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Chiefy is a CC vet in the world of runescape. After starting out in the hood, he quickly became an avid gambler, and he soon fell short to his needs. One day, while hanging out on the street corner, Chiefy was spotted getting p00ped on for money. This incident quickly went viral, and Chiefy was thrust into the public eye as a result.
Despite this humiliating moment, Chiefy didn't let it slow him down. He quickly discovered that he had a talent for rapping, and he began to focus more on his music career instead of his gambling habits. Over time, Chiefy became a successful rapper, building a fan base on runecape. You could often find queues miles long at the Lumbridge church most Sundays to watch him live.
However, even with the success he achieved in the rap world, Chiefy was still seen as a bit of a doormat by those around him. His deeply ingrained gambling habit continued to dog him, and he found himself on the losing end of bets more often than not. As a result, everyone joked about Chiefy, often treating him as if he were from Zezima cc.
Along the way, he even managed to get himself banned from the popular Sparc Mac discord channel after going public about the owner 'Sparc Mac' paying for his poop services. While some people see him as washed up and irrelevant, others continue to respect him for his talent and his tenacity when facing new kids in both the Discord and cc.
Despite this humiliating moment, Chiefy didn't let it slow him down. He quickly discovered that he had a talent for rapping, and he began to focus more on his music career instead of his gambling habits. Over time, Chiefy became a successful rapper, building a fan base on runecape. You could often find queues miles long at the Lumbridge church most Sundays to watch him live.
However, even with the success he achieved in the rap world, Chiefy was still seen as a bit of a doormat by those around him. His deeply ingrained gambling habit continued to dog him, and he found himself on the losing end of bets more often than not. As a result, everyone joked about Chiefy, often treating him as if he were from Zezima cc.
Along the way, he even managed to get himself banned from the popular Sparc Mac discord channel after going public about the owner 'Sparc Mac' paying for his poop services. While some people see him as washed up and irrelevant, others continue to respect him for his talent and his tenacity when facing new kids in both the Discord and cc.
by Sparc Mac Community July 3, 2023
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by Sparc Mac Community July 18, 2023
Get the Enslaved Rat mug.Spluge is a unique Runescape player, known for his unconventional lifestyle and habits. Outside of the online world, Spluge operated a train by day, and got a train ran on him by night. However, Spluge had a darker side that he wasn't proud of. He suffered from alcoholism and would often be seen drunk in discord, and begging for GP at the Grand Exchange. Some players avoided him because of his erratic behavior, but others sympathized with him and tried to help him overcome his addiction.
Spluge also had a habit of simping for popular Twitch streamers who played Runescape. He would donate large sums of money to them, follow them around in-game, and shower them with compliments and attention. Some players found this behavior creepy and obsessive, but Spluge saw it as a way of supporting content creators that he admired.
Despite his quirks, Spluge was respected in the Sparc Mac community, a group of players who were fellow virgins and basement dwellers. However, in the Zezima CC, Spluge was seen as a doormat. He was constantly bullied, mocked, and scammed, and would often retaliate with empty threats or passive-aggressive remarks. Spluge's Runescape journey is a mix of highs and lows, and we only hope that he one day escapes from Shanes basement where he's forcibly kept in handcuffs.
Spluge also had a habit of simping for popular Twitch streamers who played Runescape. He would donate large sums of money to them, follow them around in-game, and shower them with compliments and attention. Some players found this behavior creepy and obsessive, but Spluge saw it as a way of supporting content creators that he admired.
Despite his quirks, Spluge was respected in the Sparc Mac community, a group of players who were fellow virgins and basement dwellers. However, in the Zezima CC, Spluge was seen as a doormat. He was constantly bullied, mocked, and scammed, and would often retaliate with empty threats or passive-aggressive remarks. Spluge's Runescape journey is a mix of highs and lows, and we only hope that he one day escapes from Shanes basement where he's forcibly kept in handcuffs.
by Sparc Mac Community September 6, 2023
Get the Spluge mug.Perk is a man who spends most of his time online being bullied. He is mostly known as a soy boy liberal online, and has a tendency to cry about people hurting his feelings. He is often seen as weak and pathetic by others in the online community. Despite his emotional tendencies, Perk continuously returns to the community despite announcing that he will never return. This constant back and forth has made him a laughing stock among other players.
