Listen

A thing people won't do when you have glasses

Guy with glasses: STOP!!! I'M NOT BLIND!!! PLEASE LISTEN!!!
Guy without glasses: How do you see?

by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal July 15, 2021

Thesaurus

A website/book that makes you sound smart

You: Yo that guy's moderately smart.
Someone else: Where'd you learn that word!
You: A thesaurus.

by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal August 06, 2021

Our Table

Something That's Broken

Brother: OH NO! OUR TABLE! IT'S BROKEN!
Sister: Well, the table broke!

by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal November 29, 2021

rfvedcwsxqazplmijnuhbyygt

How are you this bored.

Person 1: How bored are you?
Person 2: rfvedcwsxqazplmijnuhbyygt

by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal August 13, 2023

Doe

A female deer

Is the plural of doe, does?

by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal July 15, 2021

upn't

The opposite of up

I accidentally used carbon dioxide instead of helium so now my balloon is going upn't

by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal July 15, 2021

Space Core

Me

I'm space core

by Space‌Core‌From‌Portal July 15, 2021