Listen

A thing people won't do when you have glasses
Guy with glasses: STOP!!! I'M NOT BLIND!!! PLEASE LISTEN!!!
Guy without glasses: How do you see?
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Thesaurus

A website/book that makes you sound smart
You: Yo that guy's moderately smart.
Someone else: Where'd you learn that word!
You: A thesaurus.
by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal August 06, 2021
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Our Table

Brother: OH NO! OUR TABLE! IT'S BROKEN!
Sister: Well, the table broke!
by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal November 29, 2021
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rfvedcwsxqazplmijnuhbyygt

Person 1: How bored are you?
Person 2: rfvedcwsxqazplmijnuhbyygt
by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal August 13, 2023
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Doe

Is the plural of doe, does?
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upn't

I accidentally used carbon dioxide instead of helium so now my balloon is going upn't
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