Solid Mantis's definitions

Silverfish

Somebody who keeps thinking they're they're a shark circling, when really they're a silverfish with a big mouth, kind of like a shark has a big mouth.

The silverfish keeps coming back looking to do some more damage.

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019

Reverse preying mantis

A reverse black widow or preying mantis is a male that kills a female after they mate.

Henry VIII of England was a reverse preying mantis since he would chop a female's head off after they mated.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2019

All fakes day

A day where fake people turn all their friends fake.

On All Fakes Day, the fake person turned all his/her friends fake. They were the fakest crew around.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020

Stupidity

Walking by a spot one day and seeing someone, then walking by the same spot (not 15 to 30 minutes or so later, but hours of the same day later) and seeing the same person, still in the same spot they were when you last walked by.

This guy is still here outside the front of this store just sitting there. The sun is about to go down, that is stupidity. What is he waiting for to try doing something else? A storefront is not a destination or an origin when you've been there most of the day.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Winning

You wouldn't hear about as many female athletes shooting up in the neck in a postseason game. Females live longer because they're chicken shot about taking unnecessary risks with their bodies like that, even if they're chicken shit, they're still alive at 70 something in greater numbers than males are.

Females are no less desperate than males to win at something, they're just more desperate to live to win another day at something, which is why they usually live longer lifespans which is like winning to them.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019

Mouth of the south

A nickname for a kid that talks a lot of shit.

The girl was the mouth of the south as a kid, and she was still the same mouth of the south.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

MGTOW

A group that hates females over age 18, but scavengers the parking lot of a Justin Timberlake concert for 12 year olds.

MGTOW bro- Get in child, it's fun in my mustang!
12 year old girl- Its scary out here, I want my mommy!
MGTOW- You're not gonna tell your mommy anything, I dont want any grown ups knowing anything about who I am, now get in this car right now child!

by Solid Mantis September 19, 2020