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Whether somebody called you a favorite for rookie of the year, or for an unlikely trip to the playoffs, any time an opponent has thrown the game or rigged the system to blow you off course, you never had much of a chance, no matter what you did with the slim chance you had.
When you're going against a thrown game every season, the real underdog was always you. The real favorite was always the other guy.
by Solid Mantis May 18, 2021
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Get the Mastermind mug.The TSA is talking about checking people to see if they are who they say they are, meanwhile nobody is checking the TSA (or police) to make sure they are who they say they are.
The TSA is as full of shit as cops.
by Solid Mantis September 4, 2020
Get the TSA mug.Girly boys like to become hair stylists and world leaders, shit like that. They want to one day cut off more than just hair, since that could get boring.
by Solid Mantis June 17, 2018
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Get the The supergerm mug.Something said or done that is intended to be taken as something other than comedy isn't meant to be taken as comedy.
Going to a comedy show is meant to be taken as comedy, when you go to a show you know why you're there, you go to a show intentionally to laugh at intentional jokes and humor. The show is meant to be taken as comedy. Outside of a show, not everything is meant to be taken as comedy, which is one reason people go to a show, to laugh at shit that wasn't funny that happened in their lives. Still, outside a comedy show everything isn't meant to be taken as comedy.
by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018
Get the Comedy mug.Mothman is a lot like Chuck Norris, he can look at you and tell you when a bunch of people will die.
People kept seeing visions of the Mothman standing next to Chuck Norris and decided to evacuate their town in West Virginia.
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