Solid Mantis's definitions

Puppet

Someone that has someone else behind them.

The good news is you're not my puppet and I'm not yours. You're not my doll and I'm not yours. You're not my toy, and im not yours. You're free of me, and I'm free of you.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

Kevin federline

It's almost impossible to respect anybody who married Britney Spears, but when you think about it not every guy would keep being the clown for the circus clown for as long as Kevin Federline has done it, it might take a special kind of guts to not stand up for yourself one time in all those years as a human looking to get respect, sympathy, or support from another human being, and to just keep putting up with people's bullshit and bad publicity that came from knowing and being close to someone like Britney Spears. Not to mention all her kiss ass chorus that follows her around trying to silence anybody that might disagree with her.

Though most people wouldn't want to openly say they were a friend of Kevin Federline, the guy might have a kind of strength many guys dont to keep allowing people to fuck with him. A lot of guys would already have blown somebody in Iran up for less, but he's still being a clown for a circus clown even today.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

Poor little JAP

Poor little Jewish American Princess, usually a rich girl that's not actually Jewish (since the Jews shouldn't be held responsible for the JAP's behavior).

The poor little JAP now lived many miles from next door to the people she grew up around, and left her humility back where she grew up, thinking the world owed her something now, whether it be respect or dollar signs.

Poor little JAP- Momma, if you dont bring me my fuckin sandwich, I'm fuckin go off and have you fuckin locked up! I'm gonna flex on you like Supergirl bitch!

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

Monster alert

Your phone doesnt send you one when a monster is near.

The monster's ankle monitor didnt set off a monster alert in their area.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

Womanizer

Means just about anything any female says it means.

That guy wasnt just flirting or trying to be something other than abrasive with those females, he was really fucking every one of them in real life (while he was already with somebody that he knew wanted to be with him), it wasnt just a bullshit rumor. There is no other way to think, and there is no questioning the rumor to get to the bottom of it. If somebody says he's a womanizer 50 times, that must encapsulate him since they said it more than once.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

Womanizer

Means just about anything any female says it means.

That guy wasnt just flirting or trying to be something other than abrasive with those females, he was really fucking every one of them in real life (while he was already with somebody that he knew wanted to be with him), it wasnt just a bullshit rumor. There is no other way to think, and there is no questioning the rumor to get to the bottom of it. If somebody says he's a womanizer 50 times, that must encapsulate him since they said it more than once. And if a female says the sky is green, theres no questioning it, green is the new normal color for the sky.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

Fire

What good is fighting fires if you never fight the arsonist?

As long as you're not fighting the arsonist, there will just be more and more fires to fight.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020