Solid Mantis's definitions

Andrew Cuomo scandal

It seems more like an attempt to blackmail a government official already in power by another party that wants to gain power by ousting someone in an indirect way.

The accusers in the Andrew Cuomo Scandal are about as direct in their their intentions as a flight from New York to Istanbul that stops in South Africa and India first.

by Solid Mantis March 1, 2021

Reptilian

A reptilian female you could take to a club and try to pick up dudes together, or you could try to pick up girls together. You could have an open relationship with anybody with no strings attached and no feelings for anybody you're fucking beyond pretentious, superficial ones if you really wanted to, since that seems like the positive way to live.

Me and the reptilian girl go out and get every girls number at the bar, then we get every dude's number, every time the two of us go out together that's how we spend our night, we look for young college guys to give a reacharound, the guys who never had one are a good time.

by Solid Mantis November 19, 2019

Will Ferrell

No matter how stupid or gullible some companies think people are, they know that people are smart enough to know who they can trust, so they put a guy like Will Ferrell in their commercial to comfort people.

Will Ferrell makes people comfortable, where some of the people you see in commercials you know you wouldn't trust in real life, you know they have making money on their mind and not much else.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

Enemy's friend

Someone rejected for being the friend of an enemy, for having ties to an enemy, rather than for the reason the enemy was rejected.

The guy would reject other people with ties to the person he was rejecting in order to reject the person, it was just the way things went. Rejecting an enemy's friends with an enemy kept things simple.

by Solid Mantis January 13, 2020

Xtreme parasites

Irredeemable parasites.

The guys in Harold and Kumar were just some Xtreme Parasites wasting their time. Especially the Thank you come again guy, that guy outwasted the other Xtreme Parasites.

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019

Intravert

A lot of times, an introvert is thought to be an extrovert simply because they get lonely to the point they seek people out. This is why introverts are often at parties or out and about even when other people are not.

Some people thought the guy/girl that did the commercials seemed outgoing, energetic, and extroverted, when really the guy/girl was actually a lifelong intravert.

by Solid Mantis August 20, 2020

MGTOW

A group that hates females over age 18, but scavengers the parking lot of a Justin Timberlake concert for 12 year olds.

MGTOW bro- Get in child, it's fun in my mustang!
12 year old girl- Its scary out here, I want my mommy!
MGTOW- You're not gonna tell your mommy anything, I dont want any grown ups knowing anything about who I am, now get in this car right now child! Dont you know I am immortal child?

by Solid Mantis September 19, 2020