SomeoneNew's definitions

Teacher

Someone who calls you an adult when you are post 16,but only because they are desperate to get rid of you.

Teacher:You're an adult now,why do you still come to school?
Student:Uh,because you force me to?!

by SomeoneNew June 7, 2011

Teacher

Someone who tricks you into thinking you're going to have fun,really they are just trying to change your personality.

The art students were very introverted,unlike the teacher,so she tried to make conversation with them,instead of letting them get on with their artwork.

by SomeoneNew October 30, 2011

Yes

The answer to something misunderstood but true, usually said aloud with a slight tilt of the head and a fairly positive tone of voice.

You're not dating a boy at the moment, are you?
Yes......

Right.

by SomeoneNew October 4, 2018

Cold

Harsh and unfriendly.

The lady next door was rather cold,so we all avoided her.

by SomeoneNew November 27, 2011

Chiprivation

Deprivation of eating chips.

Had a real chiprivation, so I went to McDonalds.

by SomeoneNew February 17, 2015

Kiwi

Someone who doesn't like to be mistaken for an Aussie,but its always amazed if you get it correct.

Supply teacher:OK kids,where am I from?
Class:AUSTRALIA!
Smart kid in the corner:New Zealand.

The Kiwi accent is softer.

by SomeoneNew June 7, 2011

Spatalan

A portmanteau of Spanish and Catalan.I made it up myself.

Spatalan would be a Latin based language.

by SomeoneNew June 29, 2011