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Uncle Tim

The nickname for Tim Scott, the disingenuous black US Senator from South Carolina.
Oh look, Uncle Tim is kissing the white MAGA's ass again.
by Soul_Driver June 18, 2022
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Theranos

A defunct health care corporation invented by Elizabeth Holmes that was once considered revolutionary in conducting blood tests that required only a finger-prick but there was one big problem; it was too good to be true. It was a big sham. The technology was worthless (engineers with their PhD's couldn't get the blood testing equipment to work), the tests were highly inaccurate (one example; a patient complained about ringing in her ears, Theranos test said she was at risk of having a stroke, her doctor thought something seemed off, gave her a real blood test and it turned out the symptoms were just the result of insomnia!), investors were mislead despite a boatload of red flags (Theranos never demonstrated the technology and showed them the labs. Investors just liked the cool idea of a test requiring just a drop of blood), the company was tyrannical chaos and mistreated their employees pretty harshly, etc.

Holmes and her equally scummy partner/sugar daddy Sunny Balwani have been indicted for wire fraud. Just read the book "Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup" by John Carreryrou if you want to get the full details. A must-read.
I'm just glad I never got sick and relied on a Theranos blood test. I might have died!
by Soul_Driver January 18, 2019
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Mainstream Media

A pejorative used by dumb right-wingers that get their information through Facebook memes and YouTube conspiracy theorists
I hate to break it to you, hillbilly, but credible sources that actually fact check are a part of the mainstream media
by Soul_Driver December 24, 2020
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Barack Obama

Barack Obama would have saved America from a shitload of embarrassment if he was able to run a third term
by Soul_Driver May 5, 2020
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The Last of Us: Part II

The sequel to the "The Last of Us."

It's an exceptionally well-made & worthy video game that got unfairly politicized & review-bombed by MAGAt incels who had an unhealthy opposition to its LGBTQ themes. Let's just say the anger was so intense that it inspired those losers to personally attack Naughty Dog executives and the poor actors via Twitter DM. The sales and bevy of awards it received are indicative that the haters were only a loud minority.
The Last of Us: Part II is an example of video games evolving and no longer being geared towards teenage boys anymore. Grow up and get used to it.
by Soul_Driver April 10, 2021
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DoorDash

A food ordering app that's likely exacerbating the obesity epidemic.
DoorDash is making me lazy and fat!
by Soul_Driver April 24, 2021
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Latinx

A seriously irritating term used by sanctimonious white people with wokeness issues despite that only 3% of Latinos use it.
Stop saying LatinX! Most Latinos haven't even heard of it!
by Soul_Driver April 29, 2021
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