1 definition by Sparkayyyy
A person of small stature who is fiery tempered and enjoys engaging in the act of sexual intercourse or sex, as often as possible in a drunken manner (which is achieved through very few drinks, due to the small size) and with anyone willing, regardless of gender or sexuality. This is performed at any time in any place, from the kids' clothes section in Walmart to the back of a minivan. Prefers to listen to music by such producers as the Steel Panthers or songs like Animals by Nickelback while engaging in such activities.
as an adjective:
"That girl is such a Flanagan, she just walked over to that bum in the cargo van and jumped him right here in the Walmart parking lot! Amazing!"
or as an insult, grouped with other insults:
"YOU STUPID, MUFF-DIVING, COCKSUCKING FLANAGAN!"
or as a verb:
"Guys, I bet you $5 that I can get that chick down the street to Flanagan Jacob here. C'mon, $5. Anyone? She's not THAT ugly! C'mon! Don't be a pussy Jacob!"
"That girl is such a Flanagan, she just walked over to that bum in the cargo van and jumped him right here in the Walmart parking lot! Amazing!"
or as an insult, grouped with other insults:
"YOU STUPID, MUFF-DIVING, COCKSUCKING FLANAGAN!"
or as a verb:
"Guys, I bet you $5 that I can get that chick down the street to Flanagan Jacob here. C'mon, $5. Anyone? She's not THAT ugly! C'mon! Don't be a pussy Jacob!"
by Sparkayyyy October 30, 2009