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NBA

Despite what people think, a league NOT full of black people

So stop being racist.
Person #1: Do you watch the NBA?

Person #2: NBA? Thats full of black people why would I want to watch that?

Person #1: Actually, many NBA players are white, german, italien and even mexican

Person #2: Fuck you! It's full of black people! Shut up!
by Spikesy July 5, 2006
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United States

Best place in the world. Largest Army, best economy, 3rd most land mass, most diverse. We have Mountans, rivers, streams, city, towns, beaches, mexican people, canadien people, german people, Irish people, australien people, british people, etc. We've invented electricity, light bulbs, airplanes, automobiles, south park, the simpsons, family guy, the list goes on

And for the record, we may have had slaves, but Britian had zoos with africans in it.
by Spikesy July 9, 2006
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juggalo's paradize

The place were there is no hatred, racism, or stereotypes. When ICP were white boys in Detroit they were fucked on a daily basis. When they started making music as Insane Clown Posse you would imagine that they would have been ridiculedand and hated on, mostly by racism (Seeing how there early music was rap). But they went on with there lives and became very succesfull. So in ICP's music they talk about Shagri'la, a place were they don't have to go threw that shit again. If you truely want to know what it is, listen to Pass me By, it's on the Great Milenko by ICP
I'm mentally ill because I want to make the world a juggalo's paradize by removing all hatred, stereotypes, and racism

Riiiiiiiight....
by Spikesy July 20, 2006
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Arizona Cardinals

Soon to be Super Bowl Champions.

1. Super Bowl Winning Querterback is leading the team. If Uninjured, Kurt Warner can put up Peyton Manning numbers and win an MVP easily. If Kurt Warner is injured, Matt Lienart can come in and do very well.

2. The Cards have the best WR Core in the League. Anquian Boldin and Larry Fitzgerald were the 4th and 5th leading recievers in yards in 2005, and that was back when Kurt Warner was injured and they had Josh Mcown had to lead the team. Imagine what they could do if Kurt is uninjured on '06

3. That have the best kicker in the entire league. Neil Rackers was once on NFL Total access. From 40 yards away, he could hit the crossbars with ease, 6 TIMES. He set a record for FG's made and FG persentage last year.

4. They got Edgerrin James. The ONLY thing stopping them last year from having a perfect offence was a good RB, now they have it. The Edge could help out in blocking, catching, and most importantly running.

5. Picking up TE Leanard Pope and G Matui Latui easily makes a great O-Line.

6. According to ESPN, they have the 10th best defence in the league.

7. According to the 05 season, they have the 8th best defence in the league

8. They are playing in the Easiest Division in the League
The Arizona Cardinals could very well get to the superbowl if they can get there run game going and get better red-zone scoring, and considering their pickups in the off-season and the fact of injuries in 05, they could EASILY do VERY well in '06.
by Spikesy July 23, 2006
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Family Guy

The most poorly writtin show on TV. Everything on the show is stolen, from celebrity jokes to the charectors themselfs. The Family Guy writers couldn't write a joke on there own so they steal from pop culture. The storylines are stupid, ranging from Lois' long lost brother kills fat people and Peter travels to the south and becomes sherrif, and then moves back.

The whole series of Family Guy is constantly followed by fan boys. Often, they just watch family guy for a new catchphrase to use around school. Most of them are from Stewie (which is probably the unfunneist charector in the Show next to Brian)
The Simpsons
Homer: Head of the house, physically largest, stupid, entirely unaware of his own stupidity.
Marge: The voice of reason, opposite background from husband
Bart - tries to follow in father's footsteps
Lisa - social outcast

FAMILY GUY
Peter - Head of the house, physically largest, stupid, entirely unaware of his own stupidity.
Lois: The voice of reasonm, opposite background from husband
Chris - tries to follow in father's footsteps
Meg - social outcast

AMERICAN DAD
Stan - Head of the house, physically largest, stupid, entirely unaware of his own stupidity.
Francine - The voice of reasonm, opposite background from husband
Steve - tries to follow in father's footsteps
Hayley - social outcast
by Spikesy July 9, 2006
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call girl

What Las Vegas is full of. They usually put out all these cards with naked pictures of them and there phone numbers, then litter them all over Las Vegas, usually in phone booths.
Don't let your children go to Las Vegas unless you want them to see naked call girl cards.
by Spikesy July 20, 2006
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