Solid Mantis's definitions

Mothman

Mothman is a lot like Chuck Norris, he can look at you and tell you when a bunch of people will die.

People kept seeing visions of the Mothman standing next to Chuck Norris and decided to evacuate their town in West Virginia.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Asshole

A guy who will keep on facing the people he keeps disrespecting (and facing afterwards).

What an asshole, but we sure haven't called him a coward while we were around him yet...when are we gonna gonna be ready to actually say some of what we thinking about saying?

by Solid Mantis July 19, 2018

Chicken shit

A few more things on a chicken shit's bucket list along with fighting drunks and junkies for adventure are fighting paralyzed or terminally ill kids, fighting elderly Jews with dementia, and fighting someone with a life threatening injury someone else inflicted.

A chicken shit has to try everything at least once, even beating a 95 year old lady to death before taking everything she has.

by Solid Mantis September 13, 2019

Sawing

Execution by cutting a guy in half by a 2 man saw.

Sawing was the emperor's favorite way to half a guy he wanted dead.

He's been halved, you gentleman have done enough until it's time to cut another guy up.

by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017

TSA

The TSA is talking about checking people to see if they are who they say they are, meanwhile nobody is checking the TSA (or police) to make sure they are who they say they are.

The TSA is as full of shit as cops.

by Solid Mantis September 4, 2020

Girly boy

Girly boys like to become hair stylists and world leaders, shit like that. They want to one day cut off more than just hair, since that could get boring.

One day a girly boy near you will conquer the world and it will become his world.

by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018

The supergerm

A toxic and contagious superhero.

Everybody is getting sick, blame the supergerm.

by Solid Mantis June 24, 2020