Solid Mantis's definitions

Precocious

A kid who hit puberty by six.

Guy 1-The kid is driving a car, that's almost impressive except he's gotta pull over, he doesn't need to be driving.
Guy 2- Would you quit being so hard on the kid, he knows what he's doing.
Guy 1- Yea, you're right I'm overthinking it, I should keep going its nothing.
Guy 2- Are you okay man? Its just a kid driving, you never saw a kid driving.
Guy 1-That kid had to be in kindergarden.
Guy 2-So you never saw a kindergarten driver, he's a little precocious, what's the matter? The kid is fine, let him drive.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Hypocrite

Someone who will break the law to enforce it.

The hypocrite broke more laws than some of the people he/she was having put in jail.

by Solid Mantis May 2, 2020

Cowlick

People who become monsters often had a cowlick as a kid. Charles Manson had a cowlick as a kid.

That kid with the cowlick looked a lot like you.

by Solid Mantis December 16, 2020

Life roulette

Someone who plays Russian roulette with everybody else's lives is playing life roulette

Lindsay played life roulette with other peoples lives until people started ending up dead, in a jail cell, or with irreparable damage done to their lives, families, homes, and so on.

by Solid Mantis December 30, 2019

Unintelligible

If you gotta ask more than once, its been kept unintelligble, which is what many people use language for in the first place, keeping things unintelligible.

The guy didn't want the dumbass to connect a to b, so he kept things unintelligible.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019

MGTOW bro

The first one to build a Sistine chapel out of popsicle sticks.

Wait til the ceiling is finished, its gonna be a masterpiece! MGTOW bro is a poet, an artist, and a philosopher all in one.

by Solid Mantis September 19, 2020

Instigator

Someone who has a team accused of a scandal to boost TV ratings in the coming years.

The instigator went beyond whining about low TV ratings.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020