Soufpaw's definitions

air jordan

A type of gaseous release, sometimes known as a fart, whick makes no noise as it escapes the confines of the colon, which occurs when the butt cheeks are spread apart, providing no "clapping" surface in which the gaseous release can exert its force on.

WE wer at the movie thatre, and i let out an Air Jordan so nobody would know who laid it.

by Soufpaw May 5, 2003

leather dick

A syndrome caused by exessive and prolonged masturbation to pronographic materials which cause the penis to become desensitised, and hence become dried and shriveled making it impossible to become aroused again.

Fernando jacked off to so much damn porn that he got leather dick, and could no longer become sexually aroused. His piss now shoots sideways too.

by Soufpaw April 22, 2003

Zhurp

Colloquial term used by inner city youth to refer to the act of smoking a phat spliff, usally filled with high quality herbals.

Me and my boys decided to go zhurp in the shade since the weather was so hot.

by Soufpaw April 30, 2003

apple head

The bulbous head of a male's copulatory organ.

"Thick apple head opens up your clit wider," RZA

by Soufpaw April 22, 2003

busted grill

A generally attractive girl, attractive by all means, except for the misshapen, and horribly placed teeth and accompanying face.

That girl looked good, except for her busted grill.

by Soufpaw April 22, 2003

rasputin

Owner of a chain if dope record stores throughout the San Francisco Bay Area.

I'm gonna go diggin at Raspitin's.

by Soufpaw April 30, 2003

P.L.O. Style

Tactics usually rawkus, and chaotic in nature. Derived from the Palestinian Liberation Organization, and their unorthodox means of receiving attention.

Jimmy went P.L.O. style when he chowed down on his pizza.

by Soufpaw April 30, 2003