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Horrible 13 dollar a gallon vodka that may cause blindness and /or psychosis. Prized by teenagers and college freshman alike.
I just drank a gallon of Grey Goose, and pissed out Crystal Palace. Some kid drank it, now he's blind. Sucker.
by SpikeDante May 7, 2007
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The very, very large women that shop in Hot Topic, presumably thinking gothic clothing and far too much eyeliner will accentuate their inner beauty, not their outer fatty.
"Do you hear that scraping sound like a forklift raking up against the side of a brick building?"
"Yeah man, must be a gothipotamus in a plaid miniskirt plowing her way to Hot Topic to buy the newest Fallout Boy t-shirt."
by SpikeDante May 7, 2007
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