Solid Mantis's definitions

Friendly foe

The nicest enemy you could ever meet.

He/she was a friendly foe, and always had a smile and an insult or five to go with it. He/she was the nicest guy/girl that wanted somebody dead you'd ever meet, and pretended to be the guy's friend to the point that he almost believed it.

by Solid Mantis November 13, 2020

Spider sense

A sixth sense that tingles when there's something else wrong with someone or something.

Spidey-I think there's something else wrong with the guy, my spider sense is tingling.
Other guy-Something else wrong with the guy besides the alien he just gave birth to out of his stomach? What do you know that I don't know spider man?

by Solid Mantis August 24, 2018

Farm

A workplace for a guy who wants to fuck chickens but seem legit and trustworthy/hard working.

Your resume speaks for itself, you were hired help on the farm, you worked hard. You didn't explain why a few other workers told me about what you did to the chickens when I spoke to them as a reference. They didn't tell you they caught you Joe, but they did catch you. Did you think nobody would find out about the chickens?

by Solid Mantis December 20, 2017

Super bowl LV

Tom Brady is back looking for another one, the guy has been winning super bowls since some of us were in high school. He's also weathered a pretty boy, metrosexual image and come out on top more than a few times. Last years win against the 49ers wasn't an easy one for the Chiefs, but this one is likely to require a bit more creativity, since shutting Tom Brady's offense down over several quarters isn't likely. He's something of a football weapons specialist, if not the best to ever do what he does. The minute somebody thinks he's their grandfather is the one he uses it to pick the other guys apart.

Super bowl LV is going to be tougher for the Chiefs, they must sense that.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021

Fraternity

What a people person would join. Someone that likes groups, parties, and being around people all the time.

You don't see that guy with a fraternity because he's not in one. He's not a people person, and is therefore not with other people most of the time.

by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021

Nasty

Most males are nasty by a females definition of nasty. So unless by calling a male nasty she means he's beyond the realm of nastiness most males are in, calling a guy nasty is like calling somebody that already knows they're an asshole an asshole.

Feminist- That jerk is so nasty.

by Solid Mantis August 7, 2019

Soft

Without any rough edges.

Not as many people as the girl would like to say thought she was a bitch really did, but they could tell she was soft hearted. She was a soft, spiritual person, that was the simplest way to describe her, and to call her anything else would be to call a spade something other than a spade to make things somehow seem more positive than they were.

by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021