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The reason there's an investigation into the Astros in the first place. If it weren't for bets made against the Astros or Red Sox, there would be no investigation. Two teams that were supposed to get beat didn't get beat, and people are making demands about it now.
Sports betting is the reason for the cheating investigations, if nobody lost any money, there wouldn't be stories about scandals. Somebody feels the Astros and Red Sox owe them for money they lost on their bets.
by Solid Mantis February 9, 2020
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Funny lookin guy/girl looking in the mirror- Today, you're gonna keep a straight face for five minutes. Don't underestimate yourself, what is that a smirk forming in the corners of your mouth? You want to keep your teeth? Yea, keep a straight face on your face. If anybody messes with you, say what you just said, just like you just said it. What was the other thing Kevin's big brother said when he was 5? Oh yea, what are you lookin at? That's what it was. Say that too if anybody looks at you. You just gotta keep practicing, 5 minutes, 6 minutes, 7 minutes. You got a lit fuse attached to you, you're a fuckin machine!
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020
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by Solid Mantis December 24, 2019
Get the Cowardess mug.It's clear the next government thinks of most people as sheep if they're looking out for a few more violent ones blended in with the peaceful protestors.
by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021
Get the Sheep mug.People have swam in raw sewage before, and turned out okay. Still, the news tells people in South Florida do not walk around in the shit filled floodwaters from Tropical Storm Eta, it's dangerous. Just what people need, to be fed something else to get paranoid about, since the coronavirus didn't seem to get enough people paranoid.
South Florida resident on news- Ewwww, raw sewage mixed in with the floodwater, that's other people's shit, it smells horrible, that's how I knew there was sewage in the water. I'm not going in that. They need to start pumping all the water out immediately, it's not getting done fast enough!
by Solid Mantis November 12, 2020
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Suspect- Did you watch the football game? These fans from the other team were talking shit and...
Homicide detective- I would have done the same thing. You're all right with me man, you can go home now.
Suspect- Did you watch the football game? These fans from the other team were talking shit and...
Homicide detective- I would have done the same thing. You're all right with me man, you can go home now.
by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020
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The poser thought everything he/she said that an asshole would say needed to end up as a quote online somewhere, otherwise people would remember what he/she was like growing up.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020
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