SovietRyan's definitions

CBWGS

CWGS(Chronic Baesic White Girl Syndrome) is a growing epidemic among caucasian females. The disease causes:

-Starbucks Cravings such as Pumpkin Spice Lattes

-Excessive use of Iphones to tweet, snapchat, and take instagram photos of everything they eat

-Wear Uggs and Scarves in any temperature, even summer temperature

-Use dialect such as "ILYBAE", "BAE", and "I Can't Even" without saying a specific action

Emma used to be so individualistic, then she contracted CBWGS.

by SovietRyan November 16, 2014

Satanical Garden

Like a Botanical Garden, but filled with Cacti, Poisonous, Thorny and Deadly plants. Usually they are located around a ritual pentagram in the center, where Devil-Worshippers sacrifice people and animals. They then water the plants with the blood of victims, and grind up there bones and compost their flesh to make new gardens.

Timmy got the field trip location wrong, and went to the Satanical Garden instead if the botanical garden. He was sacrificed.

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

Dicktion

When a dumb guy dry masturbates so much, that the friction rubs off skin.

John avoided picking up chicks up at the bar due to his severe case of Dicktion.

by SovietRyan November 16, 2014

Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

Someone who has many faults, yet throws hypocritical insults and comments at others.

I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

Satanography

The study of symbols, text, items and creatures associated with or representing Satan. Not to be confused with Satanism, the worship of Satan.

The least-known Boy Scout merit badge is the Satanography merit badge, due to its dark requirements.

by SovietRyan April 20, 2015

Ass-Clenching Cold

A state when the temperature is so low, that in addition to you shivering and rubbing your arms, your ass cheeks press together in order to prevent a heat loss from your buttocks.

You'll freeze to death if you go out in that Ass-Clenching Cold Weather!

by SovietRyan November 16, 2014

Brokeback Mountain

Variation of the Cowgirl sex position where the guy puts his dick
in the girl's ass rather than her pussy.

I asked my husband if he wanted me to do cowgirl, but instead he asked for

Brokeback Mountain.

by SovietRyan November 16, 2014