Solid Mantis's definitions

Second chance

Some people try to make the point that you only get so many second chances. Once you get past one second chance, you don't get any more second chances, you're already on your third chance.

Once you die, you stop at the second chance, the fourth chance, or the chance you were on, but you never get another second chance after you've had one second chance.

by Solid Mantis April 5, 2020

Hope

Hope is given by the weak, and it makes people weak.

People don't need hope to live.

by Solid Mantis September 16, 2020

Eye and a half

One and a half eyes is two eyes that are close enough together that you can't tell if the person has one eye or two full eyes.

That guy did outsmoke you every time you got high with him, but he ended up permanently cross eyed, with about an eye and a half.

by Solid Mantis April 3, 2021

Hypocrite

A dangerous person watching for dangerous people.

The hypocrite who tried to break in the house watched for suspicious activity. Suspicion followed him/her, but did not follow other people.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2019

Insane

When a female says she will go insane and take you with her, she's really telling you she's gonna start whining more over sillier and sillier shit.

The clown girl is gonna try and make you insane.

by Solid Mantis September 19, 2019

Virtual domestic violence

Domestic violence between two people that aren't in the same house.

Cases of virtual domestic violence were on the rise since the coronavirus started, and guys were now virtually beating the shit out of their imaginary wives/imaginary lovers. Americans are not already worried enough about the wrong kind of shit, they need more of it to worry about, like virtual domestic violence.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

Basement feeder

A subterranean species.

Kevin is a couch potato, a coward, and a basement feeder.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018