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Theranos

A defunct health care corporation invented by Elizabeth Holmes that was once considered revolutionary in conducting blood tests that required only a finger-prick but there was one big problem; it was too good to be true. It was a big sham. The technology was worthless (engineers with their PhD's couldn't get the blood testing equipment to work), the tests were highly inaccurate (one example; a patient complained about ringing in her ears, Theranos test said she was at risk of having a stroke, her doctor thought something seemed off, gave her a real blood test and it turned out the symptoms were just the result of insomnia!), investors were mislead despite a boatload of red flags (Theranos never demonstrated the technology and showed them the labs. Investors just liked the cool idea of a test requiring just a drop of blood), the company was tyrannical chaos and mistreated their employees pretty harshly, etc.

Holmes and her equally scummy partner/sugar daddy Sunny Balwani have been indicted for wire fraud. Just read the book "Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup" by John Carreryrou if you want to get the full details. A must-read.
I'm just glad I never got sick and relied on a Theranos blood test. I might have died!
by Soul_Driver January 18, 2019
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Mainstream Media

A pejorative used by dumb right-wingers that get their information through Facebook memes and YouTube conspiracy theorists
I hate to break it to you, hillbilly, but credible sources that actually fact check are a part of the mainstream media
by Soul_Driver December 24, 2020
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Steve Martin

I would only be stating the obvious to describe the legendary comedian, but I just want to come on here & say that BrainStern is a fucking dipshit.

Peace.
Steve Martin is was great in his heyday & BrainStern should stick to Judd Apatow films.
by Soul_Driver November 5, 2011
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Brian Kemp

The incompetent piece of shit governor of Georgia that seriously needs to resign
Brian Kemp is just as much a Trumptard as Ron DeSantis
by Soul_Driver July 16, 2020
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Vaccine Hesitant

Colloquial term for "anti-vaxxer."

Ironically, the people who are vaccine hesitant are the ones who bitch about covid restrictions and how mask mandates being a violation of their personal liberties. Want them to end and get back to normal? Then get a fucking shot in the arm!
Vaccine hesitant people prefer to spend money on a counterfeit vaccine card and get charged with federal crimes instead of saving themselves and others with a free vaccine. What a bunch of morons.
by Soul_Driver May 20, 2021
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Kevin McCarthy

The spineless and loathsome Republican House minority leader.
America will be in trouble if a moron like Kevin McCarthy ever becomes Speaker of the House
by Soul_Driver August 2, 2021
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Shaved head

A look that gets more fashionable every year.

Contrary to what insecure incels and neckbeards say on the internet, but it's a look that leaves the panties of a lot of women the polar opposite of dry. They really like it. However, having a decently shaped noggin and face are factors to pulling it off but it will still always look better than a combover no matter what.
My hair is slowly going, but I'm going for the shaved head look. My sex life is improving too!
by Soul_Driver November 15, 2019
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