Perk has also gained a reputation for financially supporting other players who ignore him. This is seen as a desperate attempt to gain attention and affection from others since he lacks attention outside of the online community. However, Perk is not just someone who seeks attention. He also spends a considerable amount of time online looking for conflict with others. He enjoys arguing with people and starting drama, which has lead to many conflicts online.
Overall, Perk is a man who is unhappy with his life and seeks to fill the void with attention from others online. His constant crying and needy behavior has made him a figure of ridicule among other players. We one day hope that Okay Butt won't live rent free in his head.
Perk has also gained a reputation for financially supporting other players who ignore him. This is seen as a desperate attempt to gain attention and affection from others since he lacks attention outside of the online community. However, Perk is not just someone who seeks attention. He also spends a considerable amount of time online looking for conflict with others. He enjoys arguing with people and starting drama, which has lead to many conflicts online.
Overall, Perk is a man who is unhappy with his life and seeks to fill the void with attention from others online. His constant crying and needy behavior has made him a figure of ridicule among other players. We one day hope that Okay Butt won't live rent free in his head.
by Sparc Mac Community September 10, 2023
Get the Perk mug.Lifeliners, or Lifeloser as he was known by most, was a simple man with a simple job. He worked as a toilet cleaner in the army and had been doing it for years. It wasn't the best job in the world, but it paid the bills and kept him busy. To Life, there was nothing better than the army, and doing what he was told by his superior Protobaggins. He was completely devoted to it, and his whole personality was shaped around it. He often wore army clothes off duty, and would seek validation from strangers irl and online.
Life's outlook was not all about the army though. He was married, and would often post about his personal life online which surprised most. He shared details about his family, and even posted pictures of them. However, things took a turn for the worse when Life was doxxed. His personal information was shared online, and suddenly everyone knew everything about him. He was worried about the safety of his family and decided to delete all his social media accounts. From that time on, Life learnt a lesson to not share his life story to strangers online.
Despite his love for the army, there was one thing that Life was not good at - PVP. Though he thought that he was a good player, whenever he got called out, he ran away. Life's obsession with the army didn't exactly translate into skills in the virtual world.
Life's outlook was not all about the army though. He was married, and would often post about his personal life online which surprised most. He shared details about his family, and even posted pictures of them. However, things took a turn for the worse when Life was doxxed. His personal information was shared online, and suddenly everyone knew everything about him. He was worried about the safety of his family and decided to delete all his social media accounts. From that time on, Life learnt a lesson to not share his life story to strangers online.
Despite his love for the army, there was one thing that Life was not good at - PVP. Though he thought that he was a good player, whenever he got called out, he ran away. Life's obsession with the army didn't exactly translate into skills in the virtual world.
by Sparc Mac Community September 10, 2023
Get the Lifeliners mug.Stef West, a runecrafting billionaire on the Old School RuneScape platform, was previously known for his respectful nature and kind hearted ways within the runecrafting community. Stef West was hot on the scene after spending an unreal amount of time with Sparc Mac at the blood craft facilities. However, recent intel has immerged suggesting that he told lie's for smiley. After tricking Sparc Mac into believing that he beat Icypolarbear 8-0 at clan wars (never did, never will), Stef West was given the role of a smiley in the Sparc Mac cc. Stef West has become so cooked within his own lie's that he has become what some people would call ‘delusional’. Stef West now spends his days giving Icypolarbear unreal headaches and forcing him into grabbing another a carling!
by Sparc Mac Community April 16, 2021
Get the Stef West mug.Byronherm used to think he was cool — until life reduced him to a five-foot-three punchline. His Bronze Star is the only thing he’s ever achieved, and even that’s gathering dust. He works in a dead-end call centre for pennies, yet still blows what little he earns on Sparc Mac just to cling to an online rank nobody cares about. The rest goes to fuelling his girlfriend’s relentless feeding habit, while she treats him like an ATM with bad posture. His sad obsession with @’ing Sparc Mac in the Discord for attention — only to be ignored every single time — is almost too pathetic to watch. Byronherm isn’t just a loser — he’s the kind of guy who pays for his own humiliation and calls it love.
by Sparc Mac Community August 8, 2025
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