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What all males are, nothing but a cockstain that grew into a bigger even cockier version with arms, legs, a goofy looking face, and usually a short actual cock, although blacks and some other groups are the worst kind of cocky since trying to call them out on having a short dick doesn't work. These groups are usually cockier than the others but women laugh with them instead of at them because women love it when a guy is 7'7 and plays basketball, ask wilt chamberlain.
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Get the Cocky mccockstein mug.A penis that measures anywhere from a foot long to over two feet in some cases. Must have a concealed carry permit in case it goes off in a crowded public place. Mostly owned by low income blacks, or blacks of any social class, but sometimes a white guy at an office will have one and consider himself the biggest prick in the building, and usually it's true in more ways than one, a high suicide rate is common in an office like this.
Somebody said Bob really does have a monster cock after he stood at the next urinal. I always thought he was just like all the other guys, bragging, now I really am gonna take that pill cocktail I've been saving.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2016
Get the Monster cock mug.A guy or girl that hit puberty twice in life. Finished half of puberty then at a later point finished the rest.
Karen had a split puberty. Her first puberty she hit at 9 and quit because she didn't like her tits. After years of drama and abuse by her husband, she decided she was ready for something different. So she hit a second puberty at 57 and became a woman,grew her bush all the way out and had her first baby. She was bipubescent her whole life and didn't know what was wrong with herself.
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When a girl fucks a guy she feels sorry for, like he's her cousin from the side of the family who all died in a car accident when he was 3 months old. Or like an orphan, some kid with no family. Girls have sex with a guy like this thinking it will make the guy less likely to stalk or rape, when in reality this is the sort of attention a rapist or stalker dreams of. Likelihood of heinous sex crime victimization actually increases after a sympathy fuck.
Jill felt like she was being nice and doing Jorge a favor by giving him a sympathy fuck, really Jorge was taking her for the first time of many right then, just like a Bundy or a gein.
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Get the Sympathy fuck mug.Get your mind out of the gutter, deep throat was a real character in American history. Sure, the mysterious person might have got that name in a way that would earn the same title as the sex act, but nobody really knows for sure who it was or what they did, it's a mystery. Also a ninja from metal gear solid.
Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon. How do I know? Well I was there when Nixon got caught in that scandal, I was staying in that adjacent room, they made a movie about me and called me Gump. That's right snake, I am your father and it's time I go ahead and come out of the closet too, I'm not gonna be around forever. I am deep throat, son.
by Solid Mantis August 9, 2016
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