Solid Mantis's definitions

Preggophile

A man that wants to make a baby with a woman who's already about to have a baby. A real sicko!

Preggophile-Why don't you get a bed from the hospital and put it in your van so you can f%&K her you sorry bass turd!

by Solid Mantis August 25, 2016

Attention seeking

Somebody who's more desperate than usual to get undue credit and respect.

He/she was attention seeking his/her entire life.

by Solid Mantis November 18, 2019

Thumbscrew

A way for an inquisitor to have fun.

Hilltop Henry X had four of his wives thumbscrewed for cheating on him. He then put them on the rack. The thumbscrew was Hilltop Henry X's favorite pre torture device.

by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017

Wienie wacker

A good bunch to have arrested when you're trying to make quota at the end of the month.

Where you goin with the mask I found wienie wacker?

by Solid Mantis March 30, 2018

Privacy

A lot of times people say privacy when they mean personal freedom.

When you hear someone talking about what degree of privacy they are willing to give up, they really mean what degree of personal freedom are people willing to give up. There are people who call other people selfish or narcissistic just to try and get them to give up more of their personal freedom.

by Solid Mantis August 26, 2020

Imitation

Sometimes it takes more humility not to be an imitation, not to do everything someone else does, or try and talk like someone else, and to really know that they're different from you, rather than the same. You dont have to give anybody credit you havent taken, but without humility, you'll always try to give credit and try to get other people to do the same because you know you've been busy taking credit from somewhere else, then claim that you had to do all this for someone else, when really it's always been your own lack of humility.

Imitation comes from thinking everybody is the same because everyone is human. Of course everyone is human, of course nobody is more human and nobody is less human, that doesnt mean there aren't the small, subtle things that make each person different than the next. Doing something you saw somebody else do, even if you alter it a little bit, or try to add to it to outdo the person you're imitating, doesnt make you the same as them, any more than talking the way they would talk or saying shit they would say makes you the same as them. There is no speaking any language but your own, people dont go for your shit when you try and speak theirs. Some of us don't give credit or feel that its owed to anybody, since we're not taking any from anybody.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020

Unemployment

Unemployed with benefits is not true stability, so most people wouldn't choose it over having a steady job for an extended time.

Most people dont think of unemployment as a good thing.

by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020