Speedo_spink's definitions

Chimney Snuffer

1. When a man soaks his penis with hard alcohol and lights it on fire, then his partner puts the fire out through oral sex.

My mouth hurts from the chimney snuffer I gave my boyfriend yesterday.

by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006

One Eyed Blender

1. (v) When a man does a backflip off the back of a boat and his crotch is shredded as he comes down onto the propeller.

1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.

Jimmy's going to have to get a wooden pirate cock after that one eyed blender he gave himself

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

Canadian Duckhorn

1. (v) The act of forcefully engaging in rapid anal sex so the penis forces air into the duck, then quickly pulling the duck off, turning it around and squeezing it so the escaping gas makes a frapping noise.

Sven made the loudest Canadian Duckhorn I have ever heard.

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

Tiajuana Tightrope

1. (v) When a man gives his partner a pink sock then grips the intestinal tube with his cock still inside and pulls backwards and then has another person jump onto the extended coil.

As Paco gave Consuela a pink sock, he pulled it out and let his friend Pablo do a tiajuana tightrope.

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

Scandinavian Stir Fry

1. (v) The act of skewering a pan fish with your penis and then having sex until the fish breaks apart.

2. (v) Using the body of a fish as a condom and then taking the broken fish parts and vaginal juice and frying it in a pan.

3. (v) When a man cuts off the tail of a fish and proceeds to insert his penis in the open back end, then dips the fish into a woman during intercourse.

I used 3 lake perch to give my girlfriend a Scandinavian Stir Fry yesterday.

by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006

Norse Invader

1. (v) When a man and woman are having sex in the wheelbarrow position in the front lawn or front porch, then as the man climaxes he grabs the woman's torso and charges at the front door smashing his partner through the door headfirst.

Olga has a pretty bad neck injury from the Norse Invader that Sven gave her last week.

by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006

furious masturbation

(n)The act of masturbating with great physical fury; masturbating with extreme or violent vigor. Sometimes abbreviated as furiousbait

Other forms: Furiously Masturbate, Furiously Masturbating

In fits of rage Johnny tended to blow of steam by using furious masturbation sometimes nearly chafing his dick off.

by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006