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William Barr

United States Attorney General.

A sycophantic, Dan Conner lookalike spin doctor blob who's clearly trying to protect the orange cunt by refusing to let the American people see the full, unredacted Mueller report.
Person #1: If there's no evidence of wrongdoing, why won't AG William Barr release the full report?
Person #2: Because he's a Trump lackey who's trying to hide something.
by Soul_Driver April 18, 2019
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Shaved head

A look that gets more fashionable every year.

Contrary to what insecure incels and neckbeards say on the internet, but it's a look that leaves the panties of a lot of women the polar opposite of dry. They really like it. However, having a decently shaped noggin and face are factors to pulling it off but it will still always look better than a combover no matter what.
My hair is slowly going, but I'm going for the shaved head look. My sex life is improving too!
by Soul_Driver November 15, 2019
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OnlyFans

Something that no dignified man who has options with women, whether he's financially well-off or handsome, would be caught dead subscribing to.
Brad: Would you subscribe to this chick's OnlyFans account?

Paul: Fuck no! I'm a good-looking guy. I could have her in real life.
by Soul_Driver September 17, 2021
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Barack Obama

Barack Obama would have saved America from a shitload of embarrassment if he was able to run a third term
by Soul_Driver May 5, 2020
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The Last of Us: Part II

The sequel to the "The Last of Us."

It's an exceptionally well-made & worthy video game that got unfairly politicized & review-bombed by MAGAt incels who had an unhealthy opposition to its LGBTQ themes. Let's just say the anger was so intense that it inspired those losers to personally attack Naughty Dog executives and the poor actors via Twitter DM. The sales and bevy of awards it received are indicative that the haters were only a loud minority.
The Last of Us: Part II is an example of video games evolving and no longer being geared towards teenage boys anymore. Grow up and get used to it.
by Soul_Driver April 10, 2021
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DoorDash

A food ordering app that's likely exacerbating the obesity epidemic.
DoorDash is making me lazy and fat!
by Soul_Driver April 24, 2021
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Latinx

A seriously irritating term used by sanctimonious white people with wokeness issues despite that only 3% of Latinos use it.
Stop saying LatinX! Most Latinos haven't even heard of it!
by Soul_Driver April 29, 2021
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