SomeoneNew's definitions

Yes

The answer to something misunderstood but true, usually said aloud with a slight tilt of the head and a fairly positive tone of voice.

You're not dating a boy at the moment, are you?
Yes......

Right.

by SomeoneNew October 4, 2018

School

A place of education that is meant to look right,but is actually wrong,because the kids are meant to look like they have been put in a certain group,like the special class,to help them socialise,but are actually being kept apart,so they don't pickpocket each other.

They were very upset about being put in a special school,but never why...until later on in life.

by SomeoneNew October 7, 2012

Pepperazzi

The paparazzi who are constantly after your sausage snacks.

Paparazzi+Pepperoni/Pepperami=Pepperazzi

by SomeoneNew March 20, 2013

Teacher

Someone who gets excessively interested every time you say something.

Student:I used to be friends with that girl(chuckling)
Teacher:So why did you get rid of her?
Student mentally curses and explains,although she doesn't really want to.

by SomeoneNew October 14, 2011

Smirk

What teachers mistake you for doing,when you are actually smiling politely.

I must not smirk in class.
I must not smirk in class.
I must not smirk in class.

It goes on forever...

by SomeoneNew December 19, 2012

Asperger Syndrome

A mental condition when you say the most obvious things,but in a deep and thoughtful way.

People with Asperger Syndrome are very cool and clever.

by SomeoneNew February 25, 2011

Facetious

Giving a sarcastic answer,to show how obvious something is.

My mates and I saw a film on Saturday night.

You mean at the cinema?

No,in the garden shed,of course at the cinema!

That's being facetious.

by SomeoneNew December 18, 2012