where they belong and stay the fuck away from hip-hop (THEY DO STAY AWAY FROM HIP-HOP. IT'S HORRORCORE YOU IDIOT). These pricks alos shot to pDJ Tim westwood (...WHAT?). Oooh the big bad clowns have found daddy's gun...naughty clown (...WHAT!?)
DIE HORRIBLY (JUGGALOS TOO) (DIE HORRIBLY? YOUR WISHING DEATH ON PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE NOTHING TO YOU, AND A BAND THAT HAS MUSIC YOU DON'T LIKE? YOUR FUCKED UP)
Yours sincerley,
chief anti-fake"

So anyway, hate gets nothing but more hate. I don't care if you don't feel ICP's music and I don't care if you don't like juggalos, but hate dosn't get you shit but illusional self-esteem to the haters. And obviously, a hater would need it, right? Talking shit online? Exactly.
by Spikesy July 09, 2006
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Reggie Bush

#1 The greatest college player ever. Can turn into what looks like a 5 yard loss into a 20 yard gain, amazing field vision, crazy fast, amazing reciever, nobody executes a juke like him, amazing on special teams, can block like an offensive tackle, averaged 10 yards a carry at one point, breaks lots of tackles, can brake an 80 yard run just like that, the true meaning of the "All-Purpose back"

#2 The Future of the NFL
#1 Reggie Bush is like Ladainian Tomlinson, but LT didn't nearly have as good a college career as Reggie Bush

#2 USC is considered the best college team ever, Reggie Bush is the best player ever to attend USC, so what is stopping him from being the greatest NFL player ever?
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College Football

Form of football. Very exciting with diehard fans and intence rivalries, But all in all, inferior to the NFL. Because for one: NFL players are improved college players, college players are college players. And #2: only about 30 teams in College Football are Decent, while the other 80 are crap.

Anyway, it's still a very good league to watch
Go Trojans! College Football Champions 2003 and 2004!
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