Solid Mantis's definitions

Halved

Cut in half, torn in half.

1) The kicker for the football team was halved when two guys from the other team hit her from opposite directions. She could see her large intestine on the field.

2) Dewey halved his own brother in a machete fight.

3) The guy was halved by 2 guys sawing him in half down the torso as a punishment.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2020

Stopcock

What you want to do with a shemale to keep her penis in its zipper.

The shemale is going to fuck you with that if you don't put stopcock to good use.

by Solid Mantis September 6, 2018

Power struggle

What any struggle usually is, when you get to the bottom of it.

On the surface, it was about racism, or sexism, or homophobia (or religion, or politics), and enemies of one group or another were given to the ones the group wanted to fall in line with their agenda, but when you got past all the bullshit, it was the same kind of power struggle any other power struggle had always been.

by Solid Mantis February 3, 2021

Foreign violence

Violence somewhere else.

A female tourist was involved in an incident of foreign violence.

by Solid Mantis February 16, 2018

Unemployment

There's more people angered by the job loss and threat of loss of unemployment benefits than there are people scared of the thought of losing everything. These are people that lost their jobs not over performance or attendance, but for no reason other than a group of people made it their agenda to shut everything down.

Unemployment isn't scary, neither is losing everything. It's all the effort people put towards working and saving being turned into bullshit by the same people who want everything shut down.

by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020

Fair-weather friend

What most people you will meet in life are by nature. There's always something to do, a part of the world you haven't seen. There's one person who's not a fair-weather friend in your life, and that is you. There's only one person you need, there's only one you have to rely on. Yourself, everybody else needs to fuck off, period.

It's rare to find somebody who doesn't keep a few phony fair-weather friends around, but some people don't do it that way, they live how they want, they're here one time only, period.

by Solid Mantis November 11, 2016

Respect

Something nobody owes anybody else just for breathing and maintaining a constant body temperature.

Theres too many people who think the world owes them the respect they're positive they deserve.

by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020