Solid Mantis's definitions

Orders

A way to get people to stop thinking for themselves.

Living your life the way you did before the coronavirus is no matter what warnings, orders, or restrictions are given, people still do everything the way they did before, be it holidays like Christmas, or anything else in life. There is nothing normal about what people are told is a new normal, there never was.

by Solid Mantis December 21, 2020

Grown man/woman poser

Someone who's an adult on the surface, and a fragile child on the inside, easily hurt.

The grown man/woman poser was gonna keep acting tough until he/she figured a few things out about himself/herself.

by Solid Mantis November 30, 2020

Barney the purple dinosaur

Someone people would try to deny knowing if they were seen hanging out with him.

Girl- I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Yellow

A color you could call somebody in real life instead of on the internet.

You don't have to call somebody yellow online, you can say it in real life.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are.

The guy got shot at a pig pickin after an argument about which one of them was the bigger poser.

Guy- I'm more of a poser, but I want to hear you say it!
Other guy- Nope, I've always been the real poser, bang. I had to check you like that, you were getting on my nerves.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021

Equal

The same. A lot of people assume that someone not respecting someone else is because of the person thinking the two of them are not equal, when really everyone is equal, yet people still have good reasons not to respect people they don't respect.

The girl claimed to believe in equality, but held nothing sacred, including what she believed in. She would never really respect anyone or anything enough to hold anything sacred, but still expected the people she thought were uptight to respect her. By saying they were uptight, she was judging them, but expected nobody to judge her. She could see their double standards and hypocrisy, but not her own. She wasn't really trying to be equal to anyone, when she wasn't trying to be somebody else, she was trying to outdo them, which meant she was trying to be better than them, not equal. She was uber competitive because she wanted to be the best, not because she wanted to be equal to everybody else. Someone who really wants to be equal to everyone else isn't uber competitive, and also isn't always desperately trying to outdo somebody else.

by Solid Mantis March 23, 2021

Classical

Black people ought to do with classical, opera, and country music what white people did with jazz/the blues/rock/r&b/rap. Steal a genre of music, tell everyone they're doing it to promote interest in the genre of music among black audiences, then take credit for any popularity that comes from it.

Black people should fuck up classical/opera/country music just like white people did with the blues.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020