BigBenjamin

BigBenjamin, or LittleBenjamin as he was known to his ex-boyfriend is a devoted player on Runescape. Beyond his love for the game, he has many struggles, one of which is his weight that can be seen in his Discord picture. In the past, he had a boyfriend who left him because of his impenitence and skinny arms. This event left him feeling alone and desperate for validation.

BigBenjamin is a regular donor and subscriber to a popular streamer who only pays attention to him when he gives him money. This makes him feel important and valued, but it is a false sense of validation that only feeds into his dependency on others' recognition. He has no friends in person, so his online community is where he goes to seek companionship. However, the attention he gets from people online is not enough to fill the void in his life. It only exacerbates his mental health issues, leading him to see a psychiatrist to help him address his depression.

The root of his depression stems from his experiences of bullying in school. This trauma has had a lasting impact on his life, and he has struggled to overcome the emotional scars associated with it. Despite his struggles, BigBenjamin remains a dedicated player on Runescape. Through the game, he has found a community of people who accept him for who he is, and this gives him a sense of belonging. However, he needs to address his mental health issues and work towards building meaningful relationships in real life to find true happiness and fulfilment.
I'm going to let my frustration out online = BigBenjamin
by Sparc Mac Community June 19, 2023
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Ellen Yeager

Ellen, who has was previously known under names such as Hc Isles, Ellen Ripley etc. Ellen has faced multiple bans from tribe leader Sparc Mac for inappropriate comments, rooted in his unfortunate Muslim background - something of which he has later apologised for. After his Iranian grandparents passed in the Israel conflict, he began insulting Jewish people online. Living with his wife (his cousin) and twelve family members in a two-bedroom house, he claims to work from home but spends most of his time on Runescape arguing with fellow low life's. Using various alt accounts to evade bans, Ellen is often seen in the Sparc Mac report section begging for attention under the name Mohunnid.
Ellen Yeager - Banned multiple times within a community, and yet returns as it's all he has
by Sparc Mac Community August 20, 2025
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Lil Chiefy

Chiefy is a CC vet in the world of runescape. After starting out in the hood, he quickly became an avid gambler, and he soon fell short to his needs. One day, while hanging out on the street corner, Chiefy was spotted getting p00ped on for money. This incident quickly went viral, and Chiefy was thrust into the public eye as a result.

Despite this humiliating moment, Chiefy didn't let it slow him down. He quickly discovered that he had a talent for rapping, and he began to focus more on his music career instead of his gambling habits. Over time, Chiefy became a successful rapper, building a fan base on runecape. You could often find queues miles long at the Lumbridge church most Sundays to watch him live.

However, even with the success he achieved in the rap world, Chiefy was still seen as a bit of a doormat by those around him. His deeply ingrained gambling habit continued to dog him, and he found himself on the losing end of bets more often than not. As a result, everyone joked about Chiefy, often treating him as if he were from Zezima cc.

Along the way, he even managed to get himself banned from the popular Sparc Mac discord channel after going public about the owner 'Sparc Mac' paying for his poop services. While some people see him as washed up and irrelevant, others continue to respect him for his talent and his tenacity when facing new kids in both the Discord and cc.
Just took a Chiefy = Lil Chiefy
by Sparc Mac Community July 03, 2023
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Perk

Perk is a man who spends most of his time online being bullied. He is mostly known as a soy boy liberal online, and has a tendency to cry about people hurting his feelings. He is often seen as weak and pathetic by others in the online community. Despite his emotional tendencies, Perk continuously returns to the community despite announcing that he will never return. This constant back and forth has made him a laughing stock among other players.

Perk has also gained a reputation for financially supporting other players who ignore him. This is seen as a desperate attempt to gain attention and affection from others since he lacks attention outside of the online community. However, Perk is not just someone who seeks attention. He also spends a considerable amount of time online looking for conflict with others. He enjoys arguing with people and starting drama, which has lead to many conflicts online.

Overall, Perk is a man who is unhappy with his life and seeks to fill the void with attention from others online. His constant crying and needy behavior has made him a figure of ridicule among other players. We one day hope that Okay Butt won't live rent free in his head.
I'm going to leave and never return = Perk returns the next day
by Sparc Mac Community September 10, 2023
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How Many qp

Primarily you can find How many qp upholding the reports section in the legendary Sparc Mac Discord. Alongside this, How Many qp is a man who spends most his time wandering around the men's locker room at the gym, eager to help dry off the elderly patrons. It's hard to say, but his intentions seem sincere, if a bit misguided. With this being said, he is also seen to be the best cook in Lumbridge. His culinary skills are unmatched, but he has one peculiar habit, he loves to slap meat.

Apart from being a chef, How Many qp is a prominent fisher. Some even claimed that he was 99 fishing irl. He used to go on fishing trips every weekend. However, his questionable antics with the fish when he caught them raised eyebrows. He would slap, kiss, or even whisper sweet nothings to them before letting them go. It was quite an unreal sight. Overtime he only got better, with the meat now only being whipped into shape gently instead of being slapped, just like I do his dad most nights.
I love mens locker rooms = How Many qp
by Sparc Mac Community June 20, 2023
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Stef West

Stef West, a runecrafting billionaire on the Old School RuneScape platform, was previously known for his respectful nature and kind hearted ways within the runecrafting community. Stef West was hot on the scene after spending an unreal amount of time with Sparc Mac at the blood craft facilities. However, recent intel has immerged suggesting that he told lie's for smiley. After tricking Sparc Mac into believing that he beat Icypolarbear 8-0 at clan wars (never did, never will), Stef West was given the role of a smiley in the Sparc Mac cc. Stef West has become so cooked within his own lie's that he has become what some people would call ‘delusional’. Stef West now spends his days giving Icypolarbear unreal headaches and forcing him into grabbing another a carling!
I'm going to do a Stef West = Tell lie's
by Sparc Mac Community April 16, 2021
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GIM Yhaahoho

There was once a player in the virtual world of RuneScape named GIM Yhaahoho. He lived a double life, pretending to be a caring fiancé to his overweight partner, but secretly lusting after the beautiful Olivia. He was too scared to make a move on her, so he turned to spamming pictures of his fiancé in the Discord chat for attention. But instead of admiration, he only received quiet snickering from the other players.

To make himself feel better, GIM Yhaahoho spent most of his day ridiculing others online. He'd laugh at anyone who wasn't as skilled or knowledgeable about the game as he was, belittling them to make himself feel superior. But deep down, he was just a sad, lonely guy who didn't have the courage to confront his own feelings.

Unfortunately, GIM Yhaahoho's true nature was exposed when his private messages to Olivia were leaked. He tried to play it off as a joke, but everyone could see the desperation in his attempts to win her over. As for his fiancé, she was devastated by his betrayal and called off the engagement.
I'm a noob irl and in game = GIM Yhaahoho
by Sparc Mac Community June 22, 2023
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