Solid Mantis's definitions

Bad joke

Someone who goes for someone else's laughs and misses.

This guy/girl made one person he/she knew laugh with one out of every ten things he/she said, everyone else was angered by what he/she said. He/she is a bad joke.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

Asshole next door

The neighbor you try to get to compromise with you all the time, and call it domesticating them.

I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021

Chicken rapist

A guy who can't keep his pants on around a bird.

Keep the chicken rapist and the chicken in separate cages.

by Solid Mantis January 15, 2020

Flag

Nothing but a piece of fabric if you dont hold it sacred, which is a lot like going to church and kneeling when you dont believe in god. So, what are you really there for besides taking money out of the collection basket if you're pretending to honor something nobody else can see either?

The guy/girl didnt believe in a flag or anything else, and expected everyone else to apologize, compromise, or change their way of doing things until they didnt believe in anything either. The guy/girl didnt believe in god, but was too chicken shit not to say god bless you when somebody sneezed, that way nobody would call him/her an atheist.

by Solid Mantis June 28, 2020

Protesting

Protesting doesn't really do anything, it's always going to end up being someone other than the protestors in charge at the end of the day, and that person is always going to try and calm them. What's the point? It's a waste of everyone's time and nothing changes.

The people in charge along with everybody who is not in charge and also not part of the protests laugh at protestors. At least everybody not protesting is getting something accomplished that day, or those days (and nights).

by Solid Mantis February 3, 2021

Tyrant

A tyrant says your end of town is swanky, even though they grew up in a bigger house than you did and have more money. Then, when you point out that a tyrant lives a swanky life or call the tyrant a rich kid, a tyrant calls it a cliche.

A tyrant out-hypocrites a hypocrite at everything.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019

Island porn

Porn you bring when you escape from prison and will not be near civilization for quite some time.

Almost got me raft ready okay, snacks check, clothes check, toothbrush toilet paper check, where's me island porn? Argggggggggghhhh where's me island porn!

by Solid Mantis December 17, 2016