Solid Mantis's definitions

Actor

A person who gets paid to do shit you do in everyday life, only with a more expensive hairstyle.

Jim- I brush my teeth, have conversations with strangers on a bench, and drive around town why am I not a millionaire.
Kevin- You're not an actor Jim, you're not a millionaire so millionaires laugh at you and your lifestyle because their hair is more expensive to maintain. They think you're homeless since you're not in the millionaires club.
Jim-So I'm supposed to respect them for having more money and making money their way? I thought respect was earned for everyone, not just some of us.
Kevin- Yea that's how it works Jim, it's their world you live in, they own it so it's theirs.

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018

Celibate

No fucking.

Some of the people trying to accuse the guy of being a womanizer didn't know he had been celibate for almost a decade (the way he had spent most of his life). He didn't think he was a priest, or cleaner/better than anybody else, it was just the way he lived, the same way people who decide live the opposite life live the opposite life. He didn't think their accusations made a lot of sense.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2020

Hard

Something you're trying too hard to do.

Building a fire was hard to the girl, she had always had to try hard at life and common sense, she said. She also thought she had to make everyone else's life difficult in the process.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

Gold digger

The kind of hypocrite who tells males her worth is not determined by money, but shows them with her actions that theirs is determined by their bank account, which sets another double standard for each sex.

The gold digger says that her worth isn't determined by money, but that a broke male ain't shot, without a good reason for thinking this way.

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2019

Mailbox man

A superhero who's uncle was killed over the $20 in his nephew's birthday card by a mail thief.

Mailbox man-All the mail I save won't bring back Uncle Sammy, I know, I just miss him.

by Solid Mantis July 19, 2018

Jupiter

The planet that thinks the solar system revolves around it, the one that thinks it's bigger than the sun, and that bigger is better.

Jupiter seems like the planet of arrogance.

by Solid Mantis May 1, 2021

Blunt

Larger than a joint, a ganja cigar that will convince you that you and your friend are on angel dust if you finish just one.

Dude 1-Damn what the f&%k was in that blunt man? I don't feel right.

Dude 2-Calm down dude, it's not even possible it was laced, the guy who sold it is broker than us, he can't afford angel dust.

by Solid Mantis September 6, 2016