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Shocked, having your mind blown.
Black guy- Show us your dick.
Me- I don't have the time, and I can tell by your dreadlocks you wouldn't be impressed. That wasn't what you really wanted me to show you though, so I'd be wasting both our time.
Me- I don't have the time, and I can tell by your dreadlocks you wouldn't be impressed. That wasn't what you really wanted me to show you though, so I'd be wasting both our time.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
Get the Impressed mug.Someone who is laid back when nobody's looking. Anybody can be downtight around people, especially drunks. People who drink usually do so in a social setting, where everybody's looking. Being downtight when everybody is looking is posing. There are people who confuse camera shy with true shyness, these are the ones who forget that everybody isn't part of the reality show they're on.
Guy who watches reality shows-These people are cool, they're our age but they live it up like this all the time.
Guy who doesn't watch TV- That's a TV show you're watching, those are actors who make money to live it up like that on TV. What they're like when the cameras not rolling, nobody knows except what the media tells you unless you know one of them personally, you don't know what they're really like, or if there is even a real them. Someone tells you they're downtight, and you never ask yourself whether what they said was bullshit, that's why you still watch reality TV.
Guy who doesn't watch TV- That's a TV show you're watching, those are actors who make money to live it up like that on TV. What they're like when the cameras not rolling, nobody knows except what the media tells you unless you know one of them personally, you don't know what they're really like, or if there is even a real them. Someone tells you they're downtight, and you never ask yourself whether what they said was bullshit, that's why you still watch reality TV.
by Solid Mantis March 29, 2017
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The dork tried to look, sound, and act tough and insensitive every waking minute of her day, even though some of us knew her as a kid, and saw how she handled/bore physical pain when there was no attention from the media or public to be had. Back when her mother was the one she ran to for attention and first aid.
by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021
Get the Tough mug.There's no such thing as an introverted extrovert. A person who describes himself/herself as an introverted extrovert does so to keep people who don't know he/she is really an introvert from knowing that he/she is not the extrovert some people think he/she is.
Lindsay had found empowerment in convincing people around her she was an open extrovert since she was young, though she had always been an introvert. She would describe herself to other people as an introverted extrovert to keep from losing people who remained close to her that thought she was really an extrovert, since she couldn't handle being alone. She even pretended to be there for other people her entire life for the same reason, she couldn't handle being alone. It never really mattered to her how much damage was done to other people's lives, as long as she didn't end up alone herself, everything would be okay in her mind.
by Solid Mantis December 16, 2019
Get the Introverted extrovert mug.What somebody is going to breathe instead of oxygen if you stick their head next to an exhaust pipe intentionally.
If a guy has a knee on his neck while his head is right near an exhaust pipe of a car, he has nothing to take in but car exhaust. Just like somebody sitting in a garage with the grage door closed and a car running. Death is from both lack of oxygen and carbon monoxide.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
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He/she sure does get plenty of credit for any amount of work they put in to what they do, he/she also tends to get credit for each gesture they make to others.
by Solid Mantis May 25, 2019
Get the Credit mug.A body part you've never seen a female go to jail for showing, and if you did it would likely be on an episode of cops, or for show if it was real life.
There's a reason females in America don't show their nipples like a lot of females near the equator do, it has more to do with how people are conditioned socially than a reality where females will start getting locked up for it. Males aren't usually showing any nipples unless its hot outside or they're at the beach. There are many places in public a male is likely to be asked to leave if he has no shirt on at the least, if he doesn't end up in jail. A female would be unlikely to go to jail for breastfeeding in a park, though there would likely be social stigma to go with it, which is what really deters most females from choosing the park as a breastfeeding spot, its thought of as a strange place to breastfeed. Though the same applies to shirtless males in most parks. Where's the double standard females are complaining about?
by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018
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