Solid Mantis's definitions

Band saw

A cutting tool.

Guy- The guy made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020

Coward

The kind of guy you wouldn't want to hire.

Manager-That coward Dalton was supposed to have everything done by yesterday and just like he usually does, he ran from the responsibility.
Coworker-Hahahaha he's gonna go home and cry when you fire him what do you want to bet.
Manager-The tab at the next dinner party, his other coworkers will want a night out when they hear that he got fired hahahaha.
Coworker-That's a bet then.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2017

Walk-in

What every appointment really is when you don't drive a car.

Front desk-Did you want to schedule a walk-in?
Guy-Well I walked here, so this is a wake-up like any other for me.
Front desk-Oh yea, I meant...
Guy-I know what you meant, you might as well schedule a walk-in then.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018

Bad acting

Doing te same thing as crying wolf really. One minute you'reall fucked up or psychologically traumatized after getting hit in the face, the next minute you're fine.

He kept on with his bad acting and laughing about it 5 minutes after it was over, so she tricked him into giving her his left kidney.

by Solid Mantis April 25, 2021

Outriders

Outsiders with an r instead of an s, which is original. It seems to be about a group that lands in a world they're not from, trying to invade it like they own it. The natives are, of course, hostile toward them, knowing they're going to keep taking, and try to run the natives off their own land in the process. Kind of like Spaceballs without the humorous parts.

Outriders seems like a game for dorks by dorks.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021

Crabs

Cranky 8 legged freaks armed with pincers.

Like crabs to a wounded bird, they proceeded to surround that guy and shred him to a bloody pulp with their pincers, prying at his flesh.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021

Violent

A guy who threatens to stab somebody with a fork should be leaving the person alone rather than making threats, even if he's not going to stab anybody. Especially if he hasn't proven to the guy he says it to that he's trustworthy.

Life is not Shutter Island, Shutter Island was a movie. The reality is all human beings are as violent as they come.

by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018