Solid Mantis's definitions

Heart

When some people say open your heart, they really mean share your weaknesses with me so I know how to destroy you. In reality, your heart is already usually open enough, and welcoming enough.

The girl wasnt gaining people's trust or acceptance, so she tried to attack their heart to protect her own, since opening her own heart wasnt something she could calculate the odds of surviving, or have the statistical data to back up or justify every move she made while her heart was open.

by Solid Mantis July 29, 2020

Dogs

Different people think of dogs differently.

Socializing problems with white people and black people-

Black guy goes to white guys house-

Black guy- I'd want to come in, but I dont trust your dog man.
White guy- He doesn't have all the right shots for you or what? What is it with other people's dogs?

White guy goes to black families house-

White guy- Hey, you got a dog!
Black family- We're here too. He dont give a fuck about us, he's spending all his time with the damn dog.
White guy- They have a point, if they ever invited me over again, I'd spend all my time with their dog again, just like I'm doing now.

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2020

Boy girl

Not to be confused with a tomboy, a boy girl is excessively masculine in bearing, in the way a male boy girl is excessively effeminate. Both a male boy girl and a female boy girl could be reptilian.

His eldest child Abella was a tomboy, but his youngest Caindace was a boy girl.

by Solid Mantis March 30, 2021

Roy Cooper

Thanks to Roy Cooper, Dan Forrest is now looking for a job that doesn't exist like everyone else.

Roy Cooper shut everything down until he feels that the numbers are good. People have to understand he's just a child playing with their lives, even if their business of over 20 years and their families will be missed by many.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Handsome girl

The opposite of a pretty boy. A girl who wears suits or cowboy boots.

The girl who worked at the ranch with the cowboy hat nine sizes too big and the cowboy boots about nine sizes too big was a handsome girl.

by Solid Mantis August 3, 2019

Anticlimax

What you reach if you don't reach a climax.

Her man couldn't help her reach a climax, but he could help her reach an anticlimax any time.

by Solid Mantis January 3, 2021

Spadafora

You hear about rappers with names like Capone, Noriega, or Scarface, but you dont hear a rapper pick a name like Spadafora. Nobody seems to want to be the rapper that got decapitated, that doesnt seem like much fun.

Spadafora rapped about being a physician and criticized enough people in his rhymes that several other rappers conspired to torture him and cut his head off and make it look like a robbery gone bad after a concert where he was booed off the stage. They did not like the shit this guy was saying.

by Solid Mantis September 7, 2020