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DRE

Drug Recognition Expert. They're trained & certified in determining whether or not somebody who's been arrested for DUI has been using drugs after they blew a 0.0 BAC.

Overall, it's pseudoscience at best. They're not medical doctors and frankly do not possess the training or skill to accurately interpret medical conditions, take vital signs and determine muscle rigidity and the causes thereof.

It's all opinion & I would imagine they feel like a total ass after they realize that the person's urine was squeaky clean...
The DRE process is flawed & they don't know as much as they think.
by Soul_Driver August 17, 2011
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Shaved head

A look that gets more fashionable every year.

Contrary to what insecure incels and neckbeards say on the internet, but it's a look that leaves the panties of a lot of women the polar opposite of dry. They really like it. However, having a decently shaped noggin and face are factors to pulling it off but it will still always look better than a combover no matter what.
My hair is slowly going, but I'm going for the shaved head look. My sex life is improving too!
by Soul_Driver November 15, 2019
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OnlyFans

Something that no dignified man who has options with women, whether he's financially well-off or handsome, would be caught dead subscribing to.
Brad: Would you subscribe to this chick's OnlyFans account?

Paul: Fuck no! I'm a good-looking guy. I could have her in real life.
by Soul_Driver September 17, 2021
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Theranos

A defunct health care corporation invented by Elizabeth Holmes that was once considered revolutionary in conducting blood tests that required only a finger-prick but there was one big problem; it was too good to be true. It was a big sham. The technology was worthless (engineers with their PhD's couldn't get the blood testing equipment to work), the tests were highly inaccurate (one example; a patient complained about ringing in her ears, Theranos test said she was at risk of having a stroke, her doctor thought something seemed off, gave her a real blood test and it turned out the symptoms were just the result of insomnia!), investors were mislead despite a boatload of red flags (Theranos never demonstrated the technology and showed them the labs. Investors just liked the cool idea of a test requiring just a drop of blood), the company was tyrannical chaos and mistreated their employees pretty harshly, etc.

Holmes and her equally scummy partner/sugar daddy Sunny Balwani have been indicted for wire fraud. Just read the book "Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup" by John Carreryrou if you want to get the full details. A must-read.
I'm just glad I never got sick and relied on a Theranos blood test. I might have died!
by Soul_Driver January 18, 2019
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Mainstream Media

A pejorative used by dumb right-wingers that get their information through Facebook memes and YouTube conspiracy theorists
I hate to break it to you, hillbilly, but credible sources that actually fact check are a part of the mainstream media
by Soul_Driver December 24, 2020
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Comrade Minus

Donald Trump

A nickname coined by Pete Souza, the former White House photographer who posts photos on his Instagram during the years when Obama was in office as a way to throw shade at Donald Trump whether it's a bad policy move or if he said something dumb
I’m sorry but if comrade minus can bring it up again, so can I: a different kind of Witch Hunt during the Obama administration. - Pete Souza, the text from a photo posted of Obama greeting trick-or-treaters dressed as witches.
by Soul_Driver October 25, 2019
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Jim Jordan

The dumbest and most despicable member of Congress.

His attempts to create spins are not only downright embarrassing but he is also turning a blind eye to a wrestling sexual abuse scandal that happened at Ohio State University while he was an assistant coach there some years back. He knows way more than what he claims and it is only a matter of time before he will be held accountable.
by Soul_Driver November 15, 2019
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