Soul_Driver's definitions

Gavin Newsom

Governor of California who will not only survive the 2021 Trump-aligned recall, but will get re-elected in 2022. The man is competent and has a future.

Face it, crybabies... Gavin Newsom isn't going anywhere.

by Soul_Driver September 11, 2021

OnlyFans

Something that no dignified man who has options with women, whether he's financially well-off or handsome, would be caught dead subscribing to.

Brad: Would you subscribe to this chick's OnlyFans account?

Paul: Fuck no! I'm a good-looking guy. I could have her in real life.

by Soul_Driver September 17, 2021

Kevin McCarthy

The loathsome and pathetic Republican House Minority Leader of Congress

Lord help us if a partisan wimp like Kevin McCarthy ever becomes Speaker of the House. The guy would kill his mother to please the former guy

by Soul_Driver July 24, 2021

Kevin McCarthy

The spineless and loathsome Republican House minority leader.

America will be in trouble if a moron like Kevin McCarthy ever becomes Speaker of the House

by Soul_Driver August 2, 2021

Ass Guy

A man who generally favors the female buttocks over everything else. It has one big pro;

It is not uncommon for a woman to have a great butt, but a large swath of women with sexy backsides are either plain looking or not so attractive facially so it makes casual dating easy since they are overall not hot enough to be choosy.

She's probably a 5/10 in the face, but dat ass! Damn! - Ass Guy

by Soul_Driver August 13, 2021

Lauren Boebert

Another one of those nutjob conspiracy theorist US House members that represent America's right-winged bottom of the barrel and the QAnon cult.

Lauren Boebert is just as crazy as Marjorie Taylor Greene

by Soul_Driver September 1, 2021

Maderna

Misspelling of Moderna that lead to the embarrassing arrest of some idiot anti-vaxxer that used a phony COVID-19 vaccination card to travel and got caught.

If you are going to falsify your vaccination status and hope to avoid public ridicule, at least make sure that it is not spelled like MADERNA!

by Soul_Driver September 1, 2021