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William Barr

United States Attorney General.

A sycophantic, Dan Conner lookalike spin doctor blob who's clearly trying to protect the orange cunt by refusing to let the American people see the full, unredacted Mueller report.
Person #1: If there's no evidence of wrongdoing, why won't AG William Barr release the full report?
Person #2: Because he's a Trump lackey who's trying to hide something.
by Soul_Driver April 18, 2019
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The Daily Wire

Another shitty right-winged news source that puts biased ideology over fact checking. Ben Shapiro is one of the co-creators. What a shock.
The Daily Wire is known to downplay the threat of climate change. It sucks.
by Soul_Driver February 10, 2021
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Barback

In colloquial terms... the bartender's bitch.

They do most of the work for about half of the tips that bartenders make. However, it's a great stepping stone for newbies in the service industry. They just have to make their expectations clear that they want to eventually move up so management won't take advantage of their reliability and hard work.
Every well-paying bartender was once a barback
by Soul_Driver June 5, 2022
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Hanz de Fuko

The best hair line for men ever. 100% Organic, weightless and free of chemicals that you find in most products. I normally don't go nuts for hair products, but it's pretty awesome stuff!
I love Hanz de Fuko, man! *takes out the Sponge Wax*
by Soul_Driver July 19, 2011
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Born In The USA

An anti-war song that Bruce Springsteen wrote. Arguably, it's the most misinterpreted song ever. Most people tend to think it's a flag-waving anthem, but if you read the lyrics.. it's a cynical protest song that deals with the effects of the Vietnam War on Americans.
Moron: "Born in the USA" is so smug. Why would anyone sing about how great it is being American?

Genius: Read the lyrics, you dolt.
by Soul_Driver October 17, 2011
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Wall Street Journal

An overall great newspaper that writes very compelling articles related to Business. Since it's conservative-leaning, the op-ed section is a MAGAt cesspool.
Wall Street Journal is a good source but avoid reading the opinion section. You will save brain cells from getting murdered.
by Soul_Driver December 27, 2020
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Ron DeSantis

Governor of Florida. An example on what happens when you vote for a Trumptard. Expect them to be not only be a blithering dumbass, but incompetent which happens to be a facet that's even worse in leadership.
As long as the economy doesn't decline, to hell with Floridians dying! That's Ron DeSantis in a nutshell!
by Soul_Driver May 3, 2020
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