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Shaved head

A look that gets more fashionable every year.

Contrary to what insecure incels and neckbeards say on the internet, but it's a look that leaves the panties of a lot of women the polar opposite of dry. They really like it. However, having a decently shaped noggin and face are factors to pulling it off but it will still always look better than a combover no matter what.
My hair is slowly going, but I'm going for the shaved head look. My sex life is improving too!
by Soul_Driver November 15, 2019
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Jim Jordan

The dumbest and most despicable member of Congress.

His attempts to create spins are not only downright embarrassing but he is also turning a blind eye to a wrestling sexual abuse scandal that happened at Ohio State University while he was an assistant coach there some years back. He knows way more than what he claims and it is only a matter of time before he will be held accountable.
by Soul_Driver November 15, 2019
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William Barr

United States Attorney General.

A sycophantic, Dan Conner lookalike spin doctor blob who's clearly trying to protect the orange cunt by refusing to let the American people see the full, unredacted Mueller report.
Person #1: If there's no evidence of wrongdoing, why won't AG William Barr release the full report?
Person #2: Because he's a Trump lackey who's trying to hide something.
by Soul_Driver April 18, 2019
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Belief Perseverance

A cognitive bias. It's fairly similar to confirmation bias except an individual actually receives information that discredits or contradicts their beliefs but continues to cling on to their views out of stubbornness.
Elmer doesn't think Donald Trump is divisive even though I showed him a video proving otherwise? Man, he has belief perseverance issues.
by Soul_Driver June 3, 2019
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Sharpiegate

A Twitter trend that started after Donald Trump falsely claimed that Hurricane Dorian was going to strike Alabama (their local weather service told him otherwise). Despite the evidence of being proven wrong, Trump held a press conference in the Oval Office with a National Weather Service map apparently doctored with a cone shape displayed on parts of Alabama in a black marker.

It's embarrassing, possibly illegal and an especially strong indicator on just how insecure the President is. Instead of manning up and admitting that he made boo-boo, he prefers to whine about how "fake news" is being mean to him.
Sharpiegate makes me long for a a real leader
by Soul_Driver September 7, 2019
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Bruce Springsteen

Quite possibly one of the greatest songwriters of all time who also happens to be a sublime showman that performs 3-4 hour long concerts as a senior citizen! A terrific musician overall.

Not to mention, he seems like a very kind & down to earth man that I had the pleasure of running into a few years ago!
Bruce Springsteen isn't called The Boss for nothing!
by Soul_Driver October 4, 2019
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Trumplethinskin

Donald Trump in a nutshell, especially when it comes to Alec Baldwin's portrayal of him on SNL and Nordstrom for not wanting to sell his daughter's ugly clothes.
I can't wait until Trumplethinskin gets impeached
by Soul_Driver February 12, 2017
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