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Improv

A rappers ability to write rhymes about anything from a stop sign to a license plate to playing basketball and not only making his verses rhyme, but make sense too.
Stickyicky is an improv master
by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016
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Hopeless romantic

The partner in a relationship that knows they are in the relationship. Enjoys long walks on the beach with people who didn't realize they were being followed. Leaves flowers for people who posted warning signs all over their doors. Writes poetry about dreams that may come but may never come true in real life.
Zeke is a hopeless romantic, he's never going to give up on Barbara even though she's put a restraining order on him.
by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016
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Yankee

You're such a Yankee.
by Solid Mantis August 6, 2016
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Philly

Quit your whinin you must be from Philly, because you's a philly, boy.
by Solid Mantis August 6, 2016
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Whalers

Boston based rock band, lead singer is rob gnarly.
Rob gnarly and the whalers are putting on a sold out show in front of the flipping Jenny boat by the waterfront you guys want to go?
by Solid Mantis August 6, 2016
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Crystal methodist

Smokes crystal meth all night Saturday so they will be up and ready to go to church on Sunday. May smoke crystal meth more often than Saturday, possibly every day, but will never be seen smoking crystal meth by a fellow member of their congregation and will deny use of crystal meth if confronted by atheists, drug users, former addicts, or people who don't care in order to look like a pure, white clean Methodist saint. Some of the churches these folks go to ought to be called united methheadist church.
Cletus lived by the principles of his crystal Methodist religion.
by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016
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Crystal methican

1) a Mexican hooked on crystal meth
2) the proper pronunciation of crystal Mexican by a Mexican hooked on crystal meth, as Meth rots the teeth and causes words to sound out different than a non Methhead speaker
My neighbor in my old town was a crystal Methican.
by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016
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