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When a dude grabs his balls in each hand and stretches his scrotum up and out to the sides intending to replicate a bat stretching out its wings. The stretched out scrotum represents the wings and the head of the penis represents the head of the bat. Much like in nature, the bigger the wings the more impressive the Bat-Span! (Best results after a hot bath or hot-tubbing)
(Showing off to Girlfriend) Babe! Check out my Bat-Span!
by SpicyBry January 26, 2022
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When a man achieves orgasm whilst simultaneous vaginal penetration with his penis and anal penetration with his testicles.

It starts by the man taking a very hot bubble bath to help Elongate the scrotum. He then quickly achieves balls deep vaginal penetration with his penis (the Bob) and when nearing climax he reaches below to gingerly inserts his elongated scrotum (the Saget) into her anus. The confines of the position prevent any real thrusting to commence so the man just vibrates vigorously to induce ejaculation, thereby achieving a Full House Bob Saget style!
Buddy: Hey Homie guess wut!

Homie: What Buddy?
Buddy: Got me a Full House last night, Saget style!
by SpicyBry January 19, 2020
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Your 'Arnold' is your male 'soul mate' or perfect match as defined by a relative who thinks they know exactly what you want in a partner. When you finally find your Arnold, you'll live happily ever after!

Definition was provided by loving and eccentric Aunt who believes that Arnold Schwarzenegger is ever girls dream guy and cannot understand how anyone could want anything else.
Aunt Mary : "You know... you gotta put yourself out there girl!"

"You're gonna date some bad boys but eventually you're gonna find Your 'Arnold'!"
by SpicyBry January 27, 2022
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An assimilation of the words "Quiche" and "Queef" meaning Breakfast that tastes like Pussy or Pussy that tastes like Breakfast.
Person 1: Man... dis bitch taste like breakfast
Person 2: Yeh... She Queesh dawg
by SpicyBry January 19, 2020
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Resting Dick Angle or RDA is the angle of a persons penis when in the flaccid state.

RDA is measured by first getting an errection and using a ruler and a sharpie to draw a line straight down the top of the penis. Then in the flaccid state a protractor is layed on top of the penis, positioned straight out from the hips. If the line drawn on the penis is striaght out at the 90 degree and that individual has 0 degrees of RDA. RDA angles is negative degrees if it's to the left of 90 degrees and positive if to the right of 90 degrees
Dude: Bro what's your Resting Dick Angle at today?
Bro: It's a little to the left dude... My RDA is - 3 degrees today!
by SpicyBry January 20, 2020
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