Solid Mantis's definitions

Camera vision

Eyes like a 24 hr surveillance camera at a convenience store and not like an eagle, more of a reptilian form of vision.

Nothing could distract her or make her camera vision lose focus.

by Solid Mantis July 17, 2018

Fourth wave

The media can't decide if the coronavirus is in it's third or fourth wave.

People have already made it through either 2 or 3 waves, depending on which media source people don't take with a grain of salt, so why should they allow the media to tell them to get paranoid all over again about a fourth wave? Just like anything else people read, warnings should also be questioned and taken with a grain of salt.

by Solid Mantis March 8, 2021

False respect

When somebody tries to make it seem like they respect somebody they don't really respect to get them to do something they want them to do (to get the best of somebody). Not everybody will pretend to respect somebody, but a lot of people will.

Lucky for you, you never needed the guy's false respect (or true respect) to keep going.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2021

Rights

Usually an authoritative source tells you what your rights are, which is why you have none.

Just about everything in the Constitution and Bill of Rights is an authoritative source telling everyone that didn't write it what their rights will be for the next hundred years or so. Most people have never really had any true rights, billionaires have rights, they do what they want to do.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2020

Totalitarian

When the state is totally in control of most people's lives, though there will always be a few the state doesn't control, which makes what the state says about not totally being in control somewhat true, even if it's mostly bullshit.

The country was a totalitarian state.

by Solid Mantis June 30, 2020

Imaginary brother

The brother you never had.

Guy- Sometimes I get the feeling like you've been fucking my imaginary brother, but then I think its my imagination and there's no way you've been fucking the midget fuck.

Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.

Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.

Guy finds other guy:

Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.

Other guy- What the fuck?

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

Giraffe in the room

Something people will be talking about for a long time if it's brought up.

Nobody but Dewey Cox wanted to bring up the giraffe in the room.

by Solid Mantis March 17, 2021