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Youtube

Nowadays, youtube has become a medium for some folks to rant about what they dont have the heart to say in person to somebody.
Some people are turning youtube into an unhilarious joke (which is the worst kind of joke).
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020
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Wedding ring

Seems too much like one of those electric collars people put on their dogs the way some people think of them.
The guy's wife thought she got to zap the guy any time she felt like it once he had a wedding ring.
by Solid Mantis November 1, 2020
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Poodle people

Somebody that tricked you into thinking they are a pitbull.
She was one of the poodle people, but don't let the cute surface fool you, she is not to be underestimated, and she will kill you dead.
by Solid Mantis April 23, 2021
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Lecherous

A one-sided sexual interest.
The unclefucker had always had a one-sided, lecherous interest in his/her uncle, and never saw that his/her uncle was not interested.
by Solid Mantis July 4, 2020
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Thanksgiving

You don't see many people eating Thanksgiving dinner with Indians. Would it be narcissistic of the Indians to say fuck these guys?
Indians don't feel the same way about Thanksgiving. They most likely wouldn't even feel welcome at a Thanksgiving dinner these days.
by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020
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Quarterback

One year/season is not enough to know whether a guy is good for a job. If you really want a guy to commit to a team, you have to make a commitment to him, rather than threats about how he will lose his job if he doesn't do exactly what you want him to, when you want him to do it (trying to light a fire under his ass). Nobody performs better that way, and it's a waste of money/resources you could've just saved for a different quarterback, if a different quarterback was what you knew you wanted deep down all along. I guess when you have excessive amounts of money at your disposal, you feel like fucking around with it more than someone on a tighter budget.
Either somebody wanted the guy to be a quarterback before he started, or they didn't. There's no sense in fucking around with a guy's head about it when you have enough money that you don't have to fuck around with anybody's head, you could pick anybody you wanted for the job.
by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021
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Lacrosse

Anything that keeps somebody who plays lacrosse from going out and playing lacrosse again must not be all bad, even a false rape accusation. At some point these kids were going to have to get a job anyway.
Just about anything has to be healthier than lacrosse, even if it's dangerous. Lacrosse is as bad for people as anything.
by Solid Mantis January 21, 2021
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