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Mama's girl

A soft, spiritual female out to soften the world's heart.
Guy 1- Did you see the mama's girl with the bandana and covered in tattoos?
Guy 2- Yea man, nowadays everybody gets tattoos, they don't indicate toughness or anything else anymore. The girl looked like somebody's poodle when they make their dog wear a bunch of shit the dog doesn't want to wear.
by Solid Mantis December 13, 2019
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Rays

It's interesting how the Dodgers don't accuse the Rays of cheating, since they beat the Rays. It's also interesting how nobody ever accuses a team like the Dodgers of lying, cheating, or stealing (when they don't get beat). The 2 teams that got accused of cheating happened to be teams that beat the Dodgers in a World Series.
The Dodgers like the Rays because they didn't get beat by the Rays, so they didn't think the Rays cheated, they thought the Rays played fair baseball. They might not have thought that if they got beat again, there would be all kinds of scandals and whining again in baseball.
by Solid Mantis October 29, 2020
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Sports announcer

Somebody that might one day say something that might backfire while trying to play up to somebody's ego.
The fans wanted to see their home team win the game, but even the most die hard fans were saying Would you stop sucking the guy's dick? to the announcer after he called the athlete the Cock of the Walk. Yeah, the guy isn't getting paid to say nothing, but even if he wants the world to know how attractive he thinks the guy is, why would he do it in a sports arena? That's as bad as proposing at a sports arena or stadium. People watching the game are watching the same game as the sports announcer, they don't need everything inflated to excess or done to excess to enjoy a game.
by Solid Mantis March 27, 2021
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Discomfort

Too many people confuse discomfort with actual pain, but it's not the same thing. Discomfort is not the same as being physically tortured, it's just something people dont like, it's an inconvenience. Not being comfortable is not the same thing as pain.
Discomfort is not unbearable, its irritating at times, but it's not the same thing as painful. People who tell you it is are full of shit.
by Solid Mantis May 18, 2020
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Black redneck

A black redneck is a lot like a white blues player. A black redneck wears a cowboy hat and boots, chews tobacco, goes to or participates in rodeos, drives a pickup truck, and writes or makes country music. A black redneck talks with a drawl.
The black redneck was at the Grand Ole Opry the same night the white blues player was at the House of Blues, and he fit right in. Part of hell had broken free and loose from the rest of hell, and everyone was too preoccupied with when all hell was going to break loose to notice, so they weren't concerned with it.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020
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E-tard

A pompous, arrogant drug addict on the mental level of a teenager permanently.
Observant poser asshole-Dont you notice how pompous and arrogant these teenagers on ecstasy are? At least hippies were mentally over 18. These kids are E-tard dumbasses.
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2018
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Indians

People talk about genocide like it just happens in Africa to get their focus off what happened on Indian land in the last few hundred years. Thanksgiving is the most pretentious and insincere holiday there is. People pretend to be thankful to live on Indian land, especially the white people who think they're doing the Indians a favor by decapitating a Columbus statue and protesting it.
Thanksgiving is what the people desperate to convince the Indians and everyone else they don't care what anybody thinks of them would call a holiday like Thanksgiving. People quit thanking the Indians for their land a long time ago.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
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