Soul_Driver's definitions

Cwy

A sarcastic way of saying "cry." Often used towards people are who complaining about something that doesn't really matter.

"Awww, are you gonna cwy??"

by Soul_Driver January 27, 2017

Johnnie Cochran

Scumbag lawyer who pulled out the race card and used fallacies to get a double murderer off scot-free.

Johnnie Cochran ignored the real issues to get O.J. Simpson off the hook.

by Soul_Driver June 22, 2016

Theranos

A defunct health care corporation invented by Elizabeth Holmes that was once considered revolutionary in conducting blood tests that required only a finger-prick but there was one big problem; it was too good to be true. It was a big sham. The technology was worthless (engineers with their PhD's couldn't get the blood testing equipment to work), the tests were highly inaccurate (one example; a patient complained about ringing in her ears, Theranos test said she was at risk of having a stroke, her doctor thought something seemed off, gave her a real blood test and it turned out the symptoms were just the result of insomnia!), investors were mislead despite a boatload of red flags (Theranos never demonstrated the technology and showed them the labs. Investors just liked the cool idea of a test requiring just a drop of blood), the company was tyrannical chaos and mistreated their employees pretty harshly, etc.

Holmes and her equally scummy partner/sugar daddy Sunny Balwani have been indicted for wire fraud. Just read the book "Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup" by John Carreryrou if you want to get the full details. A must-read.

I'm just glad I never got sick and relied on a Theranos blood test. I might have died!

by Soul_Driver January 18, 2019

Mainstream Media

A pejorative used by dumb right-wingers that get their information through Facebook memes and YouTube conspiracy theorists

I hate to break it to you, hillbilly, but credible sources that actually fact check are a part of the mainstream media

by Soul_Driver December 24, 2020

Shaved head

A look that gets more fashionable every year.

Contrary to what insecure incels and neckbeards say on the internet, but it's a look that leaves the panties of a lot of women the polar opposite of dry. They really like it. However, having a decently shaped noggin and face are factors to pulling it off but it will still always look better than a combover no matter what.

My hair is slowly going, but I'm going for the shaved head look. My sex life is improving too!

by Soul_Driver November 15, 2019

OnlyFans

Something that no dignified man who has options with women, whether he's financially well-off or handsome, would be caught dead subscribing to.

Brad: Would you subscribe to this chick's OnlyFans account?

Paul: Fuck no! I'm a good-looking guy. I could have her in real life.

by Soul_Driver September 17, 2021

DRE

Drug Recognition Expert. They're trained & certified in determining whether or not somebody who's been arrested for DUI has been using drugs after they blew a 0.0 BAC.

Overall, it's pseudoscience at best. They're not medical doctors and frankly do not possess the training or skill to accurately interpret medical conditions, take vital signs and determine muscle rigidity and the causes thereof.

It's all opinion & I would imagine they feel like a total ass after they realize that the person's urine was squeaky clean...

The DRE process is flawed & they don't know as much as they think.

by Soul_Driver August 17, 2011