Soul_Driver's definitions

Kevin McCarthy

The spineless and loathsome Republican House minority leader.

America will be in trouble if a moron like Kevin McCarthy ever becomes Speaker of the House

by Soul_Driver August 2, 2021

Jiggabuffoon

Being a jiggaboo & a buffoon all at once. So, quite simply most of the African-Americans flooding our country. See Al Sharpton and Flava Flav

Don't forget to add some watermelon to that jiggabuffoon Al Sharpton's Popeye's chicken!

by Soul_Driver December 26, 2008

Cormac McCarthy

Faulkneresque, Pulitzer Prize-winning author who wrote quality novels like "Blood Meridian," "Child of God," "All The Pretty Horses," "The Road" and most notably "No Country For Old Men," since it was adapted into a film done by the consistently brilliant Coen Bros.

Arguably, he's the greatest American writer alive. Many of his books are quite bleak & are heavy on Southern language ("Whatta you mean you caint!") but if you can handle that, you'll see what a treasure he is to literature.

Will there ever be another Cormac McCarthy? Probably not.

by Soul_Driver October 23, 2012

Bruce Springsteen

Quite possibly one of the greatest songwriters of all time who also happens to be a sublime showman that performs 3-4 hour long concerts as a senior citizen! A terrific musician overall.

Not to mention, he seems like a very kind & down to earth man that I had the pleasure of running into a few years ago!

Bruce Springsteen isn't called The Boss for nothing!

by Soul_Driver October 4, 2019

Beto O'Rourke

Texas congressman with a Kennedy & Obama-esque charisma who barely lost the senate seat to Lyin' Ted Cruz and will wipe the floors with Dump if he decides to run for POTUS in 2020.

Beto O'Rourke is the future and will leave Donald Trump in tears when he comes to terms with his inevitable defeat.

by Soul_Driver January 7, 2019

New York Times

One of the greatest newspapers that you can always rely on.

And no it's definitely not left-winged propaganda. In reality, it's pretty centrist.

New York Times keeps me informed.

by Soul_Driver December 27, 2020

Critical Race Theory

Taught ONLY in law school, you idiot.

Critical Race Theory is mostly a Republican dog whistle meant to scare uneducated white parents

by Soul_Driver November 5, 2021