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OnlyFans

Something that no dignified man who has options with women, whether he's financially well-off or handsome, would be caught dead subscribing to.
Brad: Would you subscribe to this chick's OnlyFans account?

Paul: Fuck no! I'm a good-looking guy. I could have her in real life.
by Soul_Driver September 17, 2021
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DRE

Drug Recognition Expert. They're trained & certified in determining whether or not somebody who's been arrested for DUI has been using drugs after they blew a 0.0 BAC.

Overall, it's pseudoscience at best. They're not medical doctors and frankly do not possess the training or skill to accurately interpret medical conditions, take vital signs and determine muscle rigidity and the causes thereof.

It's all opinion & I would imagine they feel like a total ass after they realize that the person's urine was squeaky clean...
The DRE process is flawed & they don't know as much as they think.
by Soul_Driver August 17, 2011
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William Barr

United States Attorney General.

A sycophantic, Dan Conner lookalike spin doctor blob who's clearly trying to protect the orange cunt by refusing to let the American people see the full, unredacted Mueller report.
Person #1: If there's no evidence of wrongdoing, why won't AG William Barr release the full report?
Person #2: Because he's a Trump lackey who's trying to hide something.
by Soul_Driver April 18, 2019
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Anthony Fauci

A physician who specializes in infectious diseases. While he was known for contributing a lot of HIV/AIDS research during the 80s, but he is especially known now as a hero during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Unfortunately, he gets unfairly maligned by Trumplicans & covidiots because he's honest and does not say what the American people want to hear.
I'm not going to pretend like I know more than an Ivy League educated doctor like Anthony Fauci
by Soul_Driver December 7, 2020
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The Daily Wire

Another shitty right-winged news source that puts biased ideology over fact checking. Ben Shapiro is one of the co-creators. What a shock.
The Daily Wire is known to downplay the threat of climate change. It sucks.
by Soul_Driver February 10, 2021
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Rose Twitter

A bunch of pedantic & self-righteous users on Twitter who post a bevy of red herrings, half-truths and outright lies about ANYONE that God forbid have practical views that don't align with their socialist agenda.

The name "rose twitter" is a colloquial term in reference to the rose emoji next to their username.
Rose Twitter is still mad that Bernie Sanders lost the primary, so they threw a tantrum by not voting.
by Soul_Driver January 1, 2021
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Steve Martin

I would only be stating the obvious to describe the legendary comedian, but I just want to come on here & say that BrainStern is a fucking dipshit.

Peace.
Steve Martin is was great in his heyday & BrainStern should stick to Judd Apatow films.
by Soul_Driver November 5, 2011
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