Solid Mantis's definitions

Business

Something you won't get done online, if by business you really mean ass whooping or beating.

He said he would give you the business online, he just hasn't said anything about it in real life yet.

by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

Citizen kane's arrest

An arrest made by a guy like John Kane or David C. Diane, if the guy isn't in uniform or in the police department already.

John Kane just tried to tackle that dude, and wound up looking to some other concerned citizens to join in and help him on making a Citizen kane's arrest when he wasn't able to find a way to take the guy down solo.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2019

Cocky

Someone who wants to look humble and act humble, but not to be humble.

Cocky girl- People say I'm pretty tough.
Guy that knows her- If there is any truth to what you just said about people, none of them are people that actually know you well.

by Solid Mantis March 6, 2021

Ninja

Someone who uses various diversions and distractions on opponents, such as explosive powders and invisibility.

The ninja knew how to be invisible to the enemy, from years of practice and chameleon-like camoflage in his/her environment.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019

Measure

To try and size somebody up.

If you wanted to measure the Irish guy's dick size, he'd come up short every time, and he'd know he was always an asshole with a short dick no matter how many different times or ways you tried to tell him that, but if you wanted to measure what he was made of, that was different.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020

Coronavirus

The coronavirus isnt a bigger threat than a hurricane for the guy/girl that gets crushed by a tree. The threat is actually similar for most people, realistically a small number out of a large group wont survive, and the rest will be on edge and more cautious than usual for an extended period of time (since the threat is potential death), but they will make it through. The reality is you could be someone who takes all the extra precautions and the storm/disease still gets you, just like you could be someone who goes through your day to day routine unaffected by the storm/disease despite not changing anything. When it's your time to go, that's it, so what's the point in being afraid of the uncertain? Being a little more certain that no matter what happens to you that you will still at least be you until your final second is up instead of what the government tells you that you should be would do more people some good.

The coronavirus isnt a bigger threat than hurricanes, it's just a newer threat. Hurricanes have been around for a while (and have killed a lot of people over time), so people dont freak out about them even though they know the dangers that go with a hurricane, they know that lives can be lost.

by Solid Mantis September 4, 2020

Napoleon dynamite

A movie a lot less people would like if they knew it was about them, as it's a couple of guys making fun of people with Napoleon's syndrome, and how what people say their lives are isn't always the truth if no cameras are watching. Being a Napoleon isn't fun when you don't have Napoleon power and nobody thinks you're Dynamite. That would make you appear to be as nerdy as the two guys in Napoleon dynamite, who had fun making a movie making fun of Napoleon's everywhere and acting nerdy, why the hell not.

He's out to prove he's got nothing to prove! Napoleon Dynamite!

by Solid Mantis August 8, 2016