Sphinctar's definitions

Stroking the Salami

To rub a piece of meat for a better taste

That butcher really knows how to stroke his salami

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

Jeans McJumpsuit

When your blue jeans go up past your shirt and come out as a collar.

Jeff sydor is gay

by Sphinctar March 17, 2004

Apologizing to the fat girl

To masturbate
see Putting on an orange coat
Making fun of the fat girl

Zach makes fun of the fat girl then apologizes to her multiple times a day.

by Sphinctar April 21, 2004

Playing Pocket Pool

To play pool in your pocket

He has a really small pool table in his pocket and he occasionally plays pool on it.

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

Banded

To draw a cigar band on a piece of paper

I banded his papers

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

Making fun of the fat girl

To masturbate
see Putting on an orange coat
Apologizing to the fat girl

Zach makes fun of the fat girl then apologizes to her multiple times a day.

by Sphinctar April 21, 2004

Putting on an orange coat

To masturbate

Before going hunting, Ryan likes to put on an orange coat for safety reasons.

by Sphinctar April 21, 2004