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Viso

Without question, the best energy/supplemental drink in the world!!!! Locally owned in Portland (but you can also get it in Washington). That's good though. I would hate to see it end up being some chain like Sobe or Red Bull! 300 milligrams of caffeine, btw. So, this drink doesn't pussy-out...
Fuck coffee, get me some Viso! Vigor or Will, please.
by Soul_Driver August 15, 2009
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DMV

Department of Motor Vehicles. The William Shakespeare of the worst place to wait in line for!!!!
I can't believe I had to wait in line for 2 hours to get a new fucking ID!!! I piss on the DMV's face!
by Soul_Driver August 16, 2009
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Jiggabuffoon

Being a jiggaboo & a buffoon all at once. So, quite simply most of the African-Americans flooding our country. See Al Sharpton and Flava Flav
Don't forget to add some watermelon to that jiggabuffoon Al Sharpton's Popeye's chicken!
by Soul_Driver December 26, 2008
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Johnnie Cochran

Scumbag lawyer who pulled out the race card and used fallacies to get a double murderer off scot-free.
Johnnie Cochran ignored the real issues to get O.J. Simpson off the hook.
by Soul_Driver June 22, 2016
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The Washington Post

One of the most prestigious & credible news organizations along with The New York Times and Wall Street Journal. After all, the paper is the reason why Richard Nixon resigned.

While Trump supporters hate it, but it's also a thorn to the sides of every Bernie Bro because they despise that an evil billionaire like Jeff Bezos owns it and when reporters write pieces to let readers know that Bernie Sanders is a divisive old goat making proposals that are economically impossible. Cults don't like it when their almighty leaders get fact checked.
The Washington Post isn't fake news. Sorry Trumpers and Berners!
by Soul_Driver November 6, 2019
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reddit

by Soul_Driver November 12, 2019
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Shaved head

A look that gets more fashionable every year.

Contrary to what insecure incels and neckbeards say on the internet, but it's a look that leaves the panties of a lot of women the polar opposite of dry. They really like it. However, having a decently shaped noggin and face are factors to pulling it off but it will still always look better than a combover no matter what.
My hair is slowly going, but I'm going for the shaved head look. My sex life is improving too!
by Soul_Driver November 15, 2019
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