SomeoneNew's definitions

Teacher

Someone who makes you feel bad about the secret obscenities of your mind,which runs in the family.Hence why school is the other word for prison.

The teacher left everyone feeling scared,embarrassed,guilty....you get the picture.

by SomeoneNew October 13, 2011

Vegetarianism

The subject of conversation that people use to bribe you into feeling bad about yourself,because vegetarians are often thought badly of,but are actually doing what they know is right.

They avoided talking about vegetarianism to avoid embarrassment.

by SomeoneNew June 16, 2012

Kiwi

Someone who doesn't like to be mistaken for an Aussie,but its always amazed if you get it correct.

Supply teacher:OK kids,where am I from?
Class:AUSTRALIA!
Smart kid in the corner:New Zealand.

The Kiwi accent is softer.

by SomeoneNew June 7, 2011

Spatalan

A portmanteau of Spanish and Catalan.I made it up myself.

Spatalan would be a Latin based language.

by SomeoneNew June 29, 2011

Aussie

Someone whose accent sounds like a load of questions.

I am an Aussie from down under?

by SomeoneNew August 4, 2011

Wino

A female alcoholic.Pretends to be posh and sophisticated,but is really just a cheap druggie.

That lady was a real wino.

by SomeoneNew November 14, 2011

Creative

The stupidly old-fashioned word for 'polite'.

Very sweet, happy, spirited, lively... and creative.

by SomeoneNew May 25, 2018