25 definitions by Somewhat Schizo

Hoedini

A prostitute that vanishes gets the money up front and vanishes.

Me: Mike, I brought a prostitute back home last night, and after she got her money, she disappeared.

Mike: That was no prostitute. That was a Hoedini.

by Somewhat Schizo June 18, 2023

Liagnosed

When a doctor diagnoses you with a condition, but they turn out to be wrong.

Michael: Man, the doctor had me on Stratera for ADHD for 8 years, and it turns out I never even had it.

Me: You got Liagnosed, man.

by Somewhat Schizo September 20, 2021

prosthitute

A prostitute that has some augmentation via prosthesis.

Me: Yo, Larry. I hooked up with that prosthitute last night. She wanted me off with her robot arm.

by Somewhat Schizo November 8, 2022

Raggedy

An adjective to describe a woman that's on the rag.

Me: You, Mike. I was up at Dougie's sister's place again. I was tryna hit. But the bitch was raggedy. I was like "I fin leave." Y'know what I'm saying?

Michael: Yeah. Doug's sister is definitely bangable.

by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023

Vasocktomy

Losing the ability to produce sperm cells due to excess masturbation.

Me: Yo, Dougie. The Mrs. wants a kid, but I'm infertile due to wanking it too much to Avril Lavigne.

Doug: That's called a vasocktomy.

by Somewhat Schizo July 31, 2023

Corvo

Short for Courvoisier.

Me: Doug and I shared a bottle of Corvo and a bottle of Hen last night.

Michael: Nice.

by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023

Absolutly

Drunk on Absolut

Me: You, Doug. I was Absolutly last night.

Doug: I thought you didn't like vodka?

by Somewhat Schizo February 19, 2023