Soufpaw's definitions

Ziggly

A person of very small stature, usually having and unusually high pitched voice, and unpropostionally large head, and prematurely aged skin.

The child was born with the genetic disease progeria, and would forever be known as a ziggly.

by Soufpaw April 22, 2003

busted grill

A generally attractive girl, attractive by all means, except for the misshapen, and horribly placed teeth and accompanying face.

That girl looked good, except for her busted grill.

by Soufpaw April 22, 2003

leather dick

A syndrome caused by exessive and prolonged masturbation to pronographic materials which cause the penis to become desensitised, and hence become dried and shriveled making it impossible to become aroused again.

Fernando jacked off to so much damn porn that he got leather dick, and could no longer become sexually aroused. His piss now shoots sideways too.

by Soufpaw April 22, 2003

scoon

1)Word used by east asians when trying to say school.
2)Word used by east asians when trying to say spoon.

Mr.Karihati, upset that the school cafeteria had no spoons yelled, "why this scoon have no scoons."

by Soufpaw April 22, 2003

polish

Adj. The act of sucking a man's penis so that the resulting salival esidue left on the penis head leaves it shiny, as if it were polished.

Monica Lewinsky gave Bill Clinton a great polish in his oval office.

by Soufpaw February 12, 2006

apple head

The bulbous head of a male's copulatory organ.

"Thick apple head opens up your clit wider," RZA

by Soufpaw April 22, 2003

Camaro

An overstyled, over rated vehicle which is purchased by cheapskates and posers who cant commit to buying a corvette.

Wow that corvette is amazing, beautiful, and highly styled. Ah forget it, I'll just get the Camaro.

by Soufpaw April 29, 2003