Solid Mantis's definitions

Virtual domestic violence

Domestic violence between two people that aren't in the same house.

Cases of virtual domestic violence were on the rise since the coronavirus started, and guys were now virtually beating the shit out of their imaginary wives/imaginary lovers. Americans are not already worried enough about the wrong kind of shit, they need more of it to worry about, like virtual domestic violence.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

Hypothetical bullshit

The what if kind of bullshit.

If you want to bring up something that matters, I'll be here, if you want to bring up more hypothetical bullshit, I'm an unborn ghost that nobody ever thought about before.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

False bitch

A female who says guys think she's a bitch to make herself look badass, when really they think she's a cowardly poser, not a bitch.

Guy- You ain't no bitch, you're a false bitch, you're posing as a bitch.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

Stamina

Prolonged effort and exertion, keeping an effort going.

The rabbit had to have stamina to not only start the race, but to last as long as it did at such high speeds. The turtle finished because of endurance, not stamina.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

Stamina

Trying to convince the world you're not exhausted after putting all you had into something, even though you need a rest more than anybody afterward, since you tried to put over a hundred percent into it (and never had the self control to keep yourself from trying to put over a hundred into it).

The guy/girl put an impressive amount of effort into it, so it wasnt like he/she wasnt trying to live up to his/her own bullshit expectations, but could go no further when he/she had used up all his/her enormous supply of stamina.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

Self control

Self control isnt the same as self preservation,though some confuse the two. Self control is what keeps you from endangering yourself and the people around you. People who lack self control like to think of themselves as living dangerously or on the edge, which is not entirely off, but there's a difference between doing something risky on purpose and knowing what the risks beforehand, and wandering/stumbling your way into it and not knowing why. The same people who brag about living dangerously are the first to want credit for being cautious, they call themselves cautious every time they gain control of themselves, which is something other people are doing all the time, using self-control. It's like being honest, nobody should get credit for being honest, responsible, or using self-control and good judgment. Self preservation is doing anything it takes to survive, like a snake or a reptile, without any thought about anything else.

The girl didn't have any self control, but had plenty of self preservation.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

Common sense

Something that is not a secret, because other people already know about it.

People knew the guy who finished the marathon was enduring the long distance, it wasnt a secret to everyone, their common sense could tell them that.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020