15 definitions by Speedog 2
by Speedog 2 December 24, 2010
Upon exiting the saucer, the alien commander declared "In order to save our civilization, we must schmeplicate with a male of your species. In exchange, we offer you this (Bud Light bottles)."
by Speedog 2 January 16, 2011
Phrase: sarcastic retort to any statement by another perceived as being uncognizantly absurd, erroneous or counterintuitive in regard to the person making the statement.
When Carli said: “I don’t need any help finding guys, I meet plenty where I work”, Jay responded “Yeah, and that's SO working for you.”
by Speedog 2 January 25, 2011
Noun: a Jägerbomb - a shot of Jägermeister dropped into a glass of Red Bull and immediately swallowed.
by Speedog 2 January 23, 2011
Acronym: person to person. Sexual contact between two or more persons without a barrier device, such as a condom.
by Speedog 2 January 2, 2011
Noun: a single bowl-sized portion of tobacco or marijuana, pinched or "crimped" with the thumb and forefinger from a larger quantity of same.
Peter and Paul were greatly disappointed with the crimplet from the bag of Purple Haze that George sold them.
by Speedog 2 December 16, 2010
Nickname: American columnist and broadcaster Monica Crowley, so-called because while espousing many conservative views and opinions in common with Ann Coulter, she tends to avoid making the kind of extremist polemic outbursts which have undermined Coulter's credibility as a journalist.
Publically, Monica Crowley is dismissive of the appellation "Ann Coulter Lite", but privately relishes the turf she has acquired as a result of the more favorable impression she has gained by comparison with the better-known conservative drama queen.
by Speedog 2 December 26, 2011