Solid Mantis's definitions

Mama's girl

A girl that's been turned into a pussy by her mother.

Mama's girl-Momma, can you bring me my gun so I can blow my head off? Its been an awful day, terrible.
Mama's girls mother-Take a nap darling, when you wake up it will be all better. The last thing you need is pressure, momma's gonna make everything better for my big mama's girl.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2019

Study tower

A tower several stories high that someone studies their opponent from while being literally over their head enough that they wouldn't need any metaphors.

The girl thought several steps ahead of anyone she studied from her study tower.

by Solid Mantis August 16, 2019

Trees

People descended from trees to start cutting them down to make bibles and money.

People read stories about their descent in a book made from what they descended from (trees).

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2020

Politics

Politics is boring no matter what party is in power.

Democrat, Republican, New Guy/Girl party doesn't matter, politics is the same bullshit in a different form no matter what party is in power.

by Solid Mantis February 4, 2020

Home

Home isn't a base unless some is talking about baseball.

When somebody goes home, they're not setting up a base. Bases are everywhere, home is just one place.

by Solid Mantis January 25, 2021

White

If you're not on psychadelics, there is no such thing as people of color, or people who have color in their skin. Nobody is really white, with the exception of albinos. The people who are called white but are not Albino (Caucasian) are actually in the light peach-beige range to a tan shade of skin. The people with the darkest skin still have dark brown skin, and brown is not really a color. Asians and Indians have bronze skin to tan skin, so they aren't really red or yellow either.

The black female was trying to insult the white male by saying he was without color. In reality, so was she and everybody else, which made her a moron, kind of like the kind of exaggeration it took to compare voting restrictions to Jim Crow laws was moronic.

by Solid Mantis March 27, 2021

Warden's daughter

A princess with a face only a mother could love, and a mouth that inspires nothing but resentment in and between others.

If you weren't the warden's daughter, boys wouldn't be going to the yard for no reason. Have you delivered one of your special executions lately Percy?

by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021