Solid Mantis's definitions

Tripod

A tripod is a midget with 3 legs, 2 legs and one penis, all about ten inches to one foot long. A tripod is rare, a tripod over 2 foot something is impossible, nobody has a 32, 34, 36 inch penis so if a guy over 5 feet tall tells you he's a tripod he's lying. It's impossible because the longest recorded human penis was 27 inches and three quarters and the man with the record was an 8 foot 2 man from Siberia.

Vladimir petrosovich had the world's largest hot dog and he wasn't even a tripod. All tripods are midgets.

by Solid Mantis August 14, 2016

Olympic cock blocking

Just added this year as a new sport. United States did not win, neither did China. Actually, the Vatican city won the gold medal in cock blocking, both singles, doubles, and relay cock blocking.

Nobody fucks with the vatican Olympic cock blocking team.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2016

Blunt

Larger than a joint, a ganja cigar that will convince you that you and your friend are on angel dust if you finish just one.

Dude 1-Damn what the f&%k was in that blunt man? I don't feel right.

Dude 2-Calm down dude, it's not even possible it was laced, the guy who sold it is broker than us, he can't afford angel dust.

by Solid Mantis September 6, 2016

Porch polar bear

What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.

Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016

R I P

Rest In Peace
Robbery In Progress
Rapist In Proximity
Racist In Power
Resistance In Public
Runner In Pain
Roofie In Pinot Grigio

R I P Big Hardon, you didn't last long in prison sometimes the bad die young too.

by Solid Mantis September 21, 2016

Stomp the yard

In football, when a fourth down results in a turnover and the distance to a first down was exactly one yard, every now and then one player on the team that lost possession will lose their head and won't let it go. The player delivers a late hit to the opponent who made the turnover, removes his helmet and places his head on the football and tells him to bite the ball. The player then proceeds to stomp directly on the back of the opponents head, causing a forfeit of teeth. Usually, the player who loses it was the one who lost the ball, but not always.

Oh no, somebody call an ambulance, Armani Louweney is about to stomp the yard and Johnny Lathits is going to need serious medical attention, possibly a death certificate and obituary.

by Solid Mantis October 2, 2016

Nature boy

A white guy who got lost and ended up in the hood searching for the seven wonders of the world. Some of them stick around these days like rabid animals.

Why don't you go look for the lost arc or the tomb of the seven deadly std's nature boy? You got die either way if you stay round here.

by Solid Mantis October 2, 2